US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Blackhole]

I'm a licensed wildlife rehabber (specifically Squirrels). About 3 years ago during baby season there was a wave of baby deaths among rehabbers unlike anything anyone had ever seen before. Thousands and thousands of baby squirrels died. One woman, who was a rehabber for many decades and was very respected for her knowledge of baby squirrels just threw up her hands and retired because of the emotional turmoil of losing so many babies. She no longer rehabs baby squirrels.

Much investigation was done in the rehabber community and it turns out that two of the most common providers of the formula used to feed baby squirrels (Esbilac and Fox Valley) - in both the companies, the founders had retired and their sons had taken over the business. First order of business as always when the kid takes over? Let's see where we can cut corners and make this product for much cheaper while charging the same.

Turns out in both companies, the sons who took over decided to ditch the higher quality calcium that was made domestically and both opted to go for cheap calcium sourced from China.

Turns out that while larger animals like puppies and kittens could tolerate this cheap calcium, in smaller animals like Squirrels, this calcium could not pass through their system and literally turned to concrete in the baby's stomachs and killed them. Tons of autopsies done on dead babies showed that when their stomachs were opened, they were full with something that resembled a mix of concrete and wet sand.

For the rehabber community this was a horribly tragic time and I admit, I almost left it as well. But rehabbers are a resourceful bunch and many of the more chemically educated rehabbers helped to develop all kinds of formulas using various items such as cream and goat's milk to use as substitutes. More labor intensive but still better to the alternative.

On top of it, no matter how many cases of dead baby squirrels were presented to the companies they continued to deny that their new, cheaper Chinese calcium was responsible for it.

Nonetheless, constantly testing formulas and developing alternatives because of this has become a normal part of being a rehabber and is written about constantly on animal rehab forums.

TL;DR - Everything China touches turns to shit.

Never forget: The chinese are not human. They are literal bugmen. They have no soul,no conscience,no regrets,no morals. Killing them is a net positive for Robloxian society.

 

[lolwut]

What does everyone go with to numb the pain by the way? Whiskey, brandy, vodka, cocktails? I’m rather eclectic myself.

A revolver with five empty chambers.

I've seen it the vid, fucking years ago. It kept popping up titled as either an outpost in iraq or an army base in alabama.

I think gun sales are going to go the roof. And I'm pretty sure your going to see alot of people start shooting at pictures of Fauci.

My friend, gun sales went through the roof a decade ago. At their current altitude and velocity, they're liable to collide with the Voyager satellite in the coming months.

The CDC will be pleased to learn I'm already vaccinated against guns. I exposed myself to a benign form of the pathogen (guns) and now carry it with me. If a virulent strain threatens me, I can quickly produce antibodies to neutralize the threat. Not Miculek-quick, mind you. Vaccines are never 100% effective. But we mustn't let the Nirvana fallacy influence the decisions we make.

That's why I routinely shoot myself with smaller bullets to build up immunity to larger calibers. I'm currently inoculated against anything short of a .50 BMG.

 

[MrJokerRager]

So I did a little more digging on this guy and he’s a fucking screwball and apparently one of the most hated people in his neighborhood.


He cut off contact with his own children because they were “brainwashed” by their Trump supporting husbands and were not sufficiently liberal. As a father myself, I can’t imagine disowning my child because they don’t share my
Political beliefs.

Philly Expat Becomes One Man Anti-Trump Army In Super Conservative Florida Retirement Community

"I haven't seen so many middle fingers since I graduated from Cardinal Dougherty," says the most hated man in The Villages.

www.phillymag.com

Of course a fucking spagetti nigger from a shithole state would simp for Biden.

The GOP should tell the Catholics to fuck off as they are overall unreliable voting bloc sucking off Kennedy's adulterous demented ridden cock.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Daily reminder that it's your patriotic duty as an American, Mexican, Canadian, Brit, Aussie, Japanese, or wherever the hell you live to scam Amazon and more importantly Chinese sellers on there out of free merchandise.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Pelosi delinked the bipartisan infrastructure bill and the 3.5 trillion dollar bill this morning, and this REALLY pissed off the regressives. Now Manchin is pissing on the 3.5 trillion dollar bill and Sinema is having a having a fundraiser with lobbyists against the bill. This is dead as dead can be. All of this going down and Biden is nowhere to be found.

 

[Blackhole]

Daily reminder that it's your patriotic duty as an American, Mexican, Canadian, Brit, Aussie, Japanese, or wherever the hell you live to scam Amazon and more importantly Chinese sellers on there out of free merchandise.

I routinely fraud Amazon's refund system with shitty chink products in order to buy the supplies for japanese food. In Warframe of course Mr. Canadian Revenue Service.

 

[Oxous]

and this REALLY pissed off the regressives.

Something like 20 progressives said they were gonna vote no so Pelosi just cancelled the vote, lmao. You can rig the presidential election all you want but executive orders can only get you so far...

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

At this point I don't think Twitter even remembers whats in the bill. I certainly don't, other than that they tried to stuff it up with enough partisan bullshit to accomplish most of their agenda with one piece of legislation. They're just fuming at this point because every day that passes is another stinging reminder of how impotent the Democrats are in Congress.

As for the other bill, the "stop a government shutdown" one, Schumer said they'll vote on a 'clean' bill (i.e. no Democrat partisan BS in it) that will postpone the debt ceiling needing to be raised either today or tommorow. That's expected to pass and will kick the can down the road... until December 3rd. Yep, that's right. In a couple months we'll be right back to fighting over the debt ceiling again.

You know, when I run up debt with the mob, they threaten to break my legs if I don't pay up. Schumer's legs should be broken for postponing the country's debt.

 

[Ruin]

Nine months in and Biden doesn't even have a single win to talk up just an increasingly huge list of Ls.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Don't trust Sinema and Manchin until they actually vote no to the 3.5 trillion thing. This is just a new type of failure theater, and the corporations and chamber of commerce have been talking to the GOP to get them to try and vote for it and the infrastructure bill in the house.

Just watch. Manchin will hold his thumb sideways and that will be inferred as yes by the recorder but he'll say afterwards it was a no.

 

[jje100010001]

Yup. And how many pages is this bill going to be this time? A few thousand? All by design, of course, because Americans could not be assed to read every bit of minutia being snuck into this bill. In a just world, a true "infrastructure-only and nothing else" bill would probably be like 100 pages or less. Not to mention a fraction of the absurd price tag it is now.

What's in this bill matters not at this point unless it somehow gets passed, in which case we brace our collective sphincters for a brand new Great Depression. Pray that it doesn't pass.

It's not entirely the Depression that concerns me, it's the massive pedal-to-the-metal governmental overreach that likely will be difficult to backtrack.

I'm sure that America (not the Federal government) will always have an entrepreneurial spirit that can build its way out of any economic calamity, but it won't be able to do so with the Federal government's foot on its neck.

 

[Oats12345]

Meh, if Carlin were around today, he'd be just another TDS-ridden celeb whose routine would be a more vulgar Stephen Colbert.

Any edgelord from yesteryear whose schtick was raging against the machine, is now a cog in said machine.

True through their are guys like Jim Norton who is similar to Carlin in that he is a socially liberal guy and has similar humor. who hates wokeness. He even voted for Trump because the man was a big fuck you to political correctness.

Thank you based Manchin
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It's amazing how two Senators have managed to become the bane of the entire Dem agenda, and they can't even do anything about it because both Senators are from states where turnout isn't gonna be enough
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"The voters won't forget what Sinema and Manchin have done"

He'll yeah they won't. It they keep this shit up a bunch of right wingers will vote for them more and further solidify their presence. They might even make governors!

Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?

I love how they act like every Democrat Senator is form a California like state. Forgetting that people like Manchin are in a deep red state. Like look what happen to Doug Jones dude didn't last long in Alabama as senator. Like yes Manchin is thinking about his voters, you retards and he knows their vote his ass out if he approved that shit.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

I routinely fraud Amazon's refund system with shitty chink products in order to buy the supplies for japanese food. In Warframe of course Mr. Canadian Revenue Service.

My favorite thing to do with the Chinese resellers is to wait until my item is out of the return window and email them directly about "problems" emerging to get a free replacement so Amazon is completely taken out of the equation.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I'm not sure about that, look at John Cleese. Though it is true that most of them completely betrayed the beliefs they professed to have

Cleese is the exception to the rule. Every edgelord Gen X idol has proven to be the biggest sellouts.

 

[Some Badger]

The Mayans were actually correct about the world ending, except it wasn't instantaneous but a slow and agonizing end.

Teenage me fucking called it! Now where's my Reddit Gold?

 

[Meat Target]

I love how they act like every Democrat Senator is form a California like state. Forgetting that people like Manchin are in a deep red state. Like look what happen to Doug Jones dude didn't last long in Alabama as senator. Like yes Manchin is thinking about his voters, you retards and he knows their vote his ass out if he approved that shit.

When Democrats push all their VOTE! rhetoric, they do so with the implicit demand of "for us". They think they are entitled to your vote.

Manchin is in the Senate on behalf of the people of West Virginia, and Dems resent that, because it means other people have a say.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

My work sent out the COVID policy doc.

Nothing crazy (other than a boilerplate "if we have to give out your personal health data to a client we will" which is ... interesting). Jab rule is "We do not require it, but Federal Regs by the DOL or OSHA may change this."

Interestingly, they claim that the vaccine is better than natural immunity, which is, er, why I don't ask my IT guy for health advice.

The DOL / OSHA thing is interesting, it seems to be them hedging their bets, or having been told by the higher ups / legal that no, they can't mandate a vax because of wrongful termination suits + too many people quitting in response.

"The voters won't forget what Sinema and Manchin have done"

He'll yeah they won't. It they keep this shit up a bunch of right wingers will vote for them more and further solidify their presence. They might even make governors!

Now what exactly is the deal with this infrastructure bill? Why does Twitter want it so badly?

Twitter wants it badly because the paid shills have been paid to want it badly + tribal politics. The uniparty wants it badly because as @Gehenna suggested, it's highly likely the DNC did a bunch of shit like election rigging on credit, and they NEED this bill to pass to pay back the things they owe. (Not just financials, but favors and influence, mind.)

 

[Iceland Heavy]

It surprises me too considering how the other Anglosphere countries abused (or continue to abuse) their own populations with heavy-handed COVID protocols. BoJo is certainly one to talk, but at least he has the nerve to talk shit about a tyrannical old fool like Biden.


The Mayans were actually correct about the world ending, except it wasn't instantaneous but a slow and agonizing end.

The world ended in 2012 and we're trapped in the dreamscape of an elder god doomed to experience the slow clownification of civilization over and over.

 

[Oats12345]

Of course a fucking spagetti nigger from a shithole state would simp for Biden.

The GOP should tell the Catholics to fuck off as they are overall unreliable voting bloc sucking off Kennedy's adulterous demented ridden cock.

I'm find with Catholics finding out the hard why.

Cleese is the exception to the rule. Every edgelord Gen X idol has proven to be the biggest sellouts.

Like I said above. Jim Norton is a socially liberal comedian who hate wokeness.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

My work sent out the COVID policy doc.

Nothing crazy (other than a boilerplate "if we have to give out your personal health data to a client we will" which is ... interesting). Jab rule is "We do not require it, but Federal Regs by the DOL or OSHA may change this."

Interestingly, they claim that the vaccine is better than natural immunity, which is, er, why I don't ask my IT guy for health advice.

The DOL / OSHA thing is interesting, it seems to be them hedging their bets, or having been told by the higher ups / legal that no, they can't mandate a vax because of wrongful termination suits + too many people quitting in response.



Twitter wants it badly because the paid shills have been paid to want it badly + tribal politics. The uniparty wants it badly because as @Gehenna suggested, it's highly likely the DNC did a bunch of shit like election rigging on credit, and they NEED this bill to pass to pay back the things they owe. (Not just financials, but favors and influence, mind.)

How is that not a violation of HIPAA?