Weird shit you do

I shake my sillies out like a little kid in the middle of the night if I'm awake and just laying around watching TV or browsing. I think it came from working third shift for a couple years because I'd habitually jump up and do squats and jumping jacks around last break to get a little energy gain when it was too late for more caffeine. Going from desk-idle to forcing all the blood around in big muscle groups and some sharp deep breaths kind of soft restarts the stamina meter for me. But now if I'm the only one awake at home I just jump up and get like a dog with the zoomies for a couple minutes.

I guess it's not really that weird. Probably pretty healthy. Feels like a guilty pleasure though.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lady Round Buns and Mesh Gear Fox
i think the weirdest thing about me is probably that i love playing with chilly cat ears, i love the texture and the way the skin inside feels when its cold, the consistency of the ear itself, flappy like little bat wings, I like playing with them and warming them up, sometimes I do my lips like someone would do if they were pretending to be a toothless granny and go num num num on the tips of dem urrs

I learned that lots of girls actually do this, and share my love of cold animal ears, which is interesting. I have met dozens of girls who have enjoyed cat ears but never a man who did. I guess it's probably because if they did they would be too insecure to admit to it because it is so silly idk. I dont give a shit what ppl think of me :]

my cat actually enjoys it and her ears are always cold for some reason so it really is a perfect Cat for me. she has even picked up a habit of biting and licking my own ears when I am laying down next to her because I guess she thinks it is how humans show affection and not that her owner is just a weirdo who likes fiddling with cold cat ears. I'll never stop enjoying those cute little niblets.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: 𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔, Smar Mijou, Brett DeLawyer and 6 others
Cats said:
i think the weirdest thing about me is probably that i love playing with chilly cat ears, i love the texture and the way the skin inside feels when its cold, the consistency of the ear itself, flappy like little bat wings, I like playing with them and warming them up, sometimes I do my lips like someone would do if they were pretending to be a toothless granny and go num num num on the tips of dem urrs

I learned that lots of girls actually do this, and share my love of cold animal ears, which is interesting. I have met dozens of girls who have enjoyed cat ears but never a man who did. I guess it's probably because if they did they would be too insecure to admit to it because it is so silly idk. I dont give a shit what ppl think of me :]

my cat actually enjoys it and her ears are always cold for some reason so it really is a perfect Cat for me. she has even picked up a habit of biting and licking my own ears when I am laying down next to her because I guess she thinks it is how humans show affection and not that her owner is just a weirdo who likes fiddling with cold cat ears. I'll never stop enjoying those cute little niblets.
Click to expand...
try spreading your fingers out and waving them across the tip top of your cat's ears so they just barely flap against your fingers
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Brett DeLawyer, Mesh Gear Fox and Cats
lol one night my cat was sleeping with her head right next to mine and I woke up and turned slightly and didn't realize she was right there, I was breathing in sharply with my mouth open just a little and her ear went right between my lips and went flapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflapflap like a machine gun and she woke up and smacked me in the face and then fell back asleep. it all happened in a fraction of a second and I just started laughing my fucking ass off
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Brett DeLawyer, Pissmaster and Mesh Gear Fox
Flavius Claudius Julianus said:
I have a meticulously, autistically organised porn collection.

I've always gotten laid, never had any issue dating. Organised person in general, so naturally that trait carried over into my porn library.

I shudder to think how much time I've spent on it... but it is what it is.
Click to expand...
In what manner is it organized?
 
I signed up to the Internet Death Eaters, the evil Kiwifarms, a place widely regarded as a neo-nazi, homophobic, transphobic, psychopathic wretched hive of scum and villainy that is said to drive vulnerable people to suicide and that would ruin anyone's reputation if found to be associated with, mostly to discuss Star Wars and shitty cartoonists.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Biggie Smalls' Taint, Mesh Gear Fox and Heavy Duty Boots
I have anxiety and mild Tourette's, so I sometimes do weird jerky motions with my head, neck and shoulders when it gets bad. It's not hugely noticeable unless you're looking for it though.

I also have a weird habit of putting the front of my shirt over my nose when I'm just chilling on the PC, so a lot of my T-shirts thave the neck stretched out and I end up having to replace them often.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Mesh Gear Fox
Astro Loafo said:
I have problem. I constantly repurpose songs into gay versions of them in my head. If I hear a song, my mind will literally morph it into gay shit tracks with obscene lyrics. I have a problem..... kill me
Click to expand...
This is the most relatable thing in the world. My brain is allergic to boredom and one of the ways I vent stress is juvenile mockery, so my brain rewrites any song that irritates me on any level into the gayest and most obscene thing it can.

There’s a theatrical audiobook of the LOTR trilogy I was listening to, and I got a bit irritated at the constant interruptions to the story in the form of poems that the production turned into songs. The result was like twenty verses about Theoden being the ultimate gigafag and exerting mastery over middle earth via anal intrusion.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Astro Loafo
If I have something really good to eat, say a really nice steak or an expensive chocolate, I will wait to the very last moment to eat it. I have a problem with delayed gratification where things can go bad because I don't want to enjoy it yet. That also carries over to TV shows, video games, etc. If I enjoy something immensely I don't want it to end so soon. So it can be over a year until I finally do.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: babyTAP and Eat to the beat
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
In what manner is it organized?
Click to expand...
Aside from certain collections of one specific person, all files are named in accordance with what they contain, so I can search up what I fancy without hassle. Probably talking 7k+ files at this stage, so stuff would easily get lost in the pile at first.

Not to speak of the various 'processing' folders.
 
  • Informative
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 and Mesh Gear Fox
Something I would do more in the past, but sometimes I'd imagine that the world around me was either a painting or video game graphics, and then I'd marvel at how detailed it is. I think that it's easy to take the mundane beauty of things for granted, even compare it unfavorably to stylized and orderly art, until you take a moment to appreciate its unreplicable fine detail.
 
  • Autistic
  • Feels
Reactions: seri0us and PipTheAlchemist
Sometimes when I think I'm alone I sing the full "Let it Sneed" song.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: A-Stump
Cleaning my car's steering wheel and shift knob every week. I don't know how people go without doing that every so often. Those two high touch areas get grimey real quickly. All you need is a light spritz of an interior detailer and quick wipe.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Mesh Gear Fox
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back