Weird shit you do

Grace under pressure. Or you're a psychopath.
A little from column A, a little from column B.

I love doing this shit like this at work cause it just eases the mood and I'm the type to crack a joke at these high stressed times.

Its something about a deadpan "alright" that either sets people off or calm themselves instantly.
I don't do it to lighten the mood, i do it to punish those who can't keep calm. It's a passive/non-aggressive way of saying "keep calm, or else I'll show you real stress", just without the threat.
 
I don't do it to lighten the mood, i do it to punish those who can't keep calm. It's a passive/non-aggressive way of saying "keep calm, or else I'll show you real stress", just without the threat.

Fair enough. I just prefer it as more demeaning especially for those in upper management.

If you can't handle a situation that doesn't call for panic, don't be surprised if a quick witted joke is basically "lol you're a weak faggot" comes out. If you can't control your own emotions won't care much about what you have to say.
 
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Fair enough. I just prefer it as more demeaning especially for those in upper management.

If you can't handle a situation that doesn't call for panic, don't be surprised if a quick witted joke is basically "lol you're a weak faggot" comes out. If you can't control your own emotions won't care much about what you have to say.
I get ya. I thought you were telling jokes to calm them down. A witty joke in a heated situation is marvellous. Nothing makes upper management see red quicker than that. Hats off to you.
 
I like to sing or have one sided conversations in the shower.

I like to pull on the door handle to make sure it's locked before I leave. Occasionally, as I'm walking away, I stop and think "Did I lock it?", then walk back and do it again. Sometimes this happens more than once.

I find myself laughing a little or grinning whenever I think of something funny in public. It takes me a while to realize that looks weird in public, so I try to stifle it. If anyone noticed, they don't seem to say anything.

I like to go out on walks listening to music and do subtle dance moves when no one's looking.

Whenever it's windy out and I have a jacket or coat, I like to place my arms behind and have the wind blow the jacket into them. Makes it look like my shadow has wings.
 
I, too, brush my teeth in the shower.
I didn't think it was *that* weird, but people have given me shit for it.

I also like Catalina dressing on my tuna and noodles, and like cottage cheese on my spaghetti (it's like retarded lasagna) and will sometimes just heat up leftover spaghetti sauce and put some cottage cheese on top for lunch.
 
I didn’t think it was that weird, but I enjoy eating at restaurant by myself from time to time. This is especially true when traveling for business
Eating out alone is relaxing, people should not look at it as such a bad and lonely thing to do

I used to narrate my life in my head. Still do, sometimes.
Are there people who don't do this?
I think that revision of past events and attitudes is a fundamental part of self improvement, and narrating your life to yourself is a good way to do so
 
I eat the outside of cookies first, then the center. I like when they're underdone and a little doughy in the middle, much more enjoyable than the crispy edges.
 
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While I'm at a bar watching sports ball I pick at the cardboard coasters they have, or peel the label off the bottle of beer I'm drinking.

The most weird things I do are nighttime rituals. Before I go to bed I have to have the closet door closed (even if I'm tired as fuck, if I see the closet door slightly ajar I need to close it all the way. I also have to keep the hallway light on, and the bedroom door needs to be open about 2-3 inches, if it's open too much, or too little, I get out of bed to adjust it the exact way that I like it (no matter how tired I am). I also need to sleep on the right side of the bed. If my wife is sleeping in my spot I go to sleep on the couch in the living room.
 
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I never set my alarm to a round number, or even a 5. It's always 06:47 or something. No idea why.

I didn’t think it was that weird, but I enjoy eating at restaurant by myself from time to time. This is especially true when traveling for business,

I’ve had several people comment about it at nearby tables and maybe it is weirder than I thought? I enjoy just relaxing and taking in the ambiance just for myself without the need for conversation. Also, I can come and go at my own pace which is nice.
As a frequent business traveller I'm so used to this I just do it when I'm at home, too. I don't mind the weird looks. Mrs Clovis is starting to feel neglected, though.
 
Read Rick and Morty porn comics.
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I sometimes Dutch oven myself in bed if I’m bored, it’s really not that bad I don’t know why my family always complains.
 
I like to pull on the door handle to make sure it's locked before I leave. Occasionally, as I'm walking away, I stop and think "Did I lock it?", then walk back and do it again. Sometimes this happens more than once.

The classic OCD situation. Once upon a time I watched a documentary about this undercover cop explaining the procedure whenever he put on a wire. He'd switch on the transmitter, see the red light come on, then say out loud "I see the light". Apparently the verbal confirmation helped him remember that he did actually turn it on.
I adopted that for my own mundane purposes.

But usually out of earshot of anyone else.

When I eat a sandwich I always eat the thickest part of the crust, the top of the loaf, first. Then the rest of the sammich is less chewing, more plain sailing. Same with pie crusts but not pizza crusts. I guess I need that dry handle for pizza.
 
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