I'm not. His pity party was going to fail. He had no avenue to come out of this without questions being raised. Combine it with you know who's meltdown and he doesn't have his biggest whale to prop up his tips as much as he wants.
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OIC is waiting until the last minute so that the trolls will be truly owned.
FlappyBat
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How can detractors have ruined his life? If they ruined his life they would be held accountable. They've been doing it for over a decade. For over a decade, if they ruined his life they would be held accountable. Sounds good? Alright then.
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If he'd offer a "DSP Finally Tells the Truth" marathon stream he'd raise $5k easily.
PhilsCamelToe
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If you put on the bloody prison uniform, I’ll tip you $150. But make sure you don’t look at the tip until the last 5 minutes of visitation. I really want to be conned.Welp guys I got bad news.
I'm in the fucking slammer at the moment.
Luckily I snuck a phone in behind da scenes and was able to make this post on shitty Prison WIFI.
If anyone wants to send me money for commissary - my jail ID is #1651. If I reach $100 by the end of the day I'll be able to make a Shiv.
Also Tevins here as well and we played basketball together.
Lolidaki
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only just caught the trainwreck of a prestream, DarksydeKaren ain't going to do shit. talking about the leaks isn't a crime and nobody is going to get to the original poster, it's just dick stroking. Man the fuck up, Dave, cause you aren't the only one with "illegal" info on this site.
San Dimas High School
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The truth is everything the robot said in the BOA phone call. So all of the data is true. I'm not really sure what the mistruth is, probably some meaningless drama speculation like that he doesn't tip doordash or that he drinks a fifth of gin a day. That's how you can decipher his rambling stream of consciousness bullshit.
His drinking is like the least outrageous thing about the leak, at least to me. And I wouldn't be surprised if he does tip his doordash driver or whatever. The micro transactions and total doordash usage while crying poor to wheelchairs is the problem.
PieceofShet
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He said he is going 30mins overtime. Damn, must be DeSPerate.
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He has handled this perfectly.
Complete rambling meltdown, empty and vague threats, regularly scheduled "in order to fix this, I'm gonna need a lot of money."
It's fucking funny. This is perfect.
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Rainbow me but I feel like all these overtimes may be because of reasons other than financial. And by that I mean marriage trouble.
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Near end of stream status:
Total tips: $64
Top tip: BTS 1MM ($25, or 40% of total tips)
Members: 287 (-1 since yesterday)
Viewer: 222
Phil is going OT till 4:30 due to low tips
Jake Lasso is trolling in Chat
Karls and Snows everywhere
Phil battling puzzle boss
Total tips: $64
Top tip: BTS 1MM ($25, or 40% of total tips)
Members: 287 (-1 since yesterday)
Viewer: 222
Phil is going OT till 4:30 due to low tips
Jake Lasso is trolling in Chat
Karls and Snows everywhere
Phil battling puzzle boss
PieceofShet
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WOW, he said he can overtime EVEN LONGER...
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it's gonna be paper mario and the origami king all over again
Phil's gotta leave soon guys, but there's this thing I wanna do in the game and *keeps playing for another hour*
Phil's gotta leave soon guys, but there's this thing I wanna do in the game and *keeps playing for another hour*
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DespiteSydePhil is the best Phil, the salt will flow and he will lash out at any remotely hurtful to his goal of pulling in tard bux. Tonight is going to be a laugh.
Comma
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Ok, yeah, he's sweating bullets now. First hard beg of the day:
"I hate to say it, but recently, the tips have been kinda slower"
Nothing he could do, though. He did everything correct.
-EDIT- Also, it's really remarkable how:
- he can suddenly go into extensive overtime the past few streams
- the overall begging has been toned down immensely
- tips goals are structurally not being reached
"I hate to say it, but recently, the tips have been kinda slower"
Nothing he could do, though. He did everything correct.
-EDIT- Also, it's really remarkable how:
- he can suddenly go into extensive overtime the past few streams
- the overall begging has been toned down immensely
- tips goals are structurally not being reached
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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His bank accounts say otherwise
Come on OIC, do it now! That will show everybody! It will be hilarious how hard the trolls will get owned!
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Some people still have to learn.
Uuuuuh....look above you, Orange Cat.
Also: Paging DrTonyHuge? OK.
LOOOL! Great achievement
Burner Anomaly
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What an industrious young man. Good work ethic Philip!
KatAgreesWithMe
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Could mean one of two things... either his 'wife' has finally had enough of his gin breath and wants nothing to do with him after work. Other option is that Phil is trying to make it seem like he cares about his viewers by going overtime...
Or he just needs that pig money for some more pulls.
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