Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
The problem with raising that particular issue is that it's easily remediable. Null's paying for a lawyer's time and had to decide which issues are going to give the most bang for his buck. If they argue this, and win on it, Russ could simply cure the defect by simply filing an amended complaint and naming a proper defendant, and then they're right back at square one.

Hell, Russ never even attempted to serve Kiwi Farms, but that issue wasn't raised either. Even in the best case scenario where Kiwi Farms gets dismissed from the complaint, Null was still named personally. And despite the fact that Russ was trying to make Null responsible for everything on Kiwi Farms, he didn't include a conspiracy claim. If he had included conspiracy, getting Kiwi Farms dismissed from the suit might've been a strategy to defeat the conspiracy charge, since it requires multiple parties conspiring together - if Kiwi Farms was dismissed as an improper defendant, any conspiracy charge falls apart. But even then you're only defeating the conspiracy charge; it might be more strategic to go for the jugular and try to get the whole case dismissed.


As I alluded to just over 12 hours ago right before these rulings dropped, Russ really fucked himself by filing all of that frivolous shit. Copyright was by far his strongest legal claim (and I'm not even saying it was very good), but it was way, way low down on the list of his plights, so he fought all the wrong battles and argued the wrong stuff. He successfully managed to make himself look like such a frivolous lunatic that his copyright claims didn't even get much consideration.

That's true for a prima facie pleading, but eventually you're going to have to show some actual damages for the court to be able to make you whole. The idea behind it is that the damages are so obvious as to not need to be shown at the initial pleading stage of the lawsuit, but if you get to trial and can't actually show any damages, the court's not necessarily going to just hand you a thick wad of money to remedy the offense to your character.
I agree with you that the strategy of not getting the Farms dismissed as an improper party to sue was tactical. I think the plan was to Hulk smash the entire damn thing because getting into the weeds about semantics was going to be more complex, take more time and cost more money. When all you want to do is make the annoying gnat go away you just smack it with a book, not take out the napalm or nuke it from orbit. The brevity of the filings accomplished all the tasks at once in the most cost effective matter. In the end it worked because it was right even if it glossed over glaring deficiencies that could have been exploited. You run the risk that you might not be able to go back and make the argument later, but in this case it's not something that you lose if you don't bring it up so why bother?

Why pay for a fancy bejeweled ring when all you need is a plain silicone band to signify you are married? Both convey the same thing. One is just more cost effective.
 
You should feel deep burning shame and the walls of a charade collapsing upon you if you want to empathize with that wannabe whore fucker. He is not too pitiful to hate, quite the opposite: His hatred is pitiful.
How in the fuck did you read my post and come up with that you think I want to empathize with a man I've been stomping into the mud of the interbutts for nearly 3000 pages over the last several years now?? Jesus tits, man. :stupid:
 
Another L for Russell, who could have ever predicted.

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Will Russell ever slay his white whale and state a claim upon which relief can be granted?

Stay tuned Kiwis for the continuing adventures of Pipsqueak Greer.
 
Bold, fearless prediction: Russhole will lodge an appeal just prior to the 30 day window closing, and it'll be his most hysterical filing yet. I'd be shocked if it came in at under 20 pages; at least 10 of which being phone screenshots marked as EXHIBTS (said EXHIBTS will be on pages 6 through 6).
I hope so much that exactly this is going to happen.

If he stopped trying to sue people, and rather started to sew his lips shut, his life would improve drastically.
 
The problem with raising that particular issue is that it's easily remediable. Null's paying for a lawyer's time and had to decide which issues are going to give the most bang for his buck. If they argue this, and win on it, Russ could simply cure the defect by simply filing an amended complaint and naming a proper defendant, and then they're right back at square one.

Hell, Russ never even attempted to serve Kiwi Farms, but that issue wasn't raised either. Even in the best case scenario where Kiwi Farms gets dismissed from the complaint, Null was still named personally. And despite the fact that Russ was trying to make Null responsible for everything on Kiwi Farms, he didn't include a conspiracy claim. If he had included conspiracy, getting Kiwi Farms dismissed from the suit might've been a strategy to defeat the conspiracy charge, since it requires multiple parties conspiring together - if Kiwi Farms was dismissed as an improper defendant, any conspiracy charge falls apart. But even then you're only defeating the conspiracy charge; it might be more strategic to go for the jugular and try to get the whole case dismissed.
I seem to remember Kiwi Farms LLC existing, which is a viable target to sue IIRC, I wonder if Skordas and Null just kept correcting it in their heads to that. Properly, I think, and correct me of I'm wrong, but I think Russ should've actually directed this copy right complaint towards Kiwi Farms LLC if such a thing exists. As targeting a company makes it harder to escape responsibility than a private person residing in another country.
 
I seem to remember Kiwi Farms LLC existing, which is a viable target to sue IIRC, I wonder if Skordas and Null just kept correcting it in their heads to that. Properly, I think, and correct me of I'm wrong, but I think Russ should've actually directed this copy right complaint towards Kiwi Farms LLC if such a thing exists. As targeting a company makes it harder to escape responsibility than a private person residing in another country.
It's Lolcow LLC. And yeah, it's not all that difficult to properly serve an LLC. Russ is an idiot.
 
This is the first time I've seen a judge deny a first time lawsuit like this with prejudice on everything. Usually it's without prejudice to allow them to possibly go back and fix their deficiencies and actually show proof instead of all the handwaving and wishful thinking that are the hallmark of lolcow filings.
Three of Melinda's lolsuits were dismissed without Null even responding. You also don't get to "show proof" when you haven't even stated a claim. All of Russhole's claims were fatally deficient to the point that, frankly, his ifp request should have been turned down at the outset and he should have been required to put up a filing fee for this nonsense. At the very least. The case could have been simply outright dismissed, but the contributory infringement claim at least had the germ of a cause of action.
I agree with you that the strategy of not getting the Farms dismissed as an improper party to sue was tactical.
There was no real point in diving into the weeds to go after that issue, whether the decision was tactical or they just didn't notice it. I doubt they didn't notice it. All it would really accomplish would be run up more billable hours quibbling over nothing just for the complaint to be amended to reflect the LLC as a party.
 
Surprising absolutely no one (except Russhole himself, of course) Russell Greer failed again. Truly this is another victory for the forces of good who are working tirelessly every day, doing whatever is necessary to ensure that the lives of every disabled paralegal/songwriter/political activist/totally awesome nice guy named Russell Greer has their life ruined, their goals unfulfilled, and their dicks remain dry forever. I knew all those millions and millions of dollars we spent on turning all those judges, politicians, and prostitutes against Shit-Lips would be worth it.
 
You KNOW that this is all Russ is going to remember from this :story:
I felt this last part was the judge telling him "Nothing personal, boyo, but you suck at this".

If Russ bothered to take 5 seconds and look at the very bottom of this website, he would see exactly what he needs to target. I guess his mouth gets in the way of his eyes.
How can you look at the bottom of something when your eyeballs don't move?
 
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Melinda tried to bring God's wrath upon us. Maybe Russ is trying to invoke Satan against mean Kiwis?
Nah, can't work. Me and Satan go way back, you see. I'm sure my ol' buddy won't take down the farms. That and all the satanists here makes us the clear victors.
I'm honestly not sure if Russell even knows what an appeal is, I don't think we've ever heard him post about appealing any of his lawsuits before.
Russell has appealed his lawsuits, like the brothel one. See Greer v. Herbert (18-4075) (Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit). The district court judgement was affirmed, and Russ lost (no suprise).
 
Nah, can't work. Me and Satan go way back, you see. I'm sure my ol' buddy won't take down the farms. That and all the satanists here makes us the clear victors.
I have it from good sources that Russel was promised by Satan himself to win the lawsuit if he keeps putting number of the beast in his filing. Guess he forgot our pal Lucifer is known as Deceiver and Father of Lies...
 
I have it from good sources that Russel was promised by Satan himself to win the lawsuit if he keeps putting number of the beast in his filing. Guess he forgot our pal Lucifer is known as Deceiver and Father of Lies...

Of course the Prince of Lies gave the blubber-faced bamboon the shaft. The Number of the Beast is 666, not just a single 6 on every page.



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sorry for bringing this stuff up yet again 70 pages later, but i just read through it again and there's something i can't figure out about it.
russ says "i have changed, i have moved on with my life" but i don't understand what he means by that? he's still trying to bang hookers just like he was 5 years ago, he's still filing nonsense lawsuits just like he was 5 years ago, and still creeping on random thots social media profiles like he was 5 years ago. so what exactly has changed about him, what has he 'moved on' from?
 
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