Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

The looks on their faces in that photo are just great. Russel looks like he thinks he's one suave motherfucker and she just looks bored and uncomfortable, I wonder if he has a collection of hooker photos like this that he uses as wallpaper

Her expression says "I should have charged him a creepy bastard tax."

 

[Molag Bal]

Greer VS SCOTUS, now there's a case I'd love to watch.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I actually think that's what he's doing. He's trying to initiate as much body contact with her as possible, including shoving his leg against hers. His foot's not fucked up, he's just a gross creep.

Also the only people in this day and age who can (barely) get away with double-breasted suits are members of a royal family. And his pants are too long because he's too cheap to get them tailored.

How often does Russ actually touch another human being, let alone a woman? He's so starved for a human touch

 

[DrJonesHat]

Greer VS SCOTUS, now there's a case I'd love to watch.

"In a rare unanimous ruling, the Supreme Court today ruled that Russell Greer is in fact, a pipsqueak. Writing the opinion was Justice Gorsuch, who said 'how did this creepy fucker get past security?!"

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

How often does Russ actually touch another human being, let alone a woman? He's so starved for a human touch

I don't think he touches another human being that often but he compensates by touching himself a lot.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Her expression says "I should have charged him a creepy bastard tax."

Probably the hardest 4k she ever made

 

[Constellationzero]

Her expression says "I should have charged him a creepy bastard tax."

Oh God, I hope I don't end up being a waifu pillow.

 

[Miss Misery]

I don't think he touches another human being that often but he compensates by touching himself a lot.

Oddly I get the feeling that he's still got a LOT of Mormon hangups about masturbation.

Sex with hookers outside of marriage? A-OK!

But man, the way they drill the OMG BOYS NO TOUCHING YOURSELF into teen brains is kind of intense. Like moreso than the no fucking before marriage thing.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He might think his case will be the one to take down section 230 as unconstitutional, which would be funny. Or he might think there's a split in the different circuit courts based on the sentence in the decision alluding to another court (the 10th?) having a somewhat different stand on contributory copyright.

As long as he's able to file for free I honestly can't see him stopping. It's either more on this case or he moves on to another target that he hopes can't afford a lawyer or is willing to settle for a footjob under the table

 

[DrJonesHat]

He might think his case will be the one to take down section 230 as unconstitutional, which would be funny. Or he might think there's a split in the different circuit courts based on the sentence in the decision alluding to another court (the 10th?) having a somewhat different stand on contributory copyright.

I'd really like to see how he spins a law that protects free speech as being "unconstitutional."

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Oddly I get the feeling that he's still got a LOT of Mormon hangups about masturbation.

You may be onto something. Religious dudes who discover masturbation often become militant atheists and since Rus doesn't pose in his fedora he may still holds those views.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I'd really like to see how he spins a law that protects free speech as being "unconstitutional."

Dude, like 3/4ths of the people here think article 230 is unconstitutional and support its repeal.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I know I have said this before, but the #coolguy always cracks me the fuck up. Like, does he think people browse the Cool Guy hashtag?

He 100% thinks that being by a swimming pool automatically makes him look like a big shot, the same way that he sees his suit. Too bad that is obviously the type of pool you see at motels and the shittiest apartment complexes that only get re-chlorinated once a year and are about 40% urine. Russ, the "cool" poolside photos that people actually find cool are the ones at Greek and Dubai spas and resorts that have waterfalls and are suspended and made of glass and shit.

That's one of the things about his instagram is that his posts are always these hilarious budget imitations of things he's seen. And he's not good at faking actually being rich and doesn't even know exactly what should be faked or what seems actually impressive. Hence why he thinks just a picture of his gross feet by a shitty lane pool is #cool. Doesn't even use a filter to make the location look sunnier and prettier or photoshop in a shitty waterfall or something. Just like he thinks he can give a hot instagram influencer a better life when she spends her summers on a yacht in the south of France. Or he thinks that writing a song or giving shitty, half-dead flowers is the nicest thing a guy can do for a girl. He does not ultimately understand these concepts.

I mean, he was boasting about how he "is better than Tom or Calvin" when discussing Taylor Swift. Because... he... "kicked his disability's ass"? Okay, cute, Tom Hiddleston speaks 5 languages and Calvin Harris is worth 50 million dollars.

 

[Drowningman]

I know I have said this before, but the #coolguy always cracks me the fuck up. Like, does he think people browse the Cool Guy hashtag?

He 100% thinks that being by a swimming pool automatically makes him look like a big shot, the same way that he sees his suit. Too bad that is obviously the type of pool you see at motels and the shittiest apartment complexes that only get re-chlorinated once a year and are about 40% urine. Russ, the "cool" poolside photos that people actually find cool are the ones at Greek and Dubai spas and resorts that have waterfalls and are suspended and made of glass and shit.

That's one of the things about his instagram is that his posts are always these hilarious budget imitations of things he's seen. And he's not good at faking actually being rich and doesn't even know exactly what should be faked or what seems actually impressive. Hence why he thinks just a picture of his gross feet by a shitty lane pool is #cool. Doesn't even use a filter to make the location look sunnier and prettier or photoshop in a shitty waterfall or something. Just like he thinks he can give a hot instagram influencer a better life when she spends her summers on a yacht in the south of France. Or he thinks that writing a song or giving shitty, half-dead flowers is the nicest thing a guy can do for a girl. He does not ultimately understand these concepts.

I mean, he was boasting about how he "is better than Tom or Calvin" when discussing Taylor Swift. Because... he... "kicked his disability's ass"? Okay, cute, Tom Hiddleston speaks 5 languages and Calvin Harris is worth 50 million dollars.

So true.He wants to be the big successful Guy but ends up as a dollar store knock off.
I got the same feeling about his IG posts.The gyms,the locations and him with his mask (even with it on half assed)
His sense of reality and what really is are two different things as we have come to know.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Dude, like 3/4ths of the people here think article 230 is unconstitutional and support its repeal.

Article 230 is keeping this site alive so I'd like to hear how you got that number.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I mean, he was boasting about how he "is better than Tom or Calvin" when discussing Taylor Swift. Because... he... "kicked his disability's ass"? Okay, cute, Tom Hiddleston speaks 5 languages and Calvin Harris is worth 50 million dollars.

First of all if he kicked his disability's ass it means he no longer has a hangup about it and doesn't treat it like it's some kind of disability. And yet he does. So that's a lie.

Then Tom and Calvin make women moist. One look at Russtard and they dry up.

Article 230 is keeping this site alive so I'd like to hear how you got that number.

He's a dumbass. It's literally in his username.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

There's something particularly fucked up about his right foot. That's the one he can't seem to stand flat on in the hooker picture, too.

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I wonder if it's the legacy of a club foot.

Same energy.

 

[StinkySnack]

Same energy.
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Nah. Despite being creepy and disturbing, that creature evoked sympathy.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Dude, like 3/4ths of the people here think article 230 is unconstitutional and support its repeal.

3/4ths of the people here think FB and Twitter should lose Article 230 protections since they act more like a news source than a platform.

 

[DespotCTM]

One look at Russtard and they dry up.

One minute of him talking leaves them drier than the atacama desert.