Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

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If they're that poorly off they should resent Cosmo even more. He was one of the absolute biggest stars on Twitch and raking in massive money and threw it all away. I wonder where all that money went.
 
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Jhon Connor said:
dont think he ever talked about his computer, only said something about having RAM enough to run melty blood, a 2d anime fighting game, is his only game after smash and RFA, but he was cheap enough to buy a bootleg capture card that sucks for smash and retarded enough to wanting to buy a hitbox for one game he has never played
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Shortly after his recent return to regular streaming (before he stopped a few weeks ago), he did indeed describe purchasing a brand new computer that was far more powerful than the last one he had, and mentioned ordering a brand new monitor to go along with it that would be delivered later. I don't have the exact quote/video/timestamp but I assure you he absolutely mentioned this. You'll just have to trust me on this lol.
 
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mdr4life said:
His family can't afford a couch or a car, but he just ordered a $200+ hitbox controller. Here is the point in today's stream where he said that:

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MBAACC messing around with keyboard

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Reminds me of Chris Chan spending 100 dollars on transformers then later that day filming a video where he begs for money to buy his mom asthma medication.
 
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Narco's one and only tweet during the half hour he undeleted his account last night:

"the narrative industrial complex
what does healthy proliferation of culture look like
chaos vs control
prove to me that you're capable
(by what means?)
this isn't a one-size-fits-all world
and still there are truths"
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The discord is mostly crypto shit. Honestly boring reading it. He's gonna lose it all and 41% himself soon enough. If something interesting happens I'll screen cap it but fuck me, nothing good going on
 
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The most amazing thing to me after reading all 325 pages of this faggot is that Narcissa is a completely static creature. This thread is 5 years old and in that time, he hasn't changed even the slightest bit. There have been several times when a possible new arc could have emerged, but every time he just couldn't be bothered even to fail. He looks identical to five years ago. He wears the same clothes as five years ago. He acts the same as five years ago. He essentially plays the exact same 7 games. Even though he has moved in the time period, you can't tell at all when her royal highness deigns to turn on a cam instead of playing Beetle Adventure Racing in complete silence for three hours before staring at a wall for five hours. He sits in the same unfurnished, dark squalor as ever.

He even manages to at all times have 10 devoted slaves and despite everything that number never diminishes. Every year, he'll finally have broken the spirit of another paypig tranny loser and they'll leave, but another mindless drone instantly takes their spot. Never at any time did I see Narcissa acting kind to even one of his goon squad. It's always callous apathy and outright "we"re not friends you know." And the slimy trannies just say "wow i apologize sowwy narci." For five years.

By the time this thread was made, the downwards spiral was already complete. In the past five years, Narcissa has not gotten any worse. His life is a stable circle. Even after losing all his money and moving back in with parents, nothing changes. Even when he fucked and sucked another tranny, nothing changed.

Narcissa will never kill himself. There will be no meaningful developments in the next three years of this thread. He'll just continue to sit, cry, whine, fart, fap, in his own funk until someday his nutrient-starved body finally wears out.

And some day he'll probably even read this very post since he's so obsessed with his own failure. A slight feeling of sickly euphoria will creep into his skull because somebody somewhere thought about him for any length of time. But then the moment will pass and he'll continue to sit hunched in his chair, facing his computer is a dark room.

And Break the Game STILL isn't out!

Sorry for the autism, I just felt like giving my two cents after reading through the whole thread. Here is a fresh "deep" Tweet by Narcissa the Philosopher as a contribution to the thread.
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@Maricón de Mierda Very well stated actually. Narcissa honestly just needs to seriously turn off the google alerts and get off twitter if they really want to make progress in their life but unlike other lolcows, Narci just continues to sulk and be boring. He's obviously good at what he does despite how autistic it is, I ain't judging as I autistically enjoy video games and like watching speedruns myself :^), but instead of progressing it's always constant stagnation. They probably see that as a benefit as not to draw constant negative attention, but his past already does that. Imagine being regarded as one of the greatest speedrunners of all time, almost like a mascot to some extent. and then throwing all of it away because your ex recommends you to be a girl then dumps you making you go fucking crazy; although the constant amount of HRT and Soy might also be the cause to their insanity. He could've been streaming more games today to a decent crowd of people still if he kept the dick attached and even if he wouldn't have been as relevant as he once was with or without the dick, he could've still drawn and nice amount of attention from trannies and old fans who feel the need to be sympathetic, but he can't even do that right for just being constantly weird and self deprecating, there's only so many people than can really tolerate that shit before they give up completely. This honestly feels like the end for Narcissa until they croak, just constant meandering and never getting anywhere, probably won't even off themselves. I sorta feel bad for the parents but what's done is done. If you're reading this Narci I hope you enjoy being a fucking burden to everyone as you continue to degrade. Nothing more sadder than someone who can't even muster the energy to be a better person and just give up.
 
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Made a complete collection of Narco's entire instagram gallery of 320 pics after rewriting my old cURL code to fit the site's new API. He used to upload things there under name "fledglingseer" (instagram.com/fledglingseer), the pics should be in order in which they got added, all of the upload dates are only from between June 23rd to June 24th of 2018 anyway. I'm suprised that he hasn't deleted them yet.

There are a lot of classics present like the black and white screaming face, his messy room, or his refrigerator filled with 15,000 gross tonnage of soy. Most of it is just boring gay selfies and drug-induced gay selfies though.

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@Maricón de Mierda Very well stated actually. Narcissa honestly just needs to seriously turn off the google alerts and get off twitter if they really want to make progress in their life but unlike other lolcows, Narci just continues to sulk and be boring. He's obviously good at what he does despite how autistic it is, I ain't judging as I autistically enjoy video games and like watching speedruns myself :^), but instead of progressing it's always constant stagnation. They probably see that as a benefit as not to draw constant negative attention, but his past already does that. Imagine being regarded as one of the greatest speedrunners of all time, almost like a mascot to some extent. and then throwing all of it away because your ex recommends you to be a girl then dumps you making you go fucking crazy; although the constant amount of HRT and Soy might also be the cause to their insanity. He could've been streaming more games today to a decent crowd of people still if he kept the dick attached and even if he wouldn't have been as relevant as he once was with or without the dick, he could've still drawn and nice amount of attention from trannies and old fans who feel the need to be sympathetic, but he can't even do that right for just being constantly weird and self deprecating, there's only so many people than can really tolerate that shit before they give up completely. This honestly feels like the end for Narcissa until they croak, just constant meandering and never getting anywhere, probably won't even off themselves. I sorta feel bad for the parents but what's done is done. If you're reading this Narci I hope you enjoy being a fucking burden to everyone as you continue to degrade. Nothing more sadder than someone who can't even muster the energy to be a better person and just give up.
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He kept the penis.
 
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Ron Jeremy said:
Not anticipating the stream to be made private, I only made one terrible screenshot.

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Well I've got some good news and some bad news for them... Good news is the dream of looking like a woman has totally been realized. Bad news is the look fate decided on is that 45-50 year old woman you see at a rundown redneck bar who has been beaten down by a life of constant drinking, smoking, and menopause hitting them like an entire fleet of trucks trying to drink enough to lessen the pain of another 16 hour day waiting tables and the inevitable beating they're going to get at home from their trailer trash boyfriend/husband for still not making enough to support his meth habit.

I assume this would still be counted as a victory.
 
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