Weird shit you do

It would be easier and a much shorter list to list the normal things I do, lol. One of my many weird habits is that I excavate my cake slices. The frosting is my favorite part so I eat the actual cake part first and save the frosting for last. Looks weird, is weird, but it's deliciousssss. I also eat my pop-tarts sides-first before enjoying the middle.
 
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In high stress situations, like at work when shit has gone wrong on a big scale and the other senior managers are flapping about, I like to be as calm and non-emotional as possible. I do it for the sole purpose of pissing everyone else off. I'm not just calm, or relaxed and I don't act like I don't care. I engage fully, but show zero emotion, stay completely robotic, soft-tone, super mellow, while fully aware of what's going on.

It's hard to describe. I take in the situation, i understand the severity, but I find it funny to be not phased in anyway shape or form. The calmer and more unemotional the better. If I i see that it's pissing people off with how calm I am, I ask very tough, hard hitting and stress inducing questions, then when they hit peak red-face, I offer life-saving solutions.

I like fucking with people I suppose.
 
Like most others here, I talk to myself. Quite a bit actually, kind of like I'm talking to someone, but its just me.
Sometimes I make little bird sounds while I'm alone. Mostly Zebra Finch sounds. I don't know why, I guess its entertaining.

I also idly chew on those plastic flossers/toothpick things you typically use on your teeth (mostly after using them).
 
I sleep with a lamp on, and to block out the light I pull a winter hat down over my eyes. I've had a recurrent bed bug problem for the past two years, and they tend to emerge in the dark. After five or six visits from a pest control company, I haven't seen any more in awhile. Luckily they haven't gained a foothold in this dump (yet), they just migrate from the other units because those people are slobs who don't give a shit. But I still indulge this autistic habit. The whole experience has kind of fucked me up, especially because it's not my first rodeo with the little bastards.
 
I have autism with a heavy sensory component, I'm really set off by textures and especially like, contrasts. I mean, touching a warm thing then a cold thing. It's hard to explain. Like, I can't eat salad with my steak and taters because the salad is basically cold, right?

Because of that I absolutely cannot deal with splash back on the toilet, so I do what I call "catch and release". I'll let the turd slide into my cupped hand and then slide it gently into the water. I wash my hands well after.
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Anyway I don't really have any 'weird' stuff I do. Although sometimes I will do something and completely forget in the next second whether I did it or not, like some kind of weird early on-set dementia. I guess it's because pretty much everything I do is subconscious, I do pretty much the exact same thing every day, and it's easy for me to get distracted.
 
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I like to scratch my balls and sniff my fingers after a long and sweaty workout
The urge is irresistible and the smell intoxicating

I jump when I'm excited, I guess
Who doesn't do this honestly? I don't trust someone whom, when lying in bed, does not hotbox themselves with their farts using the blanket.
 
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How do you feel about it on an omelette? I can't have one without ketchup. I think the only egg related food I don't put ketchup on are boiled eggs. I might just try it one day, though.
I put it on boiled eggs, it's delicious, but the best thing to eat on boiled eggs is mcdonalds bbq sauce. I always ask for some even though I don't buy any nuggets. Another fun thing to do with boiled eggs is to put them into the juice from pickled beets. They turn pink and become tangy and sweet. Soy sauce eggs are another good one, just marinate them in a combination of vinegar, soy sauce, and sugar. (Went through a major hard-boiled egg phase during pandemic.)
 
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Lock my weed jar despite me being the only one who ever accesses it and my gf doesn't smoke it and isn't a thief so.

I bought wallpaper engine, was super stoked with it for about a day yet I always close it on every desktop startup because I'm just paranoid about resource usage whilst gaming.

Browses Wikifeet unironically.

Brush my teeth in the shower.

Unironically likes French drill music.

I'm a bit of an odd customer lol, as you'll probably find out. Sorry for the line spam. I just do a fair few weird things aha.
 
In high stress situations, like at work when shit has gone wrong on a big scale and the other senior managers are flapping about, I like to be as calm and non-emotional as possible. I do it for the sole purpose of pissing everyone else off. I'm not just calm, or relaxed and I don't act like I don't care. I engage fully, but show zero emotion, stay completely robotic, soft-tone, super mellow, while fully aware of what's going on.

It's hard to describe. I take in the situation, i understand the severity, but I find it funny to be not phased in anyway shape or form. The calmer and more unemotional the better. If I i see that it's pissing people off with how calm I am, I ask very tough, hard hitting and stress inducing questions, then when they hit peak red-face, I offer life-saving solutions.

I like fucking with people I suppose.
Grace under pressure. Or you're a psychopath.
Lock my weed jar despite me being the only one who ever accesses it and my gf doesn't smoke it and isn't a thief so
I keep my supply of fresh contact lenses in my gun safe.

Why? I managed to lose a 12 month supply of them ($300 worth)... on 2 separate occasions.

How do you manage to misplace $300 worth of contact lenses in an apartment? Simple: you're most likely a retard who pretends to be Paul Harrell on the internet.
 
Every year I save up a big jar of gunk and use it when making Christmas cookies for my idiot co-workers. Most people go for store-bought stuff these days, so it's probably a bit weird. 🤷‍♀️
 
In high stress situations, like at work when shit has gone wrong on a big scale and the other senior managers are flapping about, I like to be as calm and non-emotional as possible. I do it for the sole purpose of pissing everyone else off. I'm not just calm, or relaxed and I don't act like I don't care. I engage fully, but show zero emotion, stay completely robotic, soft-tone, super mellow, while fully aware of what's going on.

It's hard to describe. I take in the situation, i understand the severity, but I find it funny to be not phased in anyway shape or form. The calmer and more unemotional the better. If I i see that it's pissing people off with how calm I am, I ask very tough, hard hitting and stress inducing questions, then when they hit peak red-face, I offer life-saving solutions.

I like fucking with people I suppose.

I love doing this shit like this at work cause it just eases the mood and I'm the type to crack a joke at these high stressed times.

Its something about a deadpan "alright" that either sets people off or calm themselves instantly.

As for another minor thing I do whenever I feel my body getting too tight I'll do abnormal stretches since I'm double jointed which ends normally with my arms twisted together in a knot. Keeps me loose but people think its an abnormal sight most times.
 
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I didn’t think it was that weird, but I enjoy eating at restaurant by myself from time to time. This is especially true when traveling for business,

I’ve had several people comment about it at nearby tables and maybe it is weirder than I thought? I enjoy just relaxing and taking in the ambiance just for myself without the need for conversation. Also, I can come and go at my own pace which is nice.
 
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