Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Most people who go to prison or jail that end up unironically reading the Bible think:

"Wow. That Jesus was an interesting fellow. How can I apply His principles and teachings to my life, so that I never end up in a place like this again?"​

Not Chris. No. He reads about Jesus and the teachings in the bible and thinks:

"Wow. I AM Jesus. These principles are taken directly FROM my life. I'm in this place because these things happened to ME. This is my burden. I am Christ-Chan. Amen."​
 
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ForTheHoard said:
Chris hasn't been very funny since the Tomgirl saga started.
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this is the truth and it's almost entirely to do with his diminished presence (and increased depression) after bob died imo

chris was at his funniest when he was posting multiple videos on the daily. he got super depressed because bob died and he stopped doing that for ages and then he started trooning and came back into the public eye because he found a hugbox that would keep him safe

he's always been a disaster waiting to happen, but the only reason people kept watching him after he starting trooning out was to either see the disaster happen live like kiwi farms or to try and instigate it ala the idea guys.

he's been all milked out and dried up and just sad and shameful to look at for years. if he were an actual cow then he'd have been put out to pasture long ago

i wouldn't be here talking about the guy if it weren't for the fact that he'd fucked his mom and was in jail. at this point i'm just in it for the court drama not the pretending to be jesus faggotry that he's penning as of late. he's wrote similar shit down so many times over the years that it's rote and boring now. the only thing unpredictable about it (to me at least) was that i thought that jail might've straightened him out a bit. turns out he's still the exact same dried up cow that he's been for the past five plus years
 
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honestly, after reading about that MK-ULTRA baby's ( isabella) father and how his entire career glows brightly in the dark such as literally being named in wikileaks, glowie activity in Central America in the '90s, having his company gain popularity due to Edward Snowden, and having his company be a competitor with TOR are all now indirectly intertwined with ChrisChan is wild. Maybe ChrisChan has been the main character all along
 
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AnOminous said:
If the same Clown World logic applied to all delusions instead of just troonery, if someone claimed to be Jesus you'd have to crucify them instead of having taxpayer money spent to cut their cocks off when men claim to be women.
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I'm fine with my taxpayer money being spent cutting off their cocks.

1. It's fucking hilarious.
2. They get to use the women's restroom, more laughs.
3. Sports carnage, even more laughs.
4. No cock and/or pussy... this means no stupid, effete babies. Huge savings to taxpayers.
5. Good odds of checking out early; I would encourage a long-term study, which in my estimation would reveal a significant overall savings for the taxpayer by reducing long-term elder care.
 
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human trash said:
this is the truth and it's almost entirely to do with his diminished presence (and increased depression) after bob died imo

chris was at his funniest when he was posting multiple videos on the daily. he got super depressed because bob died and he stopped doing that for ages and then he started trooning and came back into the public eye because he found a hugbox that would keep him safe

he's always been a disaster waiting to happen, but the only reason people kept watching him after he starting trooning out was to either see the disaster happen live or to try and instigate it ala the idea guys.

he's been all milked out and dried up and just sad and shameful to look at for years. if he were an actual cow then he'd have been put out to pasture long ago

i wouldn't be here talking about the guy if it weren't for the fact that he'd fucked his mom and was in jail. at this point i'm just in it for the court drama not the pretending to be jesus faggotry that he's penning as of late. he's wrote similar shit down so many times over the years that it's rote and boring now. the only thing unpredictable about it (to me at least) was that i thought that jail might've straightened him out a bit. turns out he's still the exact same dried up cow that he's been for the past five plus years
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Yup. One way or another, I think we're all just still here following OPL in morbid curiosity to see just where the hell this ends since every successive incident largely managed to eclipse the previous in terms of sheer what-the-fuckery.

I've always been in the camp that Chris getting sent to jail or at least assisted living should have actually been ultimately beneficial...but the bastard straight up decided he's now the resurection of Jesus on top of all the inane crap like being a video game goddess that looks like Sailor Mercury (and does not, in fact, look anywhere close to sailor mercury, let alone a woman).

Really, I think Chris is just trying to find meaning in his life. Every single thing he's treasured over the years largely is gone, either by his own actions or the simple progression of time. He has no friends, nothing to live for (his whole Merge schtick specifically focuses on some other world coming to effectively rescue him and give him godhood to validate his dreams), and all his franchises are moving on from what he loves to things he doesn't want. Except being Chris, he can't have an introspective 'my god, what have I done' moment, instead he'll just cling to literally any other excuse he can find that requires the minimum amount of work.

Here, it's deciding he's Jesus Christ, because everything Christ does is 'the right thing' and thus Chris is somehow expecting people to believe he is the son of god to and will just let the fact Chris has committed actual crimes slide by the wayside.
 
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human trash said:
he's been all milked out and dried up
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Compared to the days when Bob took care of things Chris went from blockbuster to straight-to-dvd in quality.

But he still manages to surprise people, I just know he is going to throw a curve ball.

What I would give to see footage of him in the courtroom talking to his imaginary spouses, refusing to shut up when ordered, throwing a curse-ye-hame-ha at the judge and attempting to assault a bailiff.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I posted it before when he first got arrested but since I have zero faith in Chris ever taking responsbility for his actions so one possible outcome is Chris claiming that Magi-chan (And whoever else) is actually a demon then blaming him for all the bad things he's ever done, either by telling him lies or outright possession.
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So we're in agreement that a Court Ordered Exorcism is on the table?
anti SJW said:
I was thinking. If Chris is this influenced by things He sees, how would Chris have done a a Hooters or a strip club?
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He wouldn't get much tips.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
They didn't have those when he was growing, did he? I'm surprised Chris' finger isn't in a splint, that could explain those gross gloves that he always wears.
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Those have been around since forever. I'm pretty close to Chris's age and I recall seeing those when I was a kid.
 
AnOminous said:
That'd be nice if they all did it before having kids but in reality, a lot of them have kids and then abandon them like the utter scum they are the instant they troon out.
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In reality, this would mean that THOUSANDS of trans-it babies would never be conceived every year.

How can anyone be against this?

Hell, we should offer anyone who wants the procedure $10K tax free to get their genitals mutilated (and as a side effect, sterility). We'd still come out ahead in taxpayer dollars... food stamps, daycare vouchers, public schooling, school lunches, and then later overdose recovery, public housing, and prison...

You're missing a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
 
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I really hope chris and sends another letter, as "enlightening" as the "I am Jesus bow down to me" letter was, it didn't offer much insight into what life in jail's been like. I just hope he can pull himself together to write one detailing what it's been like since his arrest.

Especially if he exaggerates and paints the jerkops up as having chased him down and cuffed him before dragging him off to the cop car. Be a nice a nice throwback to the old days, when he compared getting arrested at the mall to getting hogtied and cuffed to a wheelchair after they rubbed his face in the carpet till he cried blood.
 
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