Weird shit you do

[Cyclonus]

Post stuff that's everyday normal to you but would make other people think you're fucking insane. Bonus points if you actually thought it was normal your whole life until somebody pointed out that you were fucking insane.

To start things off: I eat kiwi fruit without peeling them. The skin is the best fucking part! I also chew plastic bottle tops and the plastic rings around the neck of the bottle that keeps a seal until you open it for the first time.

 

[NigKid]

I dont know if this is common but i talk to myself if im really concentrated by just mouthing the words. Pretty sure if you just saw me youd think i was insane

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I have the tism.
So I vocal stim when I'm alone.
Weird ass noises. But it's comforting to my tard brain.

 

[Wingnut]

I use Kiwi Farms

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sometimes I think about boobs

 

[thegooddoctor]

I secretly talk to myself a ton when nobody is looking, I don’t care what they think if you don’t speak to yourself you must be a pretty dull individual with no inner monologue.

 

[IKOL]

I sleep.

 

[DerKryptid]

I have the tism.
So I vocal stim when I'm alone.
Weird ass noises. But it's comforting to my tard brain.

Same lol

 

[Medulseur]

I put ketchup on my fried/scrambled eggs. This weirds out a lot of people for some reason.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

I pick up rocks.
If I see a rock that's really smooth, or is a perfect circle or some shit like that, I'll put it in my pocket.
Sometimes I'll take it home and put it in a flower pot, sometimes I'll put it on a stump or a bench and see if it's still there next time.

 

[DerKryptid]

I secretly talk to myself a ton when nobody is looking, I don’t care what they think if you don’t speak to yourself you must be a pretty dull individual with no inner monologue.

I put ketchup on my fried/scrambled eggs. This weirds out a lot of people for some reason.

I pick up rocks.
If I see a rock that's really smooth, or is a perfect circle or some shit like that, I'll put it in my pocket.
Sometimes I'll take it home and put it in a flower pot, sometimes I'll put it on a stump or a bench and see if it's still there next time.

"weird things you do" seems to be synonymous with "things kids do"

Not arguing, I'm a fucking kid on the inside too

 

[hhaergenreyt]

I secretly talk to myself a ton when nobody is looking, I don’t care what they think if you don’t speak to yourself you must be a pretty dull individual with no inner monologue.

I started doing this a lot more during lockdown, I don't think I'm the only one

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I like to hook up my toaster computer to the display through analog (red-white-yellow thing or S-Video).

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

I fall asleep on the shitter on a regular basis.

I often come home from work, and go shit shower shave since I work with oil and usually im filthy. Ill turn on the shower, sit down to shit, and....Zzzzzzzzzz

Combination of warm steam and tiredness

 

[tehpope]

I say random shit I find funny or interesting from TV, Movies, Youtube, Music, shitposts. Whatever. Just little phrases or sounds.

 

[Cyclonus]

Sometimes when a humiliating or traumatising memory starts to bubble up from my subconscious I'll say something random really loudly to block it. Sometimes it'll just be "NO, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN" or "LA LA LA LA!" but I could say anything that happens to be floating around in my head at the time. Once I was thinking about the end of the movie Snatch when a memory of my tripping and falling in a crowded cinema started coming back and I started yelling "KILL THE BASTARD! KILL THE BASTARD!" If anyone had heard that I'd be checking into a rubber room.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I hate the feeling of my fingernails. As a child I had a notorious habit of biting them. As an adult, I don't bite them, but I still cut them super super short because I just hate how they feel. I also tend to cut the skin around the nails. It used to be super painful but I've gotten used to it. It's resulted in the tips of my fingers being ugly as fuck though.

I have a sort of autistic thing with doing tricks with weapons. I've fucked with butterfly knives on and off since I was 14 or 15. I'm pretty decent when it comes to spinning pistols and revolvers, and depending on the weight can do over the shoulder catches and shit like that. I have a replica of the 1887 from Terminator 2 that I can spin cock pretty well even though it doesn't have the loop lever. (yes, I can do it without breaking my fingers, I probably couldn't do it while riding a motorcycle though).

There's probably some other stuff, but that's what comes to mind.

 

[The Last Stand]

Use old lady gifs as reactions.

It's a living.

 

[DerKryptid]

Sometimes when a humiliating or traumatising memory starts to bubble up from my subconscious I'll say something random really loudly to block it. Sometimes it'll just be "NO, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN" or "LA LA LA LA!" but I could say anything that happens to be floating around in my head at the time. Once I was thinking about the end of the movie Snatch when a memory of my tripping and falling in a crowded cinema started coming back and I started yelling "KILL THE BASTARD! KILL THE BASTARD!" If anyone had heard that I'd be checking into a rubber room.

Pls don't remind me

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Use old lady gifs as reactions.

It's a living.

the weirdest part is that you call that a gif
ETA:
I talk to myself from time to time. But like someone else said, we all do that.