Weird shit you do

[Not a bee]

I wash my hands if I touch something dirty

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I use hand lotion as hair gel.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Squeal like a little girl/toddler/retard when playing with my cat.

I talk to myself a lot. Mostly reviewing and making comparisons of stuff I've been doing (in the past it was mostly novels I was reading, lately mostly games I've been playing). Sometimes I lecture myself on random topics, like one day I was babbling to myself about migrations into Dark Ages England. I will intentionally lecture myself as a way to study, and I find that when I do it I wind up making new discoveries about the material I didn't know before. Sometimes it can go badly, as I found that my habit of talking had turned into a way of reinforcing negative thoughts when I was talking through my problems, but there was no resolution to the stressors in my life, so I was just sort of making these circling thoughts, would upset myself. When I ramble to myself about other things I can keep my mind off of that and sometimes I can feel rather happy babbling to myself about things I like. I only do this when alone, of course (in a car or in my apartment).

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

I pick my nose and eat my boogers and there nothing you can do to stop me

 

[peachflute]

I eat Lorenz Pommels by eating one half first. Then I eat row after row with the other half.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

Instead of eating the chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag and getting my fingers all filthy, I'll just finish crushing it then eat it with a spoon out of a bowl. I also eat popcorn with chopsticks like an autistic weeb.

 

[Local Degenerate]

I punch metal before I touch it, because I'm a huge bitch when it comes to static electricity, and that's just my way of forcing myself to take the shock that only happens 1/10 times.

Mind, not a full force punch, just a rap with my knuckles. Figure it'll sting less on the knuckles then the finger tips.

 

[thog]

When I'm at home alone I talk to myself, and when I talk to myself I say nigger a lot simply because I like how the word sounds.
I also get completely naked to take a shit.

I eat the paper around every muffin I eat, since I was a kid. I don't let people see I'm doing it, though. One of my kids recently told me they do it too, out of the blue.

I also do this. I swear, there's an extra gram of muffin in those wrappers.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I live in the woods (and I mean the fucking woods) and if I'm outside working in the yard or fucking around or whatever, every so often I will stare up the hill or down the ridgeline out into the woods and yell "I fucking see you" or something to that effect. Just in case anyone is out there (they're not) it will freak them out.

 

[thog]

I live in the woods (and I mean the fucking woods) and if I'm outside working in the yard or fucking around or whatever, every so often I will stare up the hill or down the ridgeline out into the woods and yell "I fucking see you" or something to that effect. Just in case anyone is out there (they're not) it will freak them out.

I do the same thing whenever I hear a sound inside my house at night. I'll also say "The police are on their way".

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Pee in the tub from the outside

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’m autistic enough to know exactly when stoplights change but I will do some kind of elaborate hand magic move to make people in other cars think I actually changed the light.
I finish the finger dance the second it goes yellow and such.

 

[Dipodomys]

I put pepper on my popcorn.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I pick my nose and eat my boogers and there nothing you can do to stop me

Which nose did you pick? Just curious

 

[DDR Yoga]

I never have the patience to wait for my electric shaver to fully charge, so I always end up shaving in little semi-charged increments over the course of a few hours.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I refuse to eat a sandwich without chips because I'm a fucking psychopath and actually need a crunch.
Sandwich sandwich chip chip chip sandwich, repeat ad nauseum. I'm a menace to society and a threat to others.

 

[Shidoen]

I laugh at myself whenever I make funny faces and stretch my face in the mirror.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

Which nose did you pick? Just curious

both

 

[waratteruN]

I do the naruto hand signs when I'm bored, but not the ones from Naruto. The real ones that they're based on, because I got hooked on occultism and anime as a teenager

 

[The Token Ethnic]

I can gleek on command.