DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NursezillaX]

That's easy "I had to use door dash to protect my family from all the drug addicts and homeless in Seattle. What if one of those drugged up psychopaths was a detractor dood."

This is actually really funny because I could see him using the 'danger' that the detractors pose to his 'family' as justification for all the Doordash-ing.

'See?? These no-life losers are so pathetic and screwed up in the head that they got access to my bank account, so who knows what ELSE they're capable of! See, other streamers don't have to deal with stuff like this, only me, and I did nothing wrong! How can I go out to feed myself when one of these crazy nudnicks could be waiting outside my gate, I HAVE to order all my meals in!'

 

[ThatLurker]

It's quite funny the hardcore gaming season isn't doing any wonders for Phil. Judgement is already pissing him off, Kena is just another lost cause because it's a "throwback game".
And he pretty much confirmed the whole bank leak is real. Yeah, you stay silent Phil. I'm sure this all won't do anything to him and he will slip through by the grease of his hair again but it's amusing to me. I hope kahntributions stay low for a bit longer

 

[Balr0g]

The confusing, bullshit resolution to the puzzle that fucked with his head and indicated poor game design? The one that was wasting his game time and making him feel like he made no progress in the limited time he had to play the game?

He had to look up. Above the door he was supposed to open.
Stick to walking sims, Phil. That's all you can handle anymore.

A good thing he isn't playing Tales of Arise. the combo systems requires timely inputs to pull of combos (at least that's what the in-game tutorial claims) I magine Phil hitting the buttons "Dood this sucks I hit the fucking button. Online laaahg"

Kena in itself should draw viewers to his stream if we take Twitch as a baseline (it has 16k viewers right now) but Phil is not entertaining in these type of games. Makes me wonder which kind of games he could actually stream and still make good money. Most liekly the ones that push his shit in because it it entertaining for viewers.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

TROLL TIPS NEED TO STOP NOW!!!!

Why try to Shoot Phil in the foot from a mile away while Phil is aiming a shotgun with no safety at his own foot?

This is the perfect time for all detractors to stop troll tipping and empowering the victim complex.

Once he has a big mental breakdown from low contributions/views and NO MODS.

Blow up the normal chat with simple criticisms.

He hates Manually banning and he will read it 100% of the time as a result, and you save money.

 

[Sup3r]

Even if he did somehow successfully sue the leaker and get the info removed from here, it's still out in the wild, and it still wouldn't change the fact he was lying about his finances.

But it would be a win against them damn, dirty kiwifarts. Also he would be rid of all the information laid out in one place, so people would start to get it wrong and give him his strawman to "deebooonk".

But in the long run the damage has been done. He knows everyone knows about it but has to fool himself into thinking he can salvage it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well maybe not 100%.
The chargebacks would hit his Paypal,right? So they would not show up in the leaks.

He fucked himself and went so far as to claim his paypal was in the red. There are no transactions going back to paypal to get it out of the red like he claimed.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He fucked himself and went so far as to claim his paypal was in the red. There are no transactions going back to paypal to get it out of the red like he claimed.

There might be a couple. I actually need to go back and review the Paypal transactions because I think I accidentally flagged a couple of non-preauthorized ones as preauthorized.

 

[Coke Zero]

I would love to see phil try to spin this to his audience-

"These idiot trolls hacked my bank account and revealed my transactions all over the internet, which shows I actually have a ton of money and never actually spend it on the things I beg for, but what the trolls did is bad too so you should also be outraged they did this to me and just ignore how I've been lying about my financial situation/spending"

There's no way he can even address this without looking like a scumbag.

Its kind of like wikileaks or the clinton email leaks, no one gives a shit how the info was leaked or the legality of it, they only care about the information that was revealed. The sympathy angle won't work here.

Edit- just another quick thought to avoid double posting. It shouldn't even take actual bank info like this though to make you question Phil's finances. Anyone can do some pretty simple math and determine his financial situation isn't at all as bad as he says. If it took this bank info for you to realize phil is lying about money, you are probably retarded. It just 100% confirmed what we've already been saying anyway.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lol @ thinking he should keep being handed money because he hasn't had a job for 13 years.
"I'll keep entertaining you" - when are you going to start?

 

[d1nx]

It's quite funny the hardcore gaming season isn't doing any wonders for Phil. Judgement is already pissing him off, Kena is just another lost cause because it's a "throwback game".
And he pretty much confirmed the whole bank leak is real. Yeah, you stay silent Phil. I'm sure this all won't do anything to him and he will slip through by the grease of his hair again but it's amusing to me. I hope kahntributions stay low for a bit longer

Phil can only be unintentionally entertaining. When a game has a lot of dialogue or monotony/downtime he absolutely struggles to make any insightful, funny or witty commentary and his stream quickly becomes an awkward bore.

On the other hand, if a game challenges him a little too much he starts with the rage or insults that normal viewers enjoy and when the tips are rolling in he goes into an excitement induced clown mode and starts with his shitty jokes and physical comedy that only the 'special' viewers and 12 year olds find unironically funny while the normal viewers are more laughing at how unfunny and embarrassing his behaviour is.

This is why 'slow days' scare him so much, it exposes how dull and awkward he has become and he gets no money for his gacha pulls. At least back in the old days he had some confidence and was able to make his inappropriate and racist jokes without the fear of repercussions. Now he is essentially neutered and can't cultivate a fun atmosphere without any kind of outside influence.

 

[Mr. Brown]

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Schrodinger's bank statements.

The bank statements are both hacked and slander.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I would love to see phil try to spin this to his audience-

"These idiot trolls hacked my bank account and revealed my transactions all over the internet, which shows I actually have a ton of money and never actually spend it on the things I beg for, but what the trolls did is bad too so you should also be outraged they did this to me and just ignore how I've been lying about my financial situation/spending"

There's no way he can even address this without looking like a scumbag.

Its kind of like wikileaks or the clinton email leaks, no one gives a shit how the info was leaked or the legality of it, they only care about the information that was revealed. The sympathy angle won't work here.

Edit- just another quick thought to avoid double posting. It shouldn't even take actual bank info like this though to make you question Phil's finances. Anyone can do some pretty simple math and determine his financial situation isn't at all as bad as he says. If it took this bank info for you to realize phil is lying about money, you are probably retarded. It just 100% confirmed what we've already been saying anyway.

He's spent hours on his stream over the years denying he spent money on mobile games. Now everyone knows that he was lying through his teeth and spends more on mobile games than a lot of his believers make. I don't see how you come back from that. He probably will though especially with the dumbfucks here who keep superchatting him.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

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Mass slander or crime? It can only be one DSP. If it's true, the leaker committed a crime. If it's just troll conspiracy theories, then the crime wasn't committed. And it would be libel not slander if we want to be fellow kings of semantics.

"Just keep being this supportive and awesome" - Ah yes. Ignore my spending habits, and just shut up and tip. Sound good?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Body of positive work? I forgot he used to describe his youtube videos that way. I wonder what he considers his magnum opus. Probably getting the bankruptcy.

All I ever read is him bashing people because of his jealousy.

I personally feel like the reason he remains silent over these leaks is because he doesn't want more 'contributors' to know what their money is being spent on, rather than a tax investigation. If he doesn't mention the specific drama they are less likely to look into it, and if they look into it he probably thinks they won't want to keep feeding his habits.

Most of his whales will probably keep tipping regardless but some who are not so much in the loop would definitely be put off.

He has to now wonder who may be monitoring his streams.

This is actually really funny because I could see him using the 'danger' that the detractors pose to his 'family' as justification for all the Doordash-ing.

'See?? These no-life losers are so pathetic and screwed up in the head that they got access to my bank account, so who knows what ELSE they're capable of! See, other streamers don't have to deal with stuff like this, only me, and I did nothing wrong! How can I go out to feed myself when one of these crazy nudnicks could be waiting outside my gate, I HAVE to order all my meals in!'

Not when there is video evidence of him claiming he ate stuff made at home.

There might be a couple. I actually need to go back and review the Paypal transactions because I think I accidentally flagged a couple of non-preauthorized ones as preauthorized.

They should be a couple hundred dollars. There were many times he cried that they allegedly negated the previous streams #100-200 in tips. The 'I'm in the red' one was stated as a couple hundred dollars itself.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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What are the chances Phil got a lawyer to sue the Farms? Null would definitely tell us if he had received any legal filings so obviously it hasn't happened yet.

 

[DemoniusChexMix]

'See?? These no-life losers are so pathetic and screwed up in the head that they got access to my bank account, so who knows what ELSE they're capable of! See, other streamers don't have to deal with stuff like this, only me, and I did nothing wrong! How can I go out to feed myself when one of these crazy nudnicks could be waiting outside my gate, I HAVE to order all my meals in!'

‘Yeah, I ordered Wendy’s again, so what?! Do you really think I want to jeopardize everything I worked for by ack-tually GOING to a restaurant? Morons…ackackack! And by the way, Kat LOVES the baconator. Oh, now OingoBoingoBoy in chat says I should tip even if Wendy’s is within walking distance. How about I walk you out with this ban! Idiot…ok, snort. Where were we?’

 

[Fapcop]

What are the chances Phil got a lawyer to sue the Farms? Null would definitely tell us if he had received any legal filings so obviously it hasn't happened yet.

The man needs 2-300$ of income a day to just stay barely afloat. I really don’t see room for a lawyers retainer in his budget. Do you?!

 

[Coke Zero]

What are the chances Phil got a lawyer to sue the Farms? Null would definitely tell us if he had received any legal filings so obviously it hasn't happened yet.

I highly doubt phil wants to get the legal system involved in his shit.

From his shakey business expenses to frauding his audience everyday with what their money is going to, I dont think he wants any of his stuff checked out.

I mean hypothetically one of the idiots that troll tips/superchats could probably sue phil for fraud if they claim they thought they were helping with his mortgage or whatever but it all went to wwe champions instead. I dont know how great of a case they would have but it would be something phil has to address.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

What are the chances Phil got a lawyer to sue the Farms? Null would definitely tell us if he had received any legal filings so obviously it hasn't happened yet.

0% and thats ignoring the bank leaks that shows he's broke.

Even if Null Lived one block from DSP

Retainer fees are expensive and even if he only wants a law firm to draft a "Cease & Desist" towards kiwifarms to scare him, thats over 1k easy.

And if he manages to "serve" Null.
Phil will need to to show up to court with his lawyer and produce a case that a judge would not immediately dismiss without prejudice.

Q: How much Gin could you buy instead?
A: too damn much.

 

[FaXmachine]

Even if Phil could somehow stop pulling those Hulk Hogan's and sipping that gin for what a month, to sue the Farms he wouldn't. He's a coward, not only that but it would draw mass attention from all communities if he did. Imagine almost every media person shitting on him because he's suing a Forum because they leaked his finances which simultaneously proving he's 100% been begging and being dishonest for years.

He has literally fucked himself no matter where he goes, but certainly ignoring it is the path of least resistance.