DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mask_de_SMITH]

An oldie but a goldie:

DSP COMPLETELY LOSES IT When Fan Asks For $20 Refund

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This gives a good insight to the psychology of Phil and how he thinks: He’s a serious businessman running a serous ahdult business, but at the same time he’s a charity and you need to give him money because “you like him and support him”

Any customer demanding anything (or having standards) is an entitled piece of shit, according to Phil.


TLDR: Phil In his mind has somehow managed to square being a business with being a charity.

(WARNING: Knowing what we know now about his spending and lifestyle he’s accustomed to, his “woe is me” tales of being in overdraft can inspire elevated levels of A-logging. Watch at your own discretion!)

The pale, greasy, overweight, jobless YouTuber who wears children's shirts and plays children's video games, who married a horse wife/maid with a shovel jaw, is talking about "standards"

 

[Sugar Puppet]

People saying he's drinking gin from the thermos, you're absolutely right. I didn't notice it until now but he does make weird faces every time he sips like it's something strong, not water.

For all we know he probably lumps his liquor purchases in with those exorbitantly high business expenses he had listed on his bankruptcy documents.

"Hey, I fill my water bottle up with booze and sip on it while I stream video games that has to be a business expense!"

Valedictorian everybody.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Phil here's a free tip for your annual Halloween stream: get a UV light and just chug gin&tonics buddy. The tonic water will glow under the light and all those wheelchairs will be impressed. Bonus points if you dress up as a middle aged Harry Potter and drink from a boiling flask the whole stream

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Phil here's a free tip for your annual Halloween stream: get a UV light and just chug gin&tonics buddy. The tonic water will glow under the light and all those wheelchairs will be impressed. Bonus points if you dress up as a middle aged Harry Potter and drink from a boiling flask the whole stream
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Hey that's a good idea for a Halloween stream, he can kill two birds with one stone doing that. He will likely ham it up during the previous week knowing his past attitude towards these Halloween streams, instead of blowing most of his money on an expensive costume close to a $100 (that we now know he bought it from a shitty costume place) he can already use his existing drinking cabinet of gin, rum, beer whatever to drown his sorrows away and hopefully him acting like a typical muppet/clown streamer will entice people to donate more money.

Sounds like a cool chill stream that some of his fans would really enjoy, but would he ever take the plunge and do something incredibly drahstic from his usual kahntent? Nah.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

the leaks just make me feel sorry for him.

You're projecting yourself into his situation, that's called empathy. Keep in mind Phil doesn't feel that emotion and makes his living stealing from you indirectly. Your credit card interest rates are higher to cover his malfeasance. Your taxes are higher to cover his dent head fans disability checks. You work and he sits at home playing videogames in his jammy pants while making more money than 90% of American workers. Fuck you Phil I hope you feel the toilet bowl water swirling around you, I'll take my MATI offline

 

[Somecatchyname]

KGhaleon? Hahahahahahahahaha

Man, this dude is legit something else... To me, he's the biggest cuck I've ever seem, hands down.

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So, he can't have a conversation with people? He literally just wants to ban people. At least one of the other paypigs had enough balls to want to see a conversation play out. Such a coward just like his king.

 

[Forbidden Math]

KGhaleon? Hahahahahahahahaha

Man, this dude is legit something else... To me, he's the biggest cuck I've ever see, hands down.

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"It's not my money anymore."

And why's that KG?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

You're projecting yourself into his situation, that's called empathy. Keep in mind Phil doesn't feel that emotion and makes his living stealing from you indirectly. Your credit card interest rates are higher to cover his malfeasance. Your taxes are higher to cover his dent head fans disability checks. You work and he sits at home playing videogames in his jammy pants while making more money than 90% of American workers. Fuck you Phil I hope you feel the toilet bowl water swirling around you, I'll take my MATI offline

We all disdain DSP because we see ourselves in him. Our most toxic selves. Where we'd go if we were that friend, that employee, that member of the community.

I think that the other forumers (outside the DSP sub) are of a different psychological profile, which is why some, even null just don't get it. They're a different kind of shitbag that generally assumes life and the system aren't fair and looking for fairness is worthy of ridicule. It's the same divide between Weens and Christorians: both sides see the other as autistic for what aspect of this interests them and believes their goals should be the "mission" so to speak.

Tl;dr - we all have a mati fetish in the DSP autism vortex. Phil has a mati fetish. It's why we are here.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

As much as I love a good redemption story, I can also appreciate stuff like Catcher in the Rye. Phil might be the modern day Holden Caulfield, except he's a middle aged man.

 

[PieceofShet]

KGHaleon is now making sock accounts, praising himself and trying to lure people to his reddit topic so he can dox detractors. Stay safe.

I hope redditors read kiwifarts and stay away.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

KGHaleon is now making sock accounts, praising himself and trying to lure people to his reddit topic so he can dox detractors. Stay safe.

I hope redditors read kiwifarts and stay away.

I really don't think he'll get a sudden flood of displaced redditors to his gay ass little reddit outpost.

 

[Fapcop]

the leaks just make me feel sorry for him.

I know that feel! Even before the leaks.

Yes, Phil is a tahxic person who treats others like garbage, and is wholly responsible for the mess he’s in.

But fuck man... Every now and then when you see that depressed wreck trying to flex with how happy he is, but the lifeless sadness in his eyes tells a different story.

And then you picture yourself in DSPs shoes, knowing that tomorrow will be more of the same, and the day after and the day after. And fuck it’s depressing.

But as DSP would say: “It is what it is!” Abd also a reminder that money doesn’t bring happiness. (Even if they make it easier to obtain.)

KGHaleon is now making sock accounts, praising himself and trying to lure people to his reddit topic so he can dox detractors. Stay safe.

I hope redditors read kiwifarts and stay away.

Last I heard they were scared of coming here because they might get doxxed. And apparently someone said the N word without getting kicked off the site.

I find the last one rather hard to believe!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Personally I think it’d be funnier if people didn’t even bother disliking DSP videos
There’s something so much more dismal about a ratio of 7 likes to 0 dislikes

 

[Full Race Replay]

Wanted to see how wasted Phil was on the PM stream, so go to his most recent upload -

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Is he just not bothered about the like/dislike ratio now?

is probably hoping that this will increase engagement in the algorithm, as some sort of hail-mary after the failure of the hardcore begging season.

 

[Iron Hamster]

As much as I love a good redemption story, I can also appreciate stuff like Catcher in the Rye. Phil might be the modern day Holden Caulfield, except he's a middle aged man.

DSP version: Catcher of The Guy

 

[Anal birth]

Is it just me or did Phil do some kind of Freudian slip here and say "renigged" instead of "reneged"?

For context I started when he starts whining about the pushups but he says it at approx 34:49

 

[MAWBD]

Is it just me or did Phil do some kind of Freudian slip here and say "renigged" instead of "reneged"?

For context I started when he starts whining about the pushups but he says it at approx 34:49

Stationary renigged.

 

[TankMelee]

Is it just me or did Phil do some kind of Freudian slip here and say "renigged" instead of "reneged"?

It's an alternate pronunciation. Compare with "renegade," which has the first 2 E's pronounced the same way. Although, being DSP, he obviously has to pick the worst pronunciation of a word already known for sounding gamer.

 

[snort inquisition]

Personally I think it’d be funnier if people didn’t even bother disliking DSP videos
There’s something so much more dismal about a ratio of 7 likes to 0 dislikes

yeah whatever you say bro