Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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Sean needs a bunch of things he really doesn't need.
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Staples like pickles and cream for his coffee. :story:
 
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JY's Tampon said:
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Sean needs a bunch of things he really doesn't need.
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Staples like pickles and cream for his coffee. :story:
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The “pickles” thing feels like such an obvious “I’M TRANS BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW HOW TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE FREE MONEY” thing. “How do you do, fellow trans people! Pickles, amirite? Ha ha. Anyway, now we’re friends, how about sending me some money?”
 
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Kosher Salt said:
Craving pickles is a pregnant woman thing, so of course men larping as women have to tell everyone how much they crave pickles, ya know.
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Should have thought as much, pregnancy fetishism - misinterpreted as usual. Pregnant women crave a lot of different things in different combinations, each weirder than the previous one.
They must have read about one specific case/account and latched onto it, just like the "mood swings so I MUST SCARF DOWN A POUND OF CHOCOLATE IN THE SLOBBIEST MANNER POSSIBLE" thing.
 
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Ruin said:
Is pickles a troon meme? I feel out of the loop.
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The pregnancy thing but also in regular hormonal cycles, when estrogen spikes in women, it can (for some women some of the time) cause a mild salt craving. I also suspect they get off on tweeting about struggling to open a pickle jar so...

I just don't think it's a sane road for any of us to go down too far. He's a fat idiot in his 40s who has to beg strangers online to buy him pickles mouth of madness staring into the abyss etc etc
 
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JY's Tampon said:
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Sean needs a bunch of things he really doesn't need.
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Staples like pickles and cream for his coffee. :story:
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As if it's believable that someone who is 500lbs sates their cravings for salt with fucking pickles. The amount of salty fat this whale hoovers in a day would kill the average sized person and they have the gall to pretend they snack on dainty lil pickles like they're Gwyneth fucking Paltrow or some shit.
 
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I've seen troons reference pickles in a number of different ways. The "surprise" pickle that awaits when he lifts his skirt. Being so weak (because female) that he can't even open a pickle jar anymore. The pickle pregnancy craving because hormones from HRT.

They seem really obsessed with pickles.

His grifting irritates me more than most. He's so entitled. Like absolute strangers should just fork over money because -- gasp! -- he might run out of pickles or have to drink coffee or tea without milk. Oh the horror! There's absolutely no humility in asking for this. He demands it like a spoiled child.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
I've seen troons reference pickles in a number of different ways. The "surprise" pickle that awaits when he lifts his skirt. Being so weak (because female) that he can't even open a pickle jar anymore. The pickle pregnancy craving because hormones from HRT.

They seem really obsessed with pickles.
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I think it’s due to a chronic lack of imagination. Troons really don’t have much of a culture. When your identity revolves around being oppressed by every single thing, you want to be more special than everyone else and every member of your minority group is lazy, poor, autistic and/or mentally ill, you’re not going to develop a “scene.” So they fixate on stupid shit like pickles and cat ears.

It’s funny, because CWC was going on about pickles long before the other troons. Yet again, the lolcow trendsetter.
Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
His grifting irritates me more than most. He's so entitled. Like absolute strangers should just fork over money because -- gasp! -- he might run out of pickles or have to drink coffee or tea without milk. Oh the horror! There's absolutely no humility in asking for this. He demands it like a spoiled child.
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Wonder how much milk the cost of a streaming service would pay for?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I think it’s due to a chronic lack of imagination. Troons really don’t have much of a culture. When your identity revolves around being oppressed by every single thing, you want to be more special than everyone else and every member of your minority group is lazy, poor, autistic and/or mentally ill, you’re not going to develop a “scene.” So they fixate on stupid shit like pickles and cat ears.

It’s funny, because CWC was going on about pickles long before the other troons. Yet again, the lolcow trendsetter.

Wonder how much milk the cost of a streaming service would pay for?
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Now more than milk and pickles it seems.
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