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There are things that are best stay in fiction. Only Chris merge fiction and reality in his head.
He might be an inspiration to build N.A.M.S.L.A. or North America Mother Son Love Association.
Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)
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He might be an inspiration to build N.A.M.S.L.A. or North America Mother Son Love Association.
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Very curious to know which parts of the Bible Chris has actually read. Knowledge of Jesus implies he flipped to the New Testament, but the story of the Crucifixion is one of the most widespread and understood stories in the entire book so it’s possible he only skimmed it and fit the rest together based on Family Guy knowledge.
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He’ll never be put in a asylum, even the doctors would get sick of his insanity, and his smell.
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Beyond the fact Chris raped his mother. Which can generally lead to being in isolation for the protection of the prisoner etc etc.
Does any one know if Virginia is still doing mandatory Covid-19 isolation when inmates are first booked? I know this was a thing in alot of the country, and with the variants out there, I wonder if that is still the case.
In other words; is Chris effectively in a cell alone, with zero interaction, and no ability to even see or hear a TV? Just wondering if any one has kept up on current policies for the jail system. Though normally inmates can at least get access to books other then the Bible.
Does any one know if Virginia is still doing mandatory Covid-19 isolation when inmates are first booked? I know this was a thing in alot of the country, and with the variants out there, I wonder if that is still the case.
In other words; is Chris effectively in a cell alone, with zero interaction, and no ability to even see or hear a TV? Just wondering if any one has kept up on current policies for the jail system. Though normally inmates can at least get access to books other then the Bible.
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Yes. Chris was in a 2 week covid 19 medical issolation when first booked. It conveniently gave them space to work through the issues related to him being a questionably trooned out motherfucking rapist who thinks hes a cartoon character god. Heck it probably took that long for them to be satisfied they had extracted all foreign objects from his various body cavities. And to ascertain that the mysterious objects found were not contraband.
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While Chris has had a relegious upbrining I think he spent most of his time reading comic books or alike when he was in church, My guess is your right he's took what he can recall and then patched it together with various guesses and bits of other media.
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Well if he had nothing else to do there’s a possibility he was just reading the bible for a month
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I've been reading his letter a few times now and it's amazing the level of consistency between his previous rants about the merge and how quickly he integrated the Bible into his head-canon.
He trully is a computer running TempleOS, everything is ring 0 and fucking with his mind is exceptionally easy. I feel this mixture of disgust and pity for him.
He trully is a computer running TempleOS, everything is ring 0 and fucking with his mind is exceptionally easy. I feel this mixture of disgust and pity for him.
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Not in CWCville it isn't! Goddess Blue Heart's TRUE and HONEST love is always pure!
What the fuck did I just type...
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Can i see some of it? Pretty please?
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Took me a fucking week to keep up with all the repeat faggotry, RIP me.
Things of note:
- There probably is a television stuck on a televangelist, spouting prosperity gospel stuff, because Chris clearly didn't latch onto anything about Jesus being born in a manger, never having money, or anything beyond healing people. He might have remembered that much from his childhood, but I'd put more money on a televangelist spouting nonsense. However, even my masochism draws the line at trying to figure out what VA public access preachers were bullshitting about for a month and a half. I will say, that I thought maybe there was an easy tabs access bible like the apps that exist and search by keyword, but various searches of "betrayal," "tithes," "money," and "rob god" still don't pull it up in the top ten. Plus, if he was straight up reading the bible like a book, Malchi 4 reads a lot like his bullshit merge talk, so there's literally no reason to leave it out unless he didn't know better.
- Whether Chris or Heilberg want/don't want NGRI is moot. The bigger question this second is whether he's capable of aiding in his own defense, and clearly he's not. That said, this is kind of the opposite of Brian David Mitchell (Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper) because Smart was a young extremely sympathetic figure, and the whole country was thirsty for justice. As thirsty as we might be, it's been stated repeatedly that it is very unlikely that the prosecutor or county want to be known for Chris Chan fucking his mom (anymore than they already are, that is.) I cannot possibly forsee a circumstance where Heilberg and prosecution don't come to an agreement that Chris is off his rocker and should be in mental prison for life. What this means is ruling him too insane for trial at this time, and if meds + therapy give him some measure of lucidity they'll re-open the case, ideally when Barb is dead and all her family are, and whenever they think Chris can be moved to prison or unleashed on society and responsible for STAYING on meds -- if those are proven to work. If nothing else it'll teach him how to pretend the treatments are working, if just to avoid the side effects and doing what he hates, instead of being encouraged to be as crazy as possible for the lulz/money/attention.
- Why mental institute instead of prison: it's not actually cheaper to house him in general, deal with him getting stabbed, trying to watch him 24/7, OR deal with the lawsuits when/if he upgrades to manslaughter or raping strangers upon release. Not everyone is as stupid as Chris, though an astounding amount come alarmingly close.
- He would probably hate the mental institute more tbfh, because in prison you get left alone a lot, but mental institutes have you watched non-stop, you're in with the crazies, there's no hope for freedom except sanity (which he cannot and has not ever wanted to achieve), and there's forced therapy and meds. And they do not put up with half of the shit that prisons do. Prisons are used to addicts going through severe withdrawal, assholes worse than Chris are a dime a dozen, but mental institutes accept zero tantrums, everyone is fucked up, and Chris hates other speds more than everything else.
- Chris' focus on Null and the money indicates he knows why he was arrested (the money violating the EPO) and why he was removed from Barb (incest) and the first charge, but it's interesting he doesn't ask for help getting out beyond a vague jailbreak via "codivine intervention." I wonder if he's enjoying it. It's probably cleaner and better food than he had before.
- Related: is "the natural growing brown" beard, because Chris definitely isn't keeping up any of his already disgusting hygiene??? His laziness isn't allowed to stop him from forced to go places, but he can still sort of choose to grow a beard. Fucking weirdo. I hope the troon police get ahold of his recent state. Someone could also ask for a self-portrait to see if his interpretation of self matches the rest or he's just relying on everyone else's imagination to do the work for him again.
FAQs
Andy Warhol / Chris Chan merge book
Mary mother of Jesus Immacculate conception
What is NGRI vs. layperson use of "insanity."
Latent Schizophrenia vs malingering which is exaggerating/faking it.
If I forgot something, add it yourself.
Things of note:
- There probably is a television stuck on a televangelist, spouting prosperity gospel stuff, because Chris clearly didn't latch onto anything about Jesus being born in a manger, never having money, or anything beyond healing people. He might have remembered that much from his childhood, but I'd put more money on a televangelist spouting nonsense. However, even my masochism draws the line at trying to figure out what VA public access preachers were bullshitting about for a month and a half. I will say, that I thought maybe there was an easy tabs access bible like the apps that exist and search by keyword, but various searches of "betrayal," "tithes," "money," and "rob god" still don't pull it up in the top ten. Plus, if he was straight up reading the bible like a book, Malchi 4 reads a lot like his bullshit merge talk, so there's literally no reason to leave it out unless he didn't know better.
- Whether Chris or Heilberg want/don't want NGRI is moot. The bigger question this second is whether he's capable of aiding in his own defense, and clearly he's not. That said, this is kind of the opposite of Brian David Mitchell (Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper) because Smart was a young extremely sympathetic figure, and the whole country was thirsty for justice. As thirsty as we might be, it's been stated repeatedly that it is very unlikely that the prosecutor or county want to be known for Chris Chan fucking his mom (anymore than they already are, that is.) I cannot possibly forsee a circumstance where Heilberg and prosecution don't come to an agreement that Chris is off his rocker and should be in mental prison for life. What this means is ruling him too insane for trial at this time, and if meds + therapy give him some measure of lucidity they'll re-open the case, ideally when Barb is dead and all her family are, and whenever they think Chris can be moved to prison or unleashed on society and responsible for STAYING on meds -- if those are proven to work. If nothing else it'll teach him how to pretend the treatments are working, if just to avoid the side effects and doing what he hates, instead of being encouraged to be as crazy as possible for the lulz/money/attention.
- Why mental institute instead of prison: it's not actually cheaper to house him in general, deal with him getting stabbed, trying to watch him 24/7, OR deal with the lawsuits when/if he upgrades to manslaughter or raping strangers upon release. Not everyone is as stupid as Chris, though an astounding amount come alarmingly close.
- He would probably hate the mental institute more tbfh, because in prison you get left alone a lot, but mental institutes have you watched non-stop, you're in with the crazies, there's no hope for freedom except sanity (which he cannot and has not ever wanted to achieve), and there's forced therapy and meds. And they do not put up with half of the shit that prisons do. Prisons are used to addicts going through severe withdrawal, assholes worse than Chris are a dime a dozen, but mental institutes accept zero tantrums, everyone is fucked up, and Chris hates other speds more than everything else.
- Chris' focus on Null and the money indicates he knows why he was arrested (the money violating the EPO) and why he was removed from Barb (incest) and the first charge, but it's interesting he doesn't ask for help getting out beyond a vague jailbreak via "codivine intervention." I wonder if he's enjoying it. It's probably cleaner and better food than he had before.
- Related: is "the natural growing brown" beard, because Chris definitely isn't keeping up any of his already disgusting hygiene??? His laziness isn't allowed to stop him from forced to go places, but he can still sort of choose to grow a beard. Fucking weirdo. I hope the troon police get ahold of his recent state. Someone could also ask for a self-portrait to see if his interpretation of self matches the rest or he's just relying on everyone else's imagination to do the work for him again.
FAQs
Andy Warhol / Chris Chan merge book
Mary mother of Jesus Immacculate conception
What is NGRI vs. layperson use of "insanity."
Latent Schizophrenia vs malingering which is exaggerating/faking it.
If I forgot something, add it yourself.
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There are a lot of thing in the bible he can cheerypick from raping an angel in the ass to let the man's daughters get raped while he watches.
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Asylums are usually stricter than prisons about taking care of yourself <- that was avoluntary admission, it's more severe for those who are in prison at the same time. Depression and many mental illnesses are exacerbated by bacteria, and they don't put up with shit.
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I'm surprised he missed the part with Lot and his daughters where they Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked after they got him drunk.
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There’s a whole lotta talk about incest in this thread, but we don’t actually know if he’s been charged with incest, do we?
IIRC, he got arrested for violating the protective order and stealing money. Maybe the state is trying to push other charges, but I don’t think they’ve even been read aloud in court yet.
IIRC, he got arrested for violating the protective order and stealing money. Maybe the state is trying to push other charges, but I don’t think they’ve even been read aloud in court yet.
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going by that article, time in a home could probably be for the best. Not only because they won't tolerate chris being a sped let alone a disgusting; smelly, sweaty pig of one, but going by that schedule it almost sounds like Chris wanted before the merge.
Before the merge chris was trying desperatley to relive his high school days as a teenager, and being up early told when to eat, when to chat with everyone, when to sit and watch tv and all that? IT definelty sounds like being back in school just without the classes he didn't like to take and there wont be any galpals protecting him. It'll still be a harsh place where he better learn to stay clean and hygienic and shut the fuck and not to wail when things don't go his way but really give him his crayons, some papers, a few hours a day to watch his pony and sonic cartoons and chris will be one happy camper.
Too bad this deal won't be on the table unless Hielburg can convince the prosecution to take pity on chris and see him not as a hulking, deranged, repulisve rapist who'll drag old women (or little girls) into the bathrooms at the park and do god knows what to them, but as a poor, simple, misguided retard who wont survive in prison because he failed to survive in the real world.
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He has been charged so far with one count of incest with other pending charges. All the police press release's cite Va code: 18.2.366. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case
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