DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

The thing about the pigroach, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he scams you, and those black eyes roll over white.

The only time they gleam, is when he gets tipped, lol!

I’ll bet you that even when he’s pulling JPEGs, they’re just lifeless black holes.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

If Kevin is legit or just another sock, all he's doing is proving that he prefers his 15 seconds of detractor attention over Phil's well-being.

In fact, this whole episode shows how toxic Phil's cult really is.

A few dozen people on the farms exposing Phil's lies are apparently bastards looking to ruin his life, but the people still handing an alcoholic $100+/day are somehow the paragons of justice against trolls.

KG is trying to absolve himself of any blame by saying he doesn't give Phil any money anymore and how Phil spends money is his choice.

All KG really did was prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he doesn't give a solitary fuck about a man he's worked with for over a decade.

KG could turn Phil's forums into an intervention. Instead, he's trying to weasel out of wrongdoing like the slimy cunt he is.

Why is it that all DSP fans fit into categories: degenerate (and/or disabled) but genuine well-meaning individuals or gatekeeping sociopaths who try and please Phil by lashing out and going out of their way to do underhanded shit toward his trolls? KG has always been this way but god damn he is one insufferable twat. He's the worst kind of fan for Phil. Also daily reminder, KG got scammed by an escort at a host club in the Philippines and really thought he was making a connection with her by buying her drinks.

 

[Brother Wind]

Wow. He was pulling the lag card all the way back then.

Yeah, that would be firmly in the SF4 years. And where he was really shining as the beast he would become.

The dumb thing is, he had a small claim, because netcodes and internet was way worse. Like it was the ur example of his nugget of truth. Because he would get a shit show of a match and thus all matche he lost were laggy.

 

[Sup3r]

Two new games and no new spike in money or viewers? I think Phil was the only person who didn't call it. It bares repeating that he doesn't get how streaming works.

He keeps acting like the games are what matter, when everyone knows that the personalities are what matter. What non-denthead wants to watch a depressing, bankrupt (financially and morally) and boring old man drunkenly stumble through a game? Especially one whose brain is smoother that the dentheads that watch him.

Phil's an old man in a field dominated by younger, more enthusiastic and intelligent creatives.

This ignores the obvious: he couldn't give 2 shits about trying to compete. All he wants is to beg for money to waste on gin, gacha and getting doordash. He doesn't care about the origin (as in whether it's one whale or multiple people) and only acts to protect his whales. All the while hiding the existence of his money black hole.

The leaks lost him a major tool: The pity donation. He can't keep claiming bills as he knows everyone knows that people can see what he has spent his money on. He lost the ambiguity of his situation, that no one knew where the money went.

Phil's silence says so much more than he realises. The longer he leaves it, the more people see it with no real counter argument (not that he could have one that makes him look good).

The only person on "his side", kg, could only tell people to ignore it. All the while complaining that any "controversy" brings new people to the forums of tumbleweed. He should be grateful anyone ever actually visits that hive of scum and villainy.

The forums debunk the idea of a DSP community. If they were one, why, when they have a detractor free forum to communicate, do they not join it? I know why: most people don't trust DSP with their personal information, he uses it as a threat when he feels slighted.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Yeah, that would be firmly in the SF4 years. And where he was really shining as the beast he would become.

The dumb thing is, he had a small claim, because netcodes and internet was way worse. Like it was the ur example of his nugget of truth. Because he would get a shit show of a match and thus all matche he lost were laggy.

Fun Fact: back when Phil played casual fighters with live players in an actual venue, he's still blame lag... except it wasn't online lag. It was input lag from the using his arcade stick. Which made no goddamn sense, since arcade sticks even to this day are wired directly into the system to reduce input lag by a sizable amount.

 

[samovski]

The only person on "his side", kg, could only tell people to ignore it. All the while complaining that any "controversy" brings new people to the forums of tumbleweed. He should be grateful anyone ever actually visits that hive of scum and villainy.

The forums debunk the idea of a DSP community. If they were one, why, when they have a detractor free forum to communicate, do they not join it? I know why: most people don't trust DSP with their personal information, he uses it as a threat when he feels slighted.

I just read this and had to check, I genuinely can't believe that forum is still up. I was honestly convinced it was dead. Leave it to Phil to pay to keep a dead forum where like 3 people frequent to kiss his ass active.

 

[Sup3r]

I just read this and had to check, I genuinely can't believe that forum is still up. I was honestly convinced it was dead. Leave it to Phil to pay to keep a dead forum where like 3 people frequent to kiss his ass active.

The only reason Phil could have is the legacy. Never said it was a good reason.

It's especially bad as he goes long periods of time between his visits, and usually only to get ideas for his marathon polls to ignore.

His forums are deader than ever. His forum can go days now between any posts in the general section.

 

[drtonysimp]

will be interesting to see how kat reacts to the bank statement leak. he could take a week off each month and just hang out with his wife if he wanted but he rather spend it on shit food and mobile games. the beauty of the situation is that he cant call her a mentally ill conspiracy theorist as she will know if the statements are legit, because she was with him/involved in some of the transactions.

the lie of we cant do this and that has been exposed, he has more disposable income than the majority of people but hes a selfish addict who doesnt give a shit about his partner, only the illusion of success and maturity that he flaunts in front of his detractors.

the leaks just make me feel sorry for him.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Why is it that all DSP fans fit into categories: degenerate (and/or disabled) but genuine well-meaning individuals or gatekeeping sociopaths who try and please Phil by lashing out and going out of their way to do underhanded shit toward his trolls? KG has always been this way but god damn he is one insufferable twat. He's the worst kind of fan for Phil. Also daily reminder, KG got scammed by an escort at a host club in the Philippines and really thought he was making a connection with her by buying her drinks.

Was paging through the fan thread and came up with a theory. If you would look at the fans of (insert successful big name streamer i've never heard of here) as closely as people watch Phil's fans a small portion of their fanbase would fit into this category. Phil is just so unpopular and chased everyone else away his entire fanbase is that small portion of degenerates found in any fandom.

To put this into terms Phil can understand later it's like the wrestling fanbase. Wrestling used to be really popular with tens of millions of fans. Over time wrestling got shittier and shittier until today you only have the fraction of the hardcore fans that won't be chased away and will defend a terrible product not matter how awful it is. Those are Phil's fans.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Edit: Although, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQiK-DyRwwmn5W6hz7r-R_g

Maybe someone looking to promote themselves? The playlists of "how to build your fanbase" suggests so.

NOT going into DSP's stream and tipping $100 should be rule 1 in the "How to Build Your Fanbase" playlist.

 

[Iron Hamster]

New game and doesn't use his headphones

I would have thought he was going to lay the bait with the nazi hat.

People saying he's drinking gin from the thermos, you're absolutely right. I didn't notice it until now but he does make weird faces every time he sips like it's something strong, not water.

I just assume that's why he stopped the bottled water. Especially since he liked to annoy people with them.

I believe his official excuse is that it's seltzer.

But an alcoholic like Phil wouldn't grimace when drinking fucking seltzer.

It's gin for sure.

See above. Seltzer comes in plastic bottles and he's never had an issue drunking straight from them.

I wonder what his spending habits were during the whole kicked out of the partnership program on twitch period.

Go back to around May 18th

 

[Draventren]

Gotta love an appearance of the "I did 25 push ups on stream" lie. A personal favorite of mine. The most ridiculous and absurd lie he has decided to not retcon, for some reason.

My favourite part about that is he was set up to win in that situation and still managed to bungle it. When he was challenged to do it there were really two things that could have happened: he successfully did it, or he didn't. He could have tried it, and maybe succeeded (x) and then used it to show up dah troll. He could have banged out a few, gone to his knee and then affably said "Guess I'm not as in shape as I used to be!" which is a pretty humanizing thing. He would have gotten ripped on for it, but not as badly as he did, I think. Or, he was really dedicated to not even trying, he could have done what he did, sat down, exaggerated a wiping of his brow and joked about how many more he could do. Or even just gone ham and made it really ridiculous and counted to 40 or something.

That's a set-up there with a bunch of possible payoffs and he fucked it so fucking badly because he thought he could use it to...I don't even know. Trick the guy? Trick his fans? Try and use it as a way to prove that his trolls are full of shit when he pretty obviously was trying to fake that he did it at all? Someone tosses him a layup and this fucker manages to spike the ball, which he declared a homerun because he doesn't understand the game at all.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

NOT going into DSP's stream and tipping $100 should be rule 1 in the "How to Build Your Fanbase" playlist.

also would help when you make a mock commercial for ford you spell Further correctly ESPECIALLY when it's their slogan.

anywho, something I noticed that's old hat, PP, a 40 year old mature adult with a business degree and a 13 year strong successful self run business doesn't know what a privately owned franchise is.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Wanted to see how wasted Phil was on the PM stream, so go to his most recent upload -

Is he just not bothered about the like/dislike ratio now?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Wanted to see how wasted Phil was on the PM stream, so go to his most recent upload -

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Is he just not bothered about the like/dislike ratio now?

He copes by saying it doesn’t matter since all dislikes are the work of trolls and detractors.

 

[RougeRed]

Wanted to see how wasted Phil was on the PM stream, so go to his most recent upload -

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Is he just not bothered about the like/dislike ratio now?

Eh, Youtube counts both as interaction with the video.

 

[Fapcop]

An oldie but a goldie:

DSP COMPLETELY LOSES IT When Fan Asks For $20 Refund

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This gives a good insight to the psychology of Phil and how he thinks: He’s a serious businessman running a serous ahdult business, but at the same time he’s a charity and you need to give him money because “you like him and support him”

Any customer demanding anything (or having standards) is an entitled piece of shit, according to Phil.


TLDR: Phil In his mind has somehow managed to square being a business with being a charity.

(WARNING: Knowing what we know now about his spending and lifestyle he’s accustomed to, his “woe is me” tales of being in overdraft can inspire elevated levels of A-logging. Watch at your own discretion!)

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Wanted to see how wasted Phil was on the PM stream, so go to his most recent upload -

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Is he just not bothered about the like/dislike ratio now?

"Uhh, Serf 'n' TERF, uhhh maybe you aren't aware of this but I have a huge following of shithead trolls. People are afraid to LIKE the video, stupid. Who gives a fuck about the ratio of this and that. Now, shut up. I'm serious too, shut up. This is your only warning, and I mean that too. If I see that shit again, you're out of here."

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

the leaks just make me feel sorry for him.

Don't.

Remember that the person you're feeling sorry for also said that people who are forced to live in dangerous areas should all just give up, pack up, and move, despite financial situations and factors outside of their control, and also laughs at the very idea of people challenging themselves and trying their hardest to achieve the impossible. He used what money he could have to provide for his wife to fund his mobile game addiction, lives in constant sloth and greed, and doxed one of his fans.

Phil may appear human, but he's just some soulless oaf bereft of any emotion other than greed and lacking any objective other than self-interest. Phil doesn't deserve even an iota of pity.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Any customer demanding anything (or having standards) is an entitled piece of shit, according to Phil.

Someone would like to have a word with him.