I know I have said this before, but the #coolguy always cracks me the fuck up. Like, does he think people browse the Cool Guy hashtag?
He 100% thinks that being by a swimming pool automatically makes him look like a big shot, the same way that he sees his suit. Too bad that is obviously the type of pool you see at motels and the shittiest apartment complexes that only get re-chlorinated once a year and are about 40% urine. Russ, the "cool" poolside photos that people actually find cool are the ones at Greek and Dubai spas and resorts that have waterfalls and are suspended and made of glass and shit.
That's one of the things about his instagram is that his posts are always these hilarious budget imitations of things he's seen. And he's not good at faking actually being rich and doesn't even know exactly what should be faked or what seems actually impressive. Hence why he thinks just a picture of his gross feet by a shitty lane pool is #cool. Doesn't even use a filter to make the location look sunnier and prettier or photoshop in a shitty waterfall or something. Just like he thinks he can give a hot instagram influencer a better life when she spends her summers on a yacht in the south of France. Or he thinks that writing a song or giving shitty, half-dead flowers is the nicest thing a guy can do for a girl. He does not ultimately understand these concepts.
I mean, he was boasting about how he "is better than Tom or Calvin" when discussing Taylor Swift. Because... he... "kicked his disability's ass"? Okay, cute, Tom Hiddleston speaks 5 languages and Calvin Harris is worth 50 million dollars.