🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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MySonDavid said:
Rackets better not let me down. I have been waiting for this day for a couple years now.
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even sandra returned from the grave to deliver an important message

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heathercho said:
:story: The attorney blackface tweet is some prime random.txt.
Fat fucking dipshit probably was too coked out to notice he shat himself.

Actually that tweet reads like a CWC tweet. Rackets is his Clyde Cash.
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"Blackface attorney" is #kickvic's code name for Rakieta because no one is racist like those obsessed with it.
 
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He's really, really not going to like the answer to this question.

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Tweet / https://archive.is/XAV3p

In point of fact, Nick absolutely DID go into all that, stated none of what he shared was ever covered by privilege, then further stated that Ethan sharing the DMs publicly today means he has irreversibly waived privilege in this matter and now adversarial parties can subpoena everything that WAS previously covered by what privilege formerly existed. I'd be shocked if Vickers wasn't already pursuing the subpoena even as we speak.
 
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Does an original thought cross Ralph's mind? He calls Josh a paedophile fugitive because he read it as the first result on a Google search. He calls Nick a grifting fake-lawyer whose wife is routinely fucked by a black because other people said it first. Has he ever had a spat with anyone which wasn't just ranting incoherently while waving his drumstick-arms around and regurgitating the words of other people?
 
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Ethanol Ralph, burning bridges, gunting pedophile bitches.
How long until he burns bridges with diddler dax, fuentes and all the other retards he grifts off of? How long will it take until he has completely isolated himself from everybody that is interesting that brings in money to his husk of a show?
I kinda want to start a betting pool, anyone in?
 
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Does an original thought cross Ralph's mind? He calls Josh a paedophile fugitive because he read it as the first result on a Google search. He calls Nick a grifting fake-lawyer whose wife is routinely fucked by a black because other people said it first. Has he ever had a spat with anyone which wasn't just ranting incoherently while waving his drumstick-arms around and regurgitating the words of other people?
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That's the thing with Gunt; he himself isn't original. Wanting people to fight him or others for IRL streams? IP2 did that before him. Get hammered on a stream? Not sure who started that, but even Rooster Teeth staff did that before him. Be a fat, lazy, thin-skinned and financially irresponsible manbaby that chimps out at even the slightest slights against him? WingsOfRedemption did that before him.

Point is, to be original, or even have an original thought, requires a measure of initiative that Gunt will never possess. Bit of a powerlevel here, but Gunt's only a couple years older than me and at this point, he's far too entrenched on being a shitbag that he has no hope of ever being a better person. At all.

Hell, it's to be expected at this point that Gunt will always be a hypocrite; he has no problem shitting on others for amusement, but God forbid someone does that to him.

TL;DR: Ralph follows the heard and is someone that can dish the heat but cannot take it.
 
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KaiserBlade said:
That's the thing with Gunt; he himself isn't original. Wanting people to fight him or others for IRL streams? IP2 did that before him. Get hammered on a stream? Not sure who started that, but even Rooster Teeth staff did that before him. Be a fat, lazy, thin-skinned and financially irresponsible manbaby that chimps out at even the slightest slights against him? WingsOfRedemption did that before him.

Point is, to be original, or even have an original thought, requires a measure of initiative that Gunt will never possess. Bit of a powerlevel here, but Gunt's only a couple years older than me and at this point, he's far too entrenched on being a shitbag that he has no hope of ever being a better person. At all.

Hell, it's to be expected at this point that Gunt will always be a hypocrite; he has no problem shitting on others for amusement, but God forbid someone does that to him.

TL;DR: Ralph follows the heard and is someone that can dish the heat but cannot take it.
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I'm starting to think Ralph is convinced he's one of those stereotypical characters in a movie who takes beatings over and over again, but through sheer perseverance and force of will he keeps standing back up believing one of these times he'll finally land his knockout blow against The Antagonist, thus proving he really is the hardcore hero of the story and vindicating the feeling of righteous superiority which exists only inside his own gunted brain. The more people who are 'against' him in his mind, the more right he feels.

The problem of course is he's not heroic, he's chronically engaged in retarded Internet slap-fights, nobody is cheering for him as the valiant underdog and all his problems are caused by his own stupidity and fat wigger mouth.
 
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Criminal Stupidity said:
I'm starting to think Ralph is convinced he's one of those stereotypical characters in a movie who takes beatings over and over again, but through sheer perseverance and force of will he keeps standing back up believing one of these times he'll finally land his knockout blow against The Antagonist, thus proving he really is the hardcore hero of the story and vindicating the feeling of righteous superiority which exists only inside his own gunted brain. The more people who are 'against' him in his mind, the more right he feels.

The problem of course is he's not heroic, he's chronically engaged in retarded Internet slap-fights, nobody is cheering for him as the valiant underdog and all his problems are caused by his own stupidity and fat wigger mouth.
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Funnily enough, and this is gonna be one Hell of a cliche, but the biggest A-Log Ethan Ralph continues to contend with? His name is Ethan Oliver Ralph. That's right, Gunt is his own biggest A-Log.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is completely melting down about Nick Rekieta:

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He's still going:

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And going and going:

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WHYYY would he not just say: "Didn't shit myself, but yeah, I let out a pretty nasty fart like any proper man does. What about it?"
Why does it always have to be like this, instead of just not giving a fuck and disarming it. For someone who always talks about how he "doesn't give a fuuck" he sure does.
 
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DirtyOldish_pol_tard said:
Nick has made almost $500k through superchats alone.
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I thought vtubers made the most money through superchats?
Haru Okumura said:
Here we go again:

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Psychologically broken.
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Didnt myroom do some songs for Ralph?
Haru Okumura said:
Clean me up inside (CAN'T CLEAN UP):

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Ethan doubles down on his lie about the clip being fake:

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That tweet about the 24 masterpiece needs to be saved and remembered. God the fucking ego.
 
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