Weird shit you do

[Miriam Margoyles]

Just recently I have, in quieter moments, taken to muttering "Stinky Pajeet shits in the street, stinky Pajeet shits in the street," very fast, over and over again, under my breath, like a crazy person or that child from The Sixth Sense going "Stuttering Stanley, Stuttering Stanley..."

 

[Jason Wynn]

Trying to go to sleep at night

Get thirsty

Won’t just get a glass of water or something but will brew a cup of coffee and drink that, then lay back in bed wondering why I did that when I was just trying to go to sleep.

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

I have to shower after pooping, probably stems from fact growing up I had awful hygiene. I actually thought this was normal tho after one my friends said he did this when we were playing video games together.

 

[Roland TB-303]

This is probably pretty common but if I’m about to fall asleep and in that half-awake half-asleep hypnagogic state and my wife asks me something I’ll usually blurt out what I’m dreaming about which is always weird and surreal and makes zero sense. I’m conscious enough to know I’m talking but have no control over what I’m saying.

 

[internet friend]

I work on the second floor of my building, but I always go to the toilet on the 5th floor. There's nothing all that different about it, I just find it nicer for some reason.