🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Big Fat Frog]

He's still going. Dick Show regular Cantillions (from the Chris Cant Cast) weighs in with some good advice which piggy takes with his usual grace:
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Let no bridge go unburned Ralph, you seething mong.

Ralph is talented and accomplished in shitting his pants

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ralph is talented and accomplished in shitting his pants

He's also apparently very talented in sharting bridges down as well.

Ralph is finally at the butt of a joke and instead of taking it easy he takes it like a Dick.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gunt continues to shit and fart everywhere while everything is burning down.

 

[Truly Rural]

Do it now Ralph, drop a turd on Dax while Nick is still warm from your diarrhea, don't let it cool off.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's still going. Dick Show regular Cantillions (from the Chris Cant Cast) weighs in with some good advice which piggy takes with his usual grace:
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Let no bridge go unburned Ralph, you seething mong.

Tbf to gunt his ass alone is an entire galaxy

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

Tbf to gunt his ass alone is an entire galaxy

Cornhole Event Horizon

 

[Fannyscum]

His twitter feed is all betting spergery today, boring as shit. I take it he's travelling with Michael Sisco for Congress? They're spending their time at a bookie:

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Ralph looks like he's in his 60s here, holy shit.

 

[RichardRApe]

Ralph looks like he's in his 60s here, holy shit.

Be careful, That's a WAD (weapon of ass destruction).

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph looks like he's in his 60s here, holy shit.

He exactly looks like the person I would always imagine spends his time at sports betting places. Fat middle to late age weirdo seething on a char. If the sports betting goes far enough we can begin the next chapter, Ungunt Gems.

 

[NPC304348]

Be careful, That's a WAD (weapon of ass destruction).
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MOAT

(Mother of all thumbs)

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[Keranu]

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Altneratively, you could erase what's on the TV screens and let people's imaginations run wild. I think I know what jcaesar187 would watch...

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Not even gonna lie, that's actually pretty god damn cool.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph is a serial cheat

Just a reminder to those who can't get a gf. No matter how ugly they are, if Ralph can get girls "girls" anyone can.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

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[Canman]

Ralph tweeted about food shortage and I replied "You need a food shortage you fat fuck". He blocked me and reported me to Twitter. I'm now suspended for a week for harassment

 

[The Last Stand]

Ralph tweeted about food shortage and I replied "You need a food shortage you fat fuck". He blocked me and reported me to Twitter. I'm now suspended for a week for harassment

YOU'RE stupid for telling us.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Ralph tweeted about food shortage and I replied "You need a food shortage you fat fuck". He blocked me and reported me to Twitter. I'm now suspended for a week for harassment

cool blogpost bro

 

[Revo]

Ralph tweeted about food shortage and I replied "You need a food shortage you fat fuck". He blocked me and reported me to Twitter. I'm now suspended for a week for harassment

You get what you fucking deserved.

 

[Fannyscum]

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Paging @Keranu we have a Killstream Kallout.