Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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It’s an autistic thing, due to poor fine motor control skills kids on the spectrum often develop odd pencil grips, they even have special pencils and pencil toppers to try and help:
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I remember pencil grips like those being a fashion thing in middle school a decade and a half ago.
 
I never would have guessed that Chris-Chan would fall this deep, I guess it was wishful thinking that being in prison would slap some reality into them.
It'll require cult-dictator brainwashing to fix his brain.
I really hope chris and sends another letter, as "enlightening" as the "I am Jesus bow down to me" letter was, it didn't offer much insight into what life in jail's been like. I just hope he can pull himself together to write one detailing what it's been like since his arrest.

Especially if he exaggerates and paints the jerkops up as having chased him down and cuffed him before dragging him off to the cop car. Be a nice a nice throwback to the old days, when he compared getting arrested at the mall to getting hogtied and cuffed to a wheelchair after they rubbed his face in the carpet till he cried blood.
Sonichu: the Prison Days issue #1 would be nice. We might see blood on the paper.
 
You literally just made the best possible argument as to why Chris should get off. Historically speaking, "My client is literally incapable of understanding the concept of actions having consequences" has been a pretty effective defense. Like it or not, the American justice system isn't too keen on punishing people who literally cannot understand that they're doing anything wrong.
No, you spastic retard. People don't decide to not commit horrible crimes like raping your mother because of the negative consequences, they don't rape their mother because it's ethically horrible, morally horrible, and horribly horrible. People aren't incarcerated just because some guy wrote down that mother fucking is wrong somewhere in the law, but to remove dangerous people (whose morals, ethics, and plain decency are so shot that they do not care about their actions impeding or destroying the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of their fellow man) from normal society. They are arrested so that they do not further harm the theoretically moral, ethical, and good people of the nation. They are imprisoned for a time so that they may be reformed and made ready to re-enter society, not simply to put them in time out.
 
I really hope chris and sends another letter, as "enlightening" as the "I am Jesus bow down to me" letter was, it didn't offer much insight into what life in jail's been like. I just hope he can pull himself together to write one detailing what it's been like since his arrest.

Especially if he exaggerates and paints the jerkops up as having chased him down and cuffed him before dragging him off to the cop car. Be a nice a nice throwback to the old days, when he compared getting arrested at the mall to getting hogtied and cuffed to a wheelchair after they rubbed his face in the carpet till he cried blood.
Rainbows or whatever, but I’m willing to bet there will be more letters to come. Mainly because he knows Null will post them here and he was specifically keen on having it shared with his audience. When you think about it, it’s kinda his only wide reaching social media surrogate available to him right now. And what’s the point of being a messiah without a flock to preach to? He wants his name to live on online even though he can’t.
 
Chris wasn't funny for a decade straight but became funny again after the Barbussy saga started.
I think he was referring to Chris himself being funny in an outlandish bumbling-buffoon sort of way.

Right now Chris' is just lost in a near schizo-delusion.

The situations he gets into are entertaining and funny, but Chris himself just doesn't offer the same level of content.
 
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8 Will anyone rob God? Yet you are robbing me! But you say, ‘How are we robbing you?’ In your tithes and offerings! 9 You are cursed with a curse, for you are robbing me—the whole nation of you! 10 Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, so that there may be food in my house, and thus put me to the test, says the Lord of hosts; see if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you an overflowing blessing. 11 I will rebuke the locust for you, so that it will not destroy the produce of your soil; and your vine in the field shall not be barren, says the Lord of hosts. 12 Then all nations will count you happy, for you will be a land of delight, says the Lord of hosts.

So basically.....he thinks he's God/ Jesus and he's asking for Tribute. See: Money

Enough is enough...just take this spastic, psychotic, tranny out behind the jail and just be fucking done with it.

He is no longer a source of luls and will instead just be even more of a burden on the state for the rest of his (hopefully short) life.
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People don't decide to not commit horrible crimes like raping your mother because of the negative consequences, they don't rape their mother because it's ethically horrible, morally horrible, and horribly horrible.
Good people do that maybe, but not everyone is good. Terrible, insane people do it regardless, because they're insane. But somewhere in the middle there are bad but rational people whose reason for not doing heinous things is an at least minimal sense of self-preservation.
 
So we're in agreement that a Court Ordered Exorcism is on the table?
Since it’s Halloween maybe an old fashion witch burning.
Indeed but that level of awareness jeopardizes an insanity plea. Is Chris crazy? Yes. Enough to lack understanding that there is a level of wrong in his actions that he just doesnt care? No.

Criminals can say that what they did wasnt "wrong" on their eyes but their perspectives dont matter. They can consider society to be the wrong one but that wont matter either.
I think the Jesus thing is very suspicious, the fact he sent the letter to his attorney instead of directly to Null shows some foresight in Chris’s actions.

Plus being Jesus seems a downgrade to a gaming goddess for Chris.
 
No, you spastic retard. People don't decide to not commit horrible crimes like raping your mother because of the negative consequences, they don't rape their mother because it's ethically horrible, morally horrible, and horribly horrible. People aren't incarcerated just because some guy wrote down that mother fucking is wrong somewhere in the law, but to remove dangerous people (whose morals, ethics, and plain decency are so shot that they do not care about their actions impeding or destroying the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of their fellow man) from normal society. They are arrested so that they do not further harm the theoretically moral, ethical, and good people of the nation. They are imprisoned for a time so that they may be reformed and made ready to re-enter society, not simply to put them in time out.
You have a very optimistic view of our prison system, Fuck Taxes.
 
Is claiming Chris was too much of an autistic mororn to understand that statements like this ARE considered something that can be used against him in court on the table? Ergo he took the right to remain silent literally and thought that meant only things he verbally says and that he had no idea what written confessions are.

And note that I'm not saying that's what they should do, I'm asking of it's in the realm of possibility for opl and his temp tard wrangler heilburg.
 
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Is claiming Chris was too much of an autistic mororn to understand that statements like this ARE considered something that can be used against him in court on the table? Ergo he took the right to remain silent literally and thought that meant only things he verbally says and that he had no idea what written confessions are.

And note that I'm not saying that's what they should do, I'm asking of it's in the realm of possibility for opl and his temp tard wrangler heilburg.
I think Chris has already confessed everything to the cops, probably multiple times, so this letter won't incriminate him any further. His lawyer is probably not trying to get him a not guilty verdict, just the lightest sentence he can.
 
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yes, they did.
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i have mild CP and am a little older than Chris. had to use one when learning to write.
my handwriting makes Christian's look like a professional.
Right. My first reaction to seeing the letter was "Wow, Chris has really good handwriting!" Feels bad man.
 
Not sure how. He's done capital murder and rape before, including child molestation, as a prosecutor and as a defense attorney. Chris is far from the worst person he's defended, although he might be the most ridiculous.
Nobody gives a shit who lawyers represent. The core concept behind their existence is that everyone gets representation regardless of whether or not they are guilty.
 
I really hope chris and sends another letter, as "enlightening" as the "I am Jesus bow down to me" letter was, it didn't offer much insight into what life in jail's been like. I just hope he can pull himself together to write one detailing what it's been like since his arrest.

Especially if he exaggerates and paints the jerkops up as having chased him down and cuffed him before dragging him off to the cop car. Be a nice a nice throwback to the old days, when he compared getting arrested at the mall to getting hogtied and cuffed to a wheelchair after they rubbed his face in the carpet till he cried blood.
I hope he does a Sonichu Sub-Episode, it's been forever since he did one of those. "Our Autistic Hero is in his bedroom, giving Barbie-Chan a grand number of Healings to her Long-Suffering Spirit and Body, when suddenly, Auhsoj Noom, a Deceitful TROLL, attacks!!!"
 
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