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get help-Every so often I put the plunger and toilet brush in the dishwasher and run a sanitize cycle
Username checks out.I have autism with a heavy sensory component, I'm really set off by textures and especially like, contrasts. I mean, touching a warm thing then a cold thing. It's hard to explain. Like, I can't eat salad with my steak and taters because the salad is basically cold, right?
Because of that I absolutely cannot deal with splash back on the toilet, so I do what I call "catch and release". I'll let the turd slide into my cupped hand and then slide it gently into the water. I wash my hands well after.
Who doesn't do this honestly? I don't trust someone whom, when lying in bed, does not hotbox themselves with their farts using the blanket.I like to scratch my balls and sniff my fingers after a long and sweaty workout
The urge is irresistible and the smell intoxicating
I jump when I'm excited, I guess
I put it on boiled eggs, it's delicious, but the best thing to eat on boiled eggs is mcdonalds bbq sauce. I always ask for some even though I don't buy any nuggets. Another fun thing to do with boiled eggs is to put them into the juice from pickled beets. They turn pink and become tangy and sweet. Soy sauce eggs are another good one, just marinate them in a combination of vinegar, soy sauce, and sugar. (Went through a major hard-boiled egg phase during pandemic.)How do you feel about it on an omelette? I can't have one without ketchup. I think the only egg related food I don't put ketchup on are boiled eggs. I might just try it one day, though.
Grace under pressure. Or you're a psychopath.In high stress situations, like at work when shit has gone wrong on a big scale and the other senior managers are flapping about, I like to be as calm and non-emotional as possible. I do it for the sole purpose of pissing everyone else off. I'm not just calm, or relaxed and I don't act like I don't care. I engage fully, but show zero emotion, stay completely robotic, soft-tone, super mellow, while fully aware of what's going on.
It's hard to describe. I take in the situation, i understand the severity, but I find it funny to be not phased in anyway shape or form. The calmer and more unemotional the better. If I i see that it's pissing people off with how calm I am, I ask very tough, hard hitting and stress inducing questions, then when they hit peak red-face, I offer life-saving solutions.
I like fucking with people I suppose.
I keep my supply of fresh contact lenses in my gun safe.Lock my weed jar despite me being the only one who ever accesses it and my gf doesn't smoke it and isn't a thief so
In high stress situations, like at work when shit has gone wrong on a big scale and the other senior managers are flapping about, I like to be as calm and non-emotional as possible. I do it for the sole purpose of pissing everyone else off. I'm not just calm, or relaxed and I don't act like I don't care. I engage fully, but show zero emotion, stay completely robotic, soft-tone, super mellow, while fully aware of what's going on.
It's hard to describe. I take in the situation, i understand the severity, but I find it funny to be not phased in anyway shape or form. The calmer and more unemotional the better. If I i see that it's pissing people off with how calm I am, I ask very tough, hard hitting and stress inducing questions, then when they hit peak red-face, I offer life-saving solutions.
I like fucking with people I suppose.