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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

  • Total voters
    353
@theralph all you are doing is emboldening me to grab my boxing gloves and the other pair I use for practice and meeting your fatass in Illinois tomorrow. Keep it up pussy or just accept the boxing match you proposed.

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@theralph all you are doing is emboldening me to grab my boxing gloves and the other pair I use for practice and meeting your fatass in Illinois tomorrow. Keep it up pussy or just accept the boxing match you proposed.
If you beat his ass can you vaccinate him after, and tell him we’re in this together?
 
@theralph all you are doing is emboldening me to grab my boxing gloves and the other pair I use for practice and meeting your fatass in Illinois tomorrow. Keep it up pussy or just accept the boxing match you proposed.

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He's not going to send you his outlines fight you. He's too fat and too diabetic.
Besides, do you really want him to shart all over you? That could really take you out.
 
@theralph all you are doing is emboldening me to grab my boxing gloves and the other pair I use for practice and meeting your fatass in Illinois tomorrow. Keep it up pussy or just accept the boxing match you proposed.

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Dude, ralph is bitch made. He would never fight you, you're not a woman.
 
I come to this thread to see what Dax has done vis a vis Ralph being the Alpha and Omega retard but he's gone bunker mode and I see that we've practically annexed this thread into the Ralph subforum
 
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I love that Ralph can't even admit to a fart. Like when did he become THIS much of a woman?

"THERE WUZ NO AUDIO AT ALL IF YEW WOULD CARE TO LISTEN TO THE FOOTAGE AGIN YEW PEDAFILE ALOG SCUMBAG!!!"
Once you go down the path of stroking your own ego and being a thin-skinned faggot there's no end to how petty the denials of reality and attempts to save face become.
 
Ralph is still unable to just let it go. He's now sperging out at Dick Show listeners on Dick's twitter timeline:
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There is no way Dick doesn’t keep Ralph as a fucking circus freak at this point. A shart is ridiculous enough to freak out over, but a fart is even more ridiculous to go to the lengths of spergery Ralph is going. He’s trying to do just enough to keep Ralph around, but only keeps him around to parade how much of a retard he is. It’s like Baked Alaska and Chaggot.
 
Ralph is still unable to just let it go. He's now sperging out at Dick Show listeners on Dick's twitter timeline:
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"Lies to try to dimish me." Gunt sits and watches other peoples content, and most of the time is the most boring fat girl on the internet. This is the most entertaining gunt has ever been, and it's because someone didn't kiss the ring.

I wish someone would diminsh him. Any smaller and gunt would slip from existence.
 
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