Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DX10]

Why is it that the carwash people can never remember to squirt the new car smell into my car. Especially since I paid for it.

Why is it that only half the people who say they will call you back ever call you back and only 5% of the people who said they would come to your party really show up.

Why do people pull out of a gas station at 50 mph just to get out before traffic blocks them in and then they cruise at a whopping 20 mph once they are out in front of you.

How come handicapped people drive better cars than I do and walk twice as fast as I do.

Why do I pay a fee on my phone bill that helps pay other people's phone bills. When does everyone pay my bill.

How come there are more hispanics in california then whites and yet they are still called minorities. When do the whites get minority benefits. When will there be the white college fund or the white grammy awards, or even white entertainment television. Oh that's right, everyone can do that, but white people. silly me.

I am having a hell of a time with my small business. I need a low rate minority loan. In fact, imagine I am indian and give me money for no particular reason other than I am pretending to be indian. I also want to take that money you gave me for pretending to be indian and I will build a pretend casino that will take more of your money. :-)

From this blogpost: https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2003/07/whoops-sorry-we-gave-your-money-away.html?m=1

He really is a complete asshole.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

ALL THAT BUGS!

I am following up with a Patio and Fireplace store. I would like them to carry our sauces at their location. So I spoke to the female do...

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This blog is honestly a goldmine. He is such a prick, and has been such a prick, forever.

<strong>MEN ARE PIGS. LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS.</strong>

spoke to a friend from Bible study. This person was in need of advice regarding her family. I gave advise that wasn't really according to th...

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Wonder if Tammy should give his blog a read...

 

[DX10]

There is something to say about holding the most saught after gift of the year, knowing that thousands of people want it and have the money to get it, but it's not available.

From this post: https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2005/12/christmas-364-days-and-counting.html?m=1

I'm gonna stop posting "wow jack is an asshole" posts about his blog from here on out... But this fucking quote? This is genuine... I don't want to say "evil", but this is real narcissist behavior. Genuine mental derangement. Literally all he cares about here is that other people are losing out in this bargain. Not that he's gotten it, but that someone else can't have it.

I wonder what next year will bring. Maybe it will be a Furby that speaks spanish. We could use one of those here in California. That would sell better than Dora the Explorer.

He really can't help being racist, can he? I wonder if Tammy sorta pushed to move out of Cali so Jack could stop ranting about THE HISPANICS all the time.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I think I said this before, but a show where Jack cooks basic stuff in a scooter with one arm could actually be helpful to some people out there? I’m sure there’s a niche audience of handicapped people that could use help chopping garlic and whatnot with one arm.

Yeah, but the problem is that jack can't cook regardless of standing on his own feet or dumping his worthless ass into a fatty ferrari.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I said this before, but a show where Jack cooks basic stuff in a scooter with one arm could actually be helpful to some people out there? I’m sure there’s a niche audience of handicapped people that could use help chopping garlic and whatnot with one arm.

But Jack couldn't cook basic stuff back even before he was retarded from all the lesions on his brain and had two working arms. What could anyone learn from him now except just not to eat yourself to literal death? There are probably people with no legs and nothing but literal flippers for arms who could teach you more than Jack.

 

[p1138]

I think I said this before, but a show where Jack cooks basic stuff in a scooter with one arm could actually be helpful to some people out there? I’m sure there’s a niche audience of handicapped people that could use help chopping garlic and whatnot with one arm.

That would require Jack putting in effort, when Tammy does everything for him off-camera if it isn't just a bag he can open and dump into something. It would also require him to learn how to cook, since it's not like handicapped people also all want to eat what he considers to be "food". He's also got too much of an ego to just admit or show that he's in a scooter so he does dumb shit like pretending to walk a mile and posting a picture of him leaning against a post as proof he somehow did it.

 

[DX10]

I was on a date night with my wife, Tammy. We are standing in line at AMC movie theater to see Bad Boys 2 and at that moment I realized it cost me $22 to get in.

I then asked Tammy if she wanted something from the snack bar while we were waiting to be let into the theater. it seem that it takes 5 teenagers 20 minutes to clean the theater and still there is crap on the floor, but that is another post.

I was about ready to buy a large coke for $5 and a popcorn for $5 and a box of candy for $2.50. This would have brought my date night to a total of $34.50.

Then it hit me. Why am I paying $34.50 to watch a movie that I am going to pay $14.95 for the DVD at Circuit City in 5 months.

So now I have to make a choice. I can pay $34.50 to watch a movie and walk out with nothing or pay $14.95 and own the movie FOREVER and play it as much as I want for my friends and family. Hmmmmm........This truly was a no brainer. We got a refund on our tickets and we will never go back.

Hell No - We Won't Go.

I can remember the exact day I had my movie revelation. I was on a date night with my wife, Tammy. We are standing in line at AMC movie th...

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He cancelled a date night with Tammy, as it was in action, because he wanted to save money on the tickets he already bought.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

From this blogpost: https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2003/07/whoops-sorry-we-gave-your-money-away.html?m=1

He really is a complete asshole.

Why is it that the carwash people can never remember to squirt the new car smell into my car. Especially since I paid for it.
Me: Because you're treating them like shit as you do with the waiting staff in the restaurant you visit. That's why you fat fuck.
Why is it that only half the people who say they will call you back ever call you back and only 5% of the people who said they would come to your party really show up.
Me: Becasue people despise you, you condescending arrogant prick!
Why do people pull out of a gas station at 50 mph just to get out before traffic blocks them in and then they cruise at a whopping 20 mph once they are out in front of you.
Me: Well, that's actually a valid point.
How come handicapped people drive better cars than I do and walk twice as fast as I do.
They walk twice as fast as you because they're half the weight or less of you and they drive better cars becasue they actually have an income contrary to you "YouTube chef".
Why do I pay a fee on my phone bill that helps pay other people's phone bills. When does everyone pay my bill.
IMHO; you should pay a fee for being alive, you ungrateful fuck.
How come there are more hispanics in california then whites and yet they are still called minorities. When do the whites get minority benefits. When will there be the white college fund or the white grammy awards, or even white entertainment television. Oh that's right, everyone can do that, but white people. silly me.

1. 72.1% White (including Hispanic Whites)
   • 36.8% Non-Hispanic whites
2. 15.3% Asian
3. 6.5% Black or African American
4. 1.6% Native American and Alaska Native
5. 0.5% Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander
6. 3.9% Two or more races

Me: As always Jack has no clue what he is talking about.
I am having a hell of a time with my small business. I need a low rate minority loan. In fact, imagine I am indian and give me money for no particular reason other than I am pretending to be indian. I also want to take that money you gave me for pretending to be indian and I will build a pretend casino that will take more of your money. :-)
Me: Why should anybody give you a loan to begin with, you lazy dumbass?

 

[stets]

I am having a hell of a time with my small business. I need a low rate minority loan. In fact, imagine I am indian and give me money for no particular reason other than I am pretending to be indian. I also want to take that money you gave me for pretending to be indian and I will build a pretend casino that will take more of your money.

This is a funny one to me. Jack was having a hard time getting a business loan because he was running a shitty business. If anyone will see through Jack’s bullshit, it’s a bank. And they were ultimately right to deny him a loan - his business ended up as a miserable failure, and the bank would have lost their money. Even after calling in a favor from his brother and getting sauce into Walmart - probably the best real estate in the world for a consumer package good - he still blew it and the business crashed and burned.

 

[Skeletor]

Hell No - We Won't Go.

I can remember the exact day I had my movie revelation. I was on a date night with my wife, Tammy. We are standing in line at AMC movie th...

allthatbugs.blogspot.com

He cancelled a date night with Tammy, as it was in action, because he wanted to save money on the tickets he already bought.

$22 for two tickets plus $5 or whatever for a candy bar isn’t even crazy high? That has been a normal theater price for a while,. How absolutely exceptional do you have to be to get so assblasted that you ask for a refund on the spot? He’s just now discovering renting movies is cheaper than theaters?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

This is a funny one to me. Jack was having a hard time getting a business loan because he was running a shitty business. If anyone will see through Jack’s bullshit, it’s a bank. And they were ultimately right to deny him a loan - his business ended up as a miserable failure, and the bank would have lost their money. Even after calling in a favor from his brother and getting sauce into Walmart - probably the best real estate in the world for a consumer package good - he still blew it and the business crashed and burned.

The business crashed and burned for one reasosn, because Jack is a lazy fuck. I would have gone on tour if that would have been my business and would have travelled all the places where I could get my stuff sold like County fairs, State fairs and so on and so forth.
I would have sold that stuff on Amazon and would have had a proper website for it.
I would have tried to get in other shops then Walmart to, shops like 7/11, Kroger's and so on or some local groceries. I would even have tried to get my sauce in here, a web page who sell US stuff in Europe. He had the chance of a lifetime and he blew it, because he is a inept lazy fuckwit.

 

[Kosher Salt]

$22 for two tickets plus $5 or whatever for a candy bar isn’t even crazy high? That has been a normal theater price for a while,. How absolutely exceptional do you have to be to get so assblasted that you ask for a refund on the spot? He’s just now discovering renting movies is cheaper than theaters?

I assume they went and gorged themselves on $34.50 worth of shitty fast food instead. Both he and Ham-Tam probably would've enjoyed that much more than having to sit next to each other and watch a movie anyway.

 

[Pig Cups]

holy shit, i had never seen this before. this motherfucker has had 3 strokes!

unless he had suffered some sort of head trauma, that was 100% a stroke he experienced. i can't think of anything else that would result in an entire side of your body going numb. interesting how the next two strokes also impacted his right side. how the fuck is this guy still alive?

The thing that makes this most infuriating is the fact that Jack has gotten warning after warning to change his ways. He squanders every second chance he gets. Many people, who would take heed to such warnings, are not that lucky and die during their first heart attack/stroke/health crisis. Jack has been given so many chances that are undeserved and would be better utilized by others.

Spoiler: Personal experience with this^

A very prominent faculty member at my high school, who was loved by all and very important to the student body, passed away unexpectedly from a stroke my junior year. He was in his early 50s, didn’t smoke, and was very physically fit/active. He spent a day on life support before being taken off; we found out that it was a massive stroke and the prognosis was pretty much unsurvivable- he essentially died in his fiancée’s arms on the couch. I’ve never seen so many people in one place expressing such heartbreak. Like, literal lying on the floor (in front of his office too) sobbing, both the day they announced his stroke and the day his death was announced.

Another happened in the town that I grew up in. It was a very quaint, It’s a Wonderful Life-esque suburb with a town square area with little independent shops, banks, etc. One day, the proprietor of one of those shops (a generational family business there since the 50s) collapsed from a sudden cardiac arrest. EMS was there in <60 seconds, as the firehouse was nearby, and they worked on him for over an hour. I remember the day clearly as I was right next door. We’re talking 10 rounds of epinephrine and god knows how many defibrillator shocks. In the end, they didn’t transport and he was pronounced dead in the shop with his wife and kids present. The guy was a pinnacle “pillar of the community”-type who was on a first-name basis with most of the townsfolk. Loved by many. He was also in his early 50s and didn’t appear unhealthy. The shop wound up closing and I remember two people who worked at neighboring businesses quit/retired because it was too hard to go to work and constantly relive that day.

THIS is why Jack’s conduct pisses me off so much. Had these gentlemen survived their crises, I’m absolutely sure they would’ve taken heed to the warnings and made changes. They deserved a second chance. They also wouldn’t have wasted their second chance, while Jack wastes his 2nd, 3rd, 4th…

Asshole won't even take his hat off a the table like his faggot of a father.

 

[Aaway]

reading jack's blog and seeing him complain about every little thing when it comes to literally everything makes my head hurt

how the fuck has tammy put up with that crap for over 20 years? you would think there'd come a point where she said enough is enough and left his miserable ass

 

[stets]

reading jack's blog and seeing him complain about every little thing when it comes to literally everything makes my head hurt

how the fuck has tammy put up with that crap for over 20 years? you would think there'd come a point where she said enough is enough and left his miserable ass

I dunno, I find it kind of inspiring. I’m going to start a blog complaining about middle-aged assholes who have spent their entire lives leaching off of other people, have never contributed anything to society, and are either hated, disliked, or ignored by their family, friends, and the public at large.

 

[Pig Cups]

how the fuck has tammy put up with that crap for over 20 years? you would think there'd come a point where she said enough is enough and left his miserable ass

She fucking deserves it at this point. She’s a legal adult who can leave at any time, yet she’s making the conscious decision to stay even as he continues his subhuman behavior. Yeah, she’s white trash just the same, but she was looking for a man on an upward life trajectory, and turned down Jack’s request for a date multiple times-i.e.: she had an inkling that he was nothing- yet she ignored that gut feeling and continued to pursue him. She stayed even when his prospects that somewhat attracted her to him began to fail. Plenty of alarm bells and opportunity for an exit, yet she still fucking stayed. Jack will drag her down a path of apathy, over-dependence, and financial ruin that’s obvious to any observer with a pulse. Her staying is confirmation that she’s content with that. And thus, my last shred of sympathy for her goes out the window.

She fucking deserves it.

 

[wdymbro]

From this blogpost: https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2003/07/whoops-sorry-we-gave-your-money-away.html?m=1

He really is a complete asshole.

"How come handicapped people drive better cars than I do and walk twice as fast as I do."

I'd like to see him revisit this one as he types with one hand from his zoom zoom scooter.

 

[captkrisma]

If only 5% of people you invite say they will show up and actually do, that says more about you the host than it does about the guests.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This is a funny one to me. Jack was having a hard time getting a business loan because he was running a shitty business. If anyone will see through Jack’s bullshit, it’s a bank. And they were ultimately right to deny him a loan - his business ended up as a miserable failure, and the bank would have lost their money. Even after calling in a favor from his brother and getting sauce into Walmart - probably the best real estate in the world for a consumer package good - he still blew it and the business crashed and burned.

Or maybe the Bank Manager saw the episode of the West Texas Investors Club and knew he had 0 business sense.

 

[DontEatThat]

If only 5% of people you invite say they will show up and actually do, that says more about you the host than it does about the guests.

So basically Jack invites people over and only Paul shows up. I can understand why no one would go to that asshole fest he calls a party.