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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

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    349
This is beautiful.

Hopefully Rekieta doesn't try and calm Ralph down again, but rather take this opportunity to cut ties with the gunt.

What did Ralph mean when he said that Rekieta had been trashing Pantsu for months???

Where did this supposed trashing take place?
Rikieta is extremely afraid of making Dax angry, so unless Dax gives the go ahead to shit on Ralph first, Rekiete is probably going to cuck to Ralph again and try to calm him down, call him in private and massage his gunt and ego a bit so that Ralph puts out a "we talked about it like men, I'm ok with Rikieta again" or something to that effect.
 
Rikieta is extremely afraid of making Dax angry, so unless Dax gives the go ahead to shit on Ralph first, Rekiete is probably going to cuck to Ralph again and try to calm him down, call him in private and massage his gunt and ego a bit so that Ralph puts out a "we talked about it like men, I'm ok with Rikieta again" or something to that effect.
Ralph's constant sperging on his stream right now, is going to make that awfully hard.
 
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This is beautiful.

Hopefully Rekieta doesn't try and calm Ralph down again, but rather take this opportunity to cut ties with the gunt.

What did Ralph mean when he said that Rekieta had been trashing Pantsu for months???

Where did this supposed trashing take place?
No clue. I can't remember Nick ever trashing pantsu. Maybe it happened during a twitch stream or pay gated stream on Locals or maybe Nick trashed her in dms?
 
No clue. I can't remember Nick ever trashing pantsu. Maybe it happened during a twitch stream or pay gated stream on Locals or maybe Nick trashed her in dms?
It's Nicks constant disavowing of lolicon and calling anyone who likes it/liked it a fucking degenerate pedophile that he'd sooner shoot then let near his kids.
 
Another bridge burned and yes Ralph you did shit your pants.
he said hed proudly say if he shat his pants which is embarrassing as well so either way hes a confirmed shit eating, pants shitting loser.

also since we know nick lurks here i wanted it noted we all warned you gunt was so unstable any jab you make would lead to a nuclear angry retaliation where he calls you a snake and denounces you while high and drunk and you said we were all haters and crazy. well now youve a choice between looking like ralphs cuck in a sphere where that loses face with your audience or burning the bridge now instead of slinking off before.
 
Do we have a catboy rare gator we can throw Fuentes for his troubles?
Ask and you will recieve!
(Cattail buttplug not included)

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What did Ralph mean when he said that Rekieta had been trashing Pantsu for months???
No idea. To my recollection he's never mentioned Pantsu, even in voice chat. And no one's even asked him what he thinks about her. People have only asked him about Faith Vickers and Adezero, but only mentioned Ade because of Ralph being felted by the restraining order and nothing more.
 
he seems to think that the 24 hour stream is something special.
but didn't rekeita do a 24 hour stream like 2 years ago and made like 10k+ ?
Ralph's biggest achievement in life is somewhere between being called Alt-Right by the New York times and having an illegitimate Child he paper aborted, so in the grand scheme of things that 24 hour stream is probably up there for him.
 
he seems to think that the 24 hour stream is something special.
but didn't rekeita do a 24 hour stream like 2 years ago and made like 10k+ ?
Everybody does these 24 hour streams and has everybody they know come on for a few minutes. It's a pretty common thing people do for donation or sub goals. Red Ice does something similar at the end of every year and it's a multi-day event. Millennial Woes used to do the same thing as well. Ralph has done nothing of note.
 
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