Weird shit you do

[BerriesArnold]

I hate sugary drinks in general (sugary soda, juice, etc...) but I still miss the flavors and whatnot. So I'm using food flavoring to flavor my water. I have now upgraded to using chlorophyll on my drinks because I dig the taste. What does chlorophyll taste like? It tastes like actual dirt.

It's great.

 

[The Last Stand]

the weirdest part is that you call that a gif
ETA:
I talk to myself from time to time. But like someone else said, we all do that.

Images, gifs. You get the idea.

I put ketchup on everything.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I habitually chew plastic. Straws are my favorite. I go through a box of 50 a week and keep them at work and at home. McDonald's straws are the best, I usually steal a handful of them whenever I go. The movement to ban plastic straws is abhorrent. Second favorite to chew on would be the rings on soda bottles. I either have tobacco or plastic in my mouth at all times except when I'm eating.

I much prefer sleeping on a couch than in a bed. I also sleep on my stomach, which I guess isn't necessarily "weird", but I think it's the most uncommon position by a wide margin.

 

[Cyclonus]

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Putting this in a spoiler so I don't get accused of pity farming. In 2016 I came down with a rather annoying bout of bowel cancer. Of course I went through the sleepless nights and the vomiting/shitting myself from the chemotherapy (in front of the nurses, which was fun) but the worst part? I kept catching myself singing "I have cancer!" to the tune of "I want candy" by the Strangeloves:

I don't know what was more of a relief when I got the all clear: knowing I wasn't going to die or finally being able to get that bloody song out of my head.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I have a bad habit of listening to null's old streams or other funny streams while at the gym. When I randomly laugh, people think I'm crazy.

 

[TurdFondler]

I have autism with a heavy sensory component, I'm really set off by textures and especially like, contrasts. I mean, touching a warm thing then a cold thing. It's hard to explain. Like, I can't eat salad with my steak and taters because the salad is basically cold, right?

Because of that I absolutely cannot deal with splash back on the toilet, so I do what I call "catch and release". I'll let the turd slide into my cupped hand and then slide it gently into the water. I wash my hands well after.

 

[Cyclonus]

I have autism with a heavy sensory component, I'm really set off by textures and especially like, contrasts. I mean, touching a warm thing then a cold thing. It's hard to explain. Like, I can't eat salad with my steak and taters because the salad is basically cold, right?

Because of that I absolutely cannot deal with splash back on the toilet, so I do what I call "catch and release". I'll let the turd slide into my cupped hand and then slide it gently into the water. I wash my hands well after.

You know you could do that while holding a wad of toilet paper so it doesn't get on your hands, right?

 

[Niggernerd]

I secretly talk to myself a ton when nobody is looking, I don’t care what they think if you don’t speak to yourself you must be a pretty dull individual with no inner monologue.

Same. Really helps clear the ol noggin too

 

[Zirnwyb]

I create elaborate scenarios in my head with vidya characters. Like basically fanfiction but all inside of my head until I decide to write it down somewhere. I do it a lot with Liara T'Soni and my Shepard from Mass Effect or My XIV character and the people I RP with. I also tend to talk to myself a lot which gets me weird looks sometimes.

 

[12 Year Old Lurker]

i sleep with socks on.

 

[The Lawgiver]

When I'm bored at the brief moment of time I'm actually awake and alert at 3 AM or so I sometime do a funny dance. Not like a choreographed dance or anything just fucking moving about grooving but not always with music. Nobody sees or hears this when it happens and if they do I stop dead in my tracks and stare them down till they go back to their business. What the fuck are they doing awake at 3 AM? that's MY time to be awake motherfucker. I ain't got TIME for potential 3AM boss baby tier demons haunting me. Go haunt someone during noon or something stinky ass cryptid bastard.

 

[three mint tea]

Whenever I see an interesting bird I imagine what it would look like with different colour schemes. Male mallards have given me the best results so far.

Also at times when I read I find myself picturing a few characters as anime characters. I hate it when that happens and I try to picture them again as regular people.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Lots of things. I take my shirt off like I'm getting into a fight to take shits.

I stop the microwave at a fraction of a second before it's finished.

This one's a new one thanks to the pandemic, but I slather myself in sanitizer constantly.

Plenty more where that came from.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I do a mean bugs bunny impression.

 

[Niggernerd]

i sleep with socks on.

Thats not weird
Thats a sin

 

[Witthel]

Whenever I'm at work I sometimes go to bathroom and stay there for a brief period not because I actually have to use it, but because it helps break up the monotony and helps me de-stress.

 

[The Lawgiver]

This one's a new one thanks to the pandemic, but I slather myself in sanitizer constantly.

The pandemic has weirdly made me extremely averse to even touching sanitizer. It's fucking gross feeling to me already compared to just washing your fucking hands but like my ass is like "I'm not fucking doing anything or going anywhere and the act of me going out in itself to get shit is a corona risk. Slathering my hands in antibacterial chemical goo ain't gonna do jack for an airborne virus when I'm not touching my fucking mouth when I go out" Rinsing hands under flowing liquid will always top the chemical goo shit, there's a reason even shitty movies like the cat in the hat had the running joke about the guy obsessed with hand sanitizer, shit is somehow fucking sad and disgusting in a funny way.

Whenever I'm at work I sometimes go to bathroom and stay there for a brief period not because I actually have to use it, but because it helps break up the monotony and helps me de-stress.

I do this shit but instead of work it's my house when some fucking extremely irritating shit happens. I just look in the mirror thinking "what the fuck have you done with your life" more or less.

 

[Sharkbait]

Oh boy where do I start...
My mattress is too soft and instead of getting a different one I decided to sleep on my couch instead. Works wonders for my back though.
I put a dash of soy sauce in my Ravioli sauce. Dunno why, I just like it.
I really hate the city of Berlin and will lose my shit if I have to go even near it. Sucks that the company I work for has stuff going on all over the republic.
There's probably more but that's just off the top of my head.

 

[Psyduck]

Pointing out the most random stuff in the open to start a conversation

"Huh, where do you think that guy with the guitar is going?

"Pfft, how the fuck would i know, who asks that?"

I dont think its that weird but some relatives do

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I terminally forget to do my laundry. Ugh