Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

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Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

Aw, there goes the $4 he was saving up for a bottle of foot lotion.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Sorry for the double post, but.... New profile pic.

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Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

Spoiler: Original

my favorite art meme

 

[Spoonomancer]

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Spoiler: Original

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not Pennsylvania enough for Lou's tastes

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Spoiler: Original

my favorite art meme

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You should charge him money for that, unironically the same quality as the art he commissions.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm pretty sure Gneech has been paid by Lou to draw more than two pictures.

Lou subscribes to the top tier ($20/month) of Gneech's Patreon, which entitles him to one free commission per quarter. #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdFund

 

[Spunt]

Sorry for the double post, but.... New profile pic.

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Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

It looks like someone just beat the shit out of it and now it's on the verge of tears. Also its wig got unseated in the fracas, what with its hair not being centered on its head.

 

[The Dude]

Sorry for the double post, but.... New profile pic.

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Looks munted. Why is the muzzle asymmetrical? Is that blushing? If so, why the yellow bits? What's up with the ears and how the hair falls behind it? Why are the proportions getting worse the longer I fucking look at it?? Am I having a stroke?

Oh my sides! That new headshot is the absolute WORST! It looks NOTHING like a big cat. It looks more like a Llama or a Wolf with Downs Syndrome than it does any kind of large feline. If Louie was capable of feeling any kind of embarrassment or humiliation then he'd disappear off social media forever with a pic like that. It's just...wow...holy shit, is it bad. But what else would we ever expect from the Grifting Lard Golem?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

New original LouG artwork! Is this how he got his new dogcat?


https://twitter.com/aceofdajungle/status/1440746021307379714 | https://archive.md/yChS2 (archived 15 hours ago)

Spoiler: The only other person to respond

 

[BoobWhiskers]

New original LouG artwork! Is this how he got his new dogcat?

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Spoiler: The only other person to respond

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The guy offering the free art ALSO has a very ugly art style, but in a way that at least looks like he's been doing it a longer time. Definitely not the source of his new headshot, lol.
...actually kind of want to see him butcher Lou's latest hot mess.

Spoiler: hrmmm

Almost makes me think of this classic 'horny furries gtfo' reaction image.

In other news, topical to the whole 'Lou would be a nightmare to have in a D&D group' conversation, Lou retweets something Gneech posted; apparently, a site exists where egomaniacal autists with delusions of grandeur can offer their paid services as 'professional DMs' to the 'so incredibly socially retarded that they can't even trot on down to the local game store for group campaigns' crowd. I absolutely can't fathom this, D&D is a game that you play with your friends or play to make friends... not a game where you throw money at a gm to inflict your terminally online self on them because you're too much of a jackass for anyone else to take you.
In short, it's perfect for Lou. Between his need to spend money on retarded things and his need to suck Gneech's dick, expect this to be a coming arc in our little shitshow.

(link)

 

[Vampirella]

In other news, topical to the whole 'Lou would be a nightmare to have in a D&D group' conversation, Lou retweets something Gneech posted; apparently, a site exists where egomaniacal autists with delusions of grandeur can offer their paid services as 'professional DMs' to the 'so incredibly socially retarded that they can't even trot on down to the local game store for group campaigns' crowd. I absolutely can't fathom this, D&D is a game that you play with your friends or play to make friends... not a game where you throw money at a gm to inflict your terminally online self on them because you're too much of a jackass for anyone else to take you.
In short, it's perfect for Lou. Between his need to spend money on retarded things and his need to suck Gneech's dick, expect this to be a coming arc in our little shitshow.

I've heard of paid DMs/Storytellers for online games. Heard some horror stories that have come out of it. Just one more reason for me to stay away from online TTRPGs. I'm sure Lou would fit in perfectly with an online furry group of nightmare players.

 

[MetalParakeet]

So I've been gone for a bit, playing in the ranch page because Louis is boring me.

But as per usual, I've noticed that every time he starts to bore me...his storyline will arc again and he will have a meltdown upon all meltdowns. So I figure this is another calm before the storm.

I dunno how to make poles or anything and I'm too lazy to learn, so I'm doing this the newb way.

What will be the cause of Louis next mental breakdown?

1. Mama sells the house (follow up to his mysterious bedroom change/mattress on the floor).
2. Mama kicks him out.
3. He gets no donations for his birthday.
4. Foot infection
5. Triggered by a petty fight between him and an orbiter.

 

[tofu dog]

So I've been gone for a bit, playing in the ranch page because Louis is boring me.

But as per usual, I've noticed that every time he starts to bore me...his storyline will arc again and he will have a meltdown upon all meltdowns. So I figure this is another calm before the storm.

I dunno how to make poles or anything and I'm too lazy to learn, so I'm doing this the newb way.

What will be the cause of Louis next mental breakdown?

1. Mama sells the house (follow up to his mysterious bedroom change/mattress on the floor).
2. Mama kicks him out.
3. He gets no donations for his birthday.
4. Foot infection
5. Triggered by a petty fight between him and an orbiter.

I think #3 is the most likely at this current point in time

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I'd say this is beyond "lettuce and tomatoes" levels of pathetic.

Ace on Twitter: "hey guys, could I ask someone for 5-6 dollars please…

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[Spoonomancer]

I'd say this is beyond "lettuce and tomatoes" levels of pathetic.

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Ace on Twitter: "hey guys, could I ask someone for 5-6 dollars please…

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calling bullshit on this as Mama Gags would NEVER not have an umbrella in the case of Skyler Gagliardi. I don't feel like scouring this thread for the infamous clip where Lou argues with Mama Gags but I do imagine that there's an umbrella somewhere in the cluttered space of that clip.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lou needs a tablet with a bigger screen, to hold over his head and keep the rain off (NOT MANDATORY).

 

[BananaSlamma]

Ms. "1 dollar to my name" bought a book from that furry publisher.

https://archive.is/zwFgR

Lou is horny.

Ace on Twitter: "I'm on horny on main right now.… "

archived 24 Sep 2021 00:24:13 UTC

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Lou chastises someone for not calling The Federalist Society a terrorist group despite the fact that they described them doing things that terrorist groups do.

Ace on Twitter: "you're missing that the federalist society is a terr…

archived 24 Sep 2021 00:25:41 UTC

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Lou gets into an argument with somebody over a webcomic and right wingers.

kek on Twitter: "I'm not lying. You can find any kind of apologists i…

archived 24 Sep 2021 00:29:24 UTC

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kek on Twitter: "of course they're all broad terms. i don't have all …

archived 24 Sep 2021 00:30:40 UTC

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Lou tells a twitter account dedicated to being anti-abortion to stop being anti-abortion.

Ace on Twitter: "stop spreading bullshit yinz guys… "

archived 24 Sep 2021 00:32:04 UTC

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[Iron Hamster]

So I've been gone for a bit, playing in the ranch page because Louis is boring me.

But as per usual, I've noticed that every time he starts to bore me...his storyline will arc again and he will have a meltdown upon all meltdowns. So I figure this is another calm before the storm.

I dunno how to make poles or anything and I'm too lazy to learn, so I'm doing this the newb way.

What will be the cause of Louis next mental breakdown?

1. Mama sells the house (follow up to his mysterious bedroom change/mattress on the floor).
2. Mama kicks him out.
3. He gets no donations for his birthday.
4. Foot infection
5. Triggered by a petty fight between him and an orbiter.

6. Fatty accidentally touches antibacterial soap.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I cannot for the life of me understand why people pay money to commission cover art for their vanity-publishing book (even if the initial artwork looked like the most blatant paintover I'd ever seen with furries added), and then manage to put the most crude, awkward 'dropped this into a website template that had 0 customization' typography across the damn thing. A cover illustrator who has the least idea of what they're doing designs the entire composition with typography in mind; even though this person really didn't, because it was clearly just an illustration commission that was hamfisted onto the cover with no regard to whether it actually worked well, there's even space in the composition where it COULD have worked. Did they use it? Of course not.
And also use either your real name or your furfag name, not both. Doubly so if you type it with special random caps letters that look like a password requirement or a Homestuck larper.

It just started to rain here and I didn't have a working umbrella at home

I don't understand how this tweet is theoretically supposed to play out. If he's at home and wants to go out but doesn't have an umbrella, it's not like he can magically make one appear at home; he'd still have to go to the story and get wet on the way. If he's at the store, why does it matter that he didn't have one at home? And if he was home and walked to the store in the rain anyways, he's already wet.
You're a retard, Lou, you probably saw some 12y/o opening up $5-6 deformed weasel headshots.

 

[Spoonomancer]

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I cannot for the life of me understand why people pay money to commission cover art for their vanity-publishing book (even if the initial artwork looked like the most blatant paintover I'd ever seen with furries added), and then manage to put the most crude, awkward 'dropped this into a website template that had 0 customization' typography across the damn thing. A cover illustrator who has the least idea of what they're doing designs the entire composition with typography in mind; even though this person really didn't, because it was clearly just an illustration commission that was hamfisted onto the cover with no regard to whether it actually worked well, there's even space in the composition where it COULD have worked. Did they use it? Of course not.
And also use either your real name or your furfag name, not both. Doubly so if you type it with special random caps letters that look like a password requirement or a Homestuck larper.


I don't understand how this tweet is theoretically supposed to play out. If he's at home and wants to go out but doesn't have an umbrella, it's not like he can magically make one appear at home; he'd still have to go to the story and get wet on the way. If he's at the store, why does it matter that he didn't have one at home? And if he was home and walked to the store in the rain anyways, he's already wet.
You're a retard, Lou, you probably saw some 12y/o opening up $5-6 deformed weasel headshots.

of fucking course Lou would buy a book from someone who draws multifur big tittied cat ladies lmao

Spoiler

This guy's been drawing this shit for 20 years and shown little to no improvement.

 

[Dusk]

This is like one of those entries from the SCP wiki that are supposed to drive you crazy if you look at the for too long.

SCP 42069

Classification: Euclid

Location: Greensburg, PA

Containment Procedures: Minimal. Subject moves at a speed of 0.00005 mph, which means that MTF Charlie-29 ("Diabetes Education Force") will have substantial time to respond. Five red velvet cakes have been placed in the doorway to his house. At his size, this will only buy us a moment, but a moment is all we need. In regards to the dissemination of SCP 42069-02, we have coordinated with embedded assets at Twitter.com to restrict his circle of associates. Agents will continue to monitor #TransCrowdFund to prevent possible outbreaks.

Description:

SCP 42069-01 is a 38-year-old male Caucasian of Italian ancestry who lives in [REDACTED], PA. Subject refers to himself by a variety of names, including but not limited to [DATA EXPUNGED], despite his legal name being [REDACTED]. Despite the constant shifts in his practices of identification, he has been consistent only about two things: his insistence on identifying as a transgender woman and his self-description as a "furry." Site Director @Norman B. Normal has tracked these shifts, and determined that they serve to expand his opportunities for receiving donations, as well as avoiding criticism. It is unknown at this time if these are direct attempts to escape Foundation surveillance.

SCP 42069-02 is the "fursona" of SCP 42069-02. The subject consists of a series of commissioned drawings referred to by 42069-01 as "art),* usually consisting of a large cat dressed as Wonder Woman. These images provoke considerable distress and confusion in most onlookers, except in a small subset of viewers. While many dismiss these effects as simply a byproduct of ineptitude or a lack of effort, Foundation Researchers have found that these compositions display a decided memetic effect.

*I don't give a shit how anomalous these images are, they're sure as hell not "art." -Head Researcher @BoobWhiskers