Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
Pee Cola said:
How does it manage to be so baggy yet appear to be quite snug around around Russhole's mid section at the same time? Why does the trouser break finish somewhere near his knees?
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I'm guessing it was either a gift from a relative given with the condition that he'd get it tailored, or he bought a suit set from Goodwill without trying it on and decided to just stick with it.
 
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Since there is no real Russ content let me say:

I find it wholesome that everyone is simping over @my lovely trauma lumps because she's funny and not because of her looks. They a lusting after her mind not body. Showing even the degenerate thirst posting cucks of this site are still better than Russ.

That said, you please allow these pathetic faggots to thirst post on your page. It's shitting up the thread. Likewise, can a Janny clean up the last few pages to spergitory? That'd be great.

On the topic of Russ, can we take this time to reiterate the answers to all the usual retarded questions?

Has the incel anthem been released yet?
 
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DrJonesHat said:
1 star- The judge totally ignored my awesome evidence and the Kiwis said they bribed her! I'm gonna sue!
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Russ calls us liars and slanderers but then he gets a random email (supposedly from us) and then takes it as gospel that we orchestrated some illuminati plan to make one spastic's life hell and now we are admitting to it. He either trusts us or he doesn't.

He really should trust us though, we keep better track of what he says than he does.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
And also, he will immediately talk shit and blame the studio and everyone else involved when the song doesn't instantly get him the fame and pussy he thinks it should.

The studio that did his original "I Get You" called him out on this.

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Fucking rekt:lit:. For someone so indulgent in harassment to the point of getting convicted of it, Russ sure likes to toss that accusation around
 
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Sasha said:
You know how Russ infamously calls any random prostitute his "girlfriend" ? It seems he didn't come with that idea alone. Half of the whore accounts are actually teasing (really awkwardly) by posting semi nude pics with captions like " POV : I'm your girlfriend, about to sit on your face" (not making this shit up) and a lot of actual daily Twitter posting involving "girlfriend" roleplay with many users.
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They call it the "girlfriend experience" and most guys have enough sense to realize they're just acting, but with Russ, well, I think he's so literal minded that when he considered that hookers call an appointment a "date" and GFE, he thinks it's real and the hookers are just auditing boyfriends. That's why, I think when he booked with that one person at the ranch, he really thought she was his girlfriend, so he was perfectly justified in telling other guys to back off. That's why he blew up when she cancelled their booking and blocked him. She(in his mind) was breaking up with him for no reason! He was just protecting his property! What the frick?!
 
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Rustled Jimmies said:
Russ calls us liars and slanderers but then he gets a random email (supposedly from us) and then takes it as gospel that we orchestrated some illuminati plan to make one spastic's life hell and now we are admitting to it. He either trusts us or he doesn't.

He really should trust us though, we keep better track of what he says than he does.
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It's because it feeds his narrative and a lot of people fall into this trap. They will believe anything that lines up with what they believe because it means they're right.

It doesn't matter what we're talking about whether it be some quack medical procedure, health risk, election outcome or whatever. If you're that invested in the outcome you will wind up believing it because it's what you want to hear.

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They call it the "girlfriend experience" and most guys have enough sense to realize they're just acting, but with Russ, well, I think he's so literal minded that when he considered that hookers call an appointment a "date" and GFE, he thinks it's real and the hookers are just auditing boyfriends. That's why, I think when he booked with that one person at the ranch, he really thought she was his girlfriend, so he was perfectly justified in telling other guys to back off. That's why he blew up when she cancelled their booking and blocked him. She(in his mind) was breaking up with him for no reason! He was just protecting his property! What the frick?!
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In his eyes because he's booked her for the GFE then she's his girlfriend automatically at least until he takes her out, woos her with his studly suit and gas station flowers, takes her on a romantic meal to Olive Garden where she can have as much of the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks she wants then back to her place for sexy times.

Then she'll realize that every other guy she's been with has been a total cad and he's a total Chad so she'll give up hooking, move in with him and suck him his penis every day and kiss him in a way that helps with his disability.

Except this isn't an 80's romcom and he's not Andrew McCarthy or some other member of the Brat Pack.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
yes he hires studios to produce the actual music, with singers who sing the lyrics he writes, and for the yovanna song he hired a dancer off fiverr to make a music video for the song
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Thanks mate.
This must cost a whole lot of money.
So we can assume he did little more than provide the lyrics.
They must be awesome. I do not resist to have another look at it.
Yo, Yovanna
Do you know that you're
Hot like a sauna
You make me feel good
Inside
Your smile's like Red Bull
You give me wings
You make me feel like I can fly
I wanna thank you
I wanna thank you
For having all the colors
That flank you
But with 5 million people
That follow you
I don't know if my words
Will ever get through
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song
That I wrote for you
Yo, Yovanna
You, you gotta
You gotta know
That sun stops shining
Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna
Do you, do you
Wanna stop shaking
Because you
Dominican girls
Make the earth start quaking
You keep being you
You keep being you
Que pasa, Yovanna
You, you, you're
Tropical like the
Beaches of Barahona
You, you have that ocean vibe
You're like an enchilada
You add spice to life
Your smile is like the
Mona Lisa
Da Vinci was inspired
By you
I wanna thank you
I wanna thank you
For having all the colors
That flank you
But with 5 million people
That follow you
I don't know if my words
Will ever get through
So here's hoping
That I find an opening
And you hear this song
That I wrote for you
Yo, Yovanna
You, you gotta
You gotta know
That sun stops shining
Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna
Do you, do you
Wanna stop shaking
Because you
Dominican girls
Make the earth start quaking
You keep being you
You keep being you
Yovanna
I just wanna
Say thank you
For you being you
Being you
Being you
Yo, Yovanna
You, you gotta
You gotta know
That sun stops shining
Because your light outshines it
Yo, Yovanna
Do you, do you
Wanna stop shaking
Because you
Dominican girls
Make the earth start quaking
You keep being you
You keep being you
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For those trying to find the pool pic of his feet:

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Bonus wonky fingers:
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