US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Clem Fandango]

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Please God, if you’re actually out there, let these bills fail and let them do so spectacularly. Let this man know the physical and emotional pain of realizing that his legacy is irrevocably destroyed and he’ll only be remembered for being a geriatric demented mushbrain as president and a lifelong career fuck-up who continued to make the wrong choices even in what were considered his brightest moments. He could’ve stayed where he was post-2017, but noooo. He is a pox on America who deserves the worst of what can be physiologically experienced before and after his full descent into mental oblivion.

It's so weird watching this from the UK - seeing the US President stand up on camera and hiss "our patience has run out, GET. VACCINATED". It's the kind of authoritarian shit that you'd think would fly here, or maybe in Australia or something, but you'd never in a million years think Americans would put up with a mandatory injection.

If you want the international perspective, Biden looks foolish after the pull out of Afghanistan, and like a total creep for his rhetoric on Covid. And if the US public reject his "mandate" on this he will look weak as well. He'll have truly lost control.

 

[Garth]

I think gun sales are going to go the roof. And I'm pretty sure your going to see alot of people start shooting at pictures of Fauci.

Gun sales are going through the roof. 2021 has surpassed 2020 NICS background checks. Almost half of those sales are women.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Well, Virginia had its last governor debate tonight, and Terry said the exact thing that could rally Fairfax and Loudoun County parents against him with a white-hot fury.

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This happened basically at the same time as Matt Walsh speaking to the Loudoun County School Board after leasing an apartment just so he could have "proof of residence" that he lived in the county, or else they wouldn't allow him to speak. Watched some of the board meeting, and it was incandescent rage about everything the school board has attempted for two years. And now they're going to direct all that fury at McAuliffe. Don't know if it will tip it in Youngkin's favor, but it's gotta have some real impact downballot.

There are good odds the Democrats will win the gubernatorial as California has proved that many are retarded beyond retarded.

The imported niggers and spics and gooks and sand monkeys will vote for gibs from the Democrat, that is guaranteed.

White folks on the other hand, at least 40 percent are fully on board with the pozz with a lot of suburban whites on board with their kids being indoctrinated by the state. The suburban white of today is not the same as it was 10 or 20 years ago. More open to degeneracy than ever before, I don't know if all these white karens and their eunch husbands got anything to do with this.

This is not normal, not even 5 years ago or even until 2019 into the Trump era. Schools feared dealing with parents and fearing lawsuits from them. Schools don't even let kids play ball for fear of being sued.

Now we got schools and politicians telling parents this is how shit going to be run lol. Imagine fucking with one of the most politically active groups in the country. I guess with the changing of the guard, many new teachers are basically ideological activists believing they are fighting for automated luxury gay space communism.

 

[verissimus]

"Nobody wants to take your guns"
"Nobody wants to mandate vaccines"
"Nobody wants to make your kids sex slaves"
"Nobody wants mass migration to replace you"
"Nobody wants to put you in internment camps"

What do I always say?

They're using unelected bureaucracy and calling it Democracy.

Stop jinxing us man.

 

[Meat Target]

Stop jinxing us man.

I can't help the fact that Dems are as predictable as a sunrise.

 

[asr]

So backtracking to VA again, Glenn Youngkin wasted absolutely no time with McAuliffe's little flub.

OOF now that is a self own!

 

[HandsomeDan]

The military had to clean up F-bombs they spray painted so the Taliban wouldn't be offended.

Report: Marines Ordered To Clean Up 'F-bombs' & Trash Left For Taliban

In one final report out on the final days of the U.S. in Afghanistan, the Washington Post paints a picture of soldiers destroying equipment, blasting

www.outkick.com

What immediately comes to mind...

Kurtz:
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f***" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

 

[MrJokerRager]

Businessman Glenn Youngkin is the Republican nominee against the Democratic nominee, former Governor Terry McAuliffe.

Incumbent Gov. Northam is ineligible to run again because VA politics prohibit consecutive gubernatorial terms (hence why McAuliffe is pulling what he's pulling).

They've been going back and forth in toss-ups that easily favor McAuliffe (because NoVa lol), with Youngkin occasionally tightening things.

The cringiest thing I've read regarding the race a few months earlier was a VA paper that was written as if the writer was exasperated that McAuliffe wasn't on track for a landslide. They also wrote that McAuliffe calling Youngkin a yuge Trump supporter/big MAGA-type was "out there," but sound strategy because the eternal narrative is that "12 million more votes" Trump is political poison.

Youngkin is also somewhat establishment from basic eyesight. So, of course he's not talking about the man a lot there. Unlike a Larry Elder, at least an honest agreement of Trump's policies wasn't recorded for Dems to use to portray him immediately as the umpteenth coming of Blumpf.

Anyways, the media is stroking themselves over the suburbs hopefully paving the way for McAuliffe, finally showing how toxic Trump is to Republicans (despite shifting suburb demos being the reason why they no longer romp them like the '80s).

If Youngkin wins, it will a testament to how red the hypothetical 2022 Red Wave will be.

Elder went balls to the walls hard right by California standards. At looking at each passing day, it looks like the Republicans improved from the 2018 gubernatorial. I would love to see Elder to return and go for round 2, there is no one else willing to go hard as Elder did.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Sadly, this retardation is not restricted to real estate. Tech has been removing the standard master/slave language, replacing whitelist and blacklist etc.
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Anecdotally, something like 2/3rds of our relocation requests have been people leaving the Bay Area.

The techbro soyfags watched George Carlin's skit on euphemistic language, which he expanded upon in his audio books, and saw that as a good thing.

 

[Standardized Profile]

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I regret to inform you all that I must now inform you of further fuckery.

Hold the fucking line, stand your ground on this

The CDC will be pleased to learn I'm already vaccinated against guns. I exposed myself to a benign form of the pathogen (guns) and now carry it with me. If a virulent strain threatens me, I can quickly produce antibodies to neutralize the threat. Not Miculek-quick, mind you. Vaccines are never 100% effective. But we mustn't let the Nirvana fallacy influence the decisions we make.

 

[Salubrious]

Gun sales are going through the roof. 2021 has surpassed 2020 NICS background checks. Almost half of those sales are women.

Wasn't 2020 a record high in itself?

We are probably like 1000% from even five years ago at this rate.

 

[Some Badger]

Wasn't 2020 a record high in itself?

We are probably like 1000% from even five years ago at this rate.

It's been rising considerably since 2012, and that's just with registered firearms too. I honestly thought the first big spike was in 2008. We've only further destabilized as a society since then. Expect these records to be broken every other year.

 

[Calandrino]

The CNN shit that @Gehenna brought up makes me want to drink more than usual. What does everyone go with to numb the pain by the way? Whiskey, brandy, vodka, cocktails? I’m rather eclectic myself.

Always whiskey, 90 proof or higher. I don't need calories, just the brain damage.

Gun sales are going through the roof. 2021 has surpassed 2020 NICS background checks. Almost half of those sales are women.

Is the entire notion of gun control just controlled opp secretly funded by the gun lobby? It always seems to work out well for them.

 

[Witthel]

One of the first things we all saw driving out to set up the first Log Base was an Arab dude who parked by the side of the road so he could fuck a donkey.

I've heard stories like that before. I can't tell which are true and which are urban legends

It's pretty much an open secret that muzzies will stick their dick in any living thing aside from pigs.

 

[ChefKiss]

The techbro soyfags watched George Carlin's skit on euphemistic language, which he expanded upon in his audio books, and saw that as a good thing.

the techbro soyfags know it's a bad thing but think women will touch their peepee if they're spineless enough and agree with every stupid thing they say

 

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So...going back to this. This regime not only doesn't just care if companies can make a profit, but it's willing to destroy them with lawsuits if they don't mandate the jab.

This will be selectively enforced. Phizer? Twitter? They won't get sued.

My Pillow? Or any "right leaning" company that publicly refuses? They'll be destroyed.

Nevermind that according to his own lawyers, Biden doesn't have the authority to mandate this.

 

[Meat Target]

The techbro soyfags watched George Carlin's skit on euphemistic language, which he expanded upon in his audio books, and saw that as a good thing.

Meh, if Carlin were around today, he'd be just another TDS-ridden celeb whose routine would be a more vulgar Stephen Colbert.

Any edgelord from yesteryear whose schtick was raging against the machine, is now a cog in said machine.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Meh, if Carlin were around today, he'd be just another TDS-ridden celeb whose routine would be just a more vulgar Stephen Colbert.

Any edgelord from yesteryear whose schtick was raging against the machine, is now a cog in said machine.

Possibly, yeah. Although Carlin became very bitter and nihilistic in his latter years so who knows. Maybe he'd be out there calling for WWIII just so he has something interesting to watch on TV.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

I think I'll go ahead and quote you here: What in the actual fuck. Does it depend on what state you live in, or is this all across the board?

State level. Someone probably already posted this, but I can confirm that my state also still uses ”master bedroom“ in its listings.

 

[ChefKiss]

Meh, if Carlin were around today, he'd be just another TDS-ridden celeb whose routine would be a more vulgar Stephen Colbert.

Any edgelord from yesteryear whose schtick was raging against the machine, is now a cog in said machine.

I'm not sure about that, look at John Cleese. Though it is true that most of them completely betrayed the beliefs they professed to have