Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

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This is what Barneyfag actually believes.
 
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x86x2 said:
Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.
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You are literally indistinguishable from a Korn fan whose little sister watches Barney.

It's the exact same mindset, only you claim your music is even edgier.


Here, have some Calm Down Time music.
 
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Meowthkip said:
You are literally indistinguishable from a Korn fan whose little sister watches Barney.

It's the exact same mindset, only you claim your music is even edgier.
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He also claims he was "forced" to watch it in high school and developed problems because of it or something. I don't think a Korn fan whose little sister watches Barney would actually claim such things - at worst I'd think they'd just say the show was annoying.
 
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Conrix said:
He also claims he was "forced" to watch it in high school and developed problems because of it or something. I don't think a Korn fan whose little sister watches Barney would actually claim such things - at worst I'd think they'd just say the show was annoying.
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If he were a teenage boy? And he wanted a reason to bitch?

Why not?
 
Meowthkip said:
If he were a teenage boy? And he wanted a reason to bitch?

Why not?
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I do see a point there since Barneyfag has the mindset of a 13 year old boy trying to be edgy, so of course he'd look for a reason to bitch about Barney and Barney accessories. I still think it's incredibly sad how he bitches about Barney all the time yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of childrens' educational shows when he's at least 18 years old and in college. And literally going grey prematurely over the self-inflicted stress from fighting the purple menace. Sure, an edgy 13 year old Korn fan might find a reason to bitch about his sister watching Barney, but it takes Revved-tier autism to carry it through your life and literally destroy your own future by stressing out and prematurely aging over it.
 
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Conrix said:
I do see a point there since Barneyfag has the mindset of a 13 year old boy trying to be edgy, so of course he'd look for a reason to bitch about Barney and Barney accessories. I still think it's incredibly sad how he bitches about Barney all the time yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of childrens' educational shows when he's at least 18 years old and in college. And literally going grey prematurely over the self-inflicted stress from fighting the purple menace. Sure, an edgy 13 year old Korn fan might find a reason to bitch about his sister watching Barney, but it takes Revved-tier autism to carry it through your life and literally destroy your own future by stressing out and prematurely aging over it.
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That is true.

I may be trying to rationalize things to keep from contemplating the Bedlam that is the inside of Revved's head.
 
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Conrix said:
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That's exactly what you're going through now, only replace nu-metal with Anal Cunt or whatever.
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I didn't say I actually LIKED Anal Cunt as a band, I just found them funny enough to keep listening to even though I wouldn't put it on my iPod or anything. I obviously don't actually take them seriously.

Gensdupays said:
What was the phase where you did that "rebellion" against Barneyfags in high school, then?
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That was my "horrific and unusually torturous events warping my life perspective and questioning where I am in life" phase. I still have yet to shed the scars from that phase.

NumberingYourState said:
You think 'Anal Cunt' is some kind of refined work of art, when in reality your future is crumbling around you over a fictional icon that is infinitely more successful than you will ever be.
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I didn't say Anal Cunt was a refined work of art (fuck, they even have a song where they trash people who think they're artsy), they're not even one of my favourite bands, I just find them hilarious to listen to.

Gensdupays said:
If @x86x2 thinks all of /v/'s mods are Barneyfags, why does he want to be one?
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Only when GR15 pictures end up lasting longer than they should on that board do I actually think that.
 
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x86x2 said:
I didn't say I actually LIKED Anal Cunt as a band, I just found them funny enough to keep listening to even though I wouldn't put it on my iPod or anything. I obviously don't actually take them seriously.
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x86x2 said:
To be honest, I could never really get into them. Anal Cunt seemed to be the most hilarious of those bands because they took extreme to its furthest extent. Their wall of noise made by randomly sliding up and down the guitar neck and the extreme screaming vocals are what made AxCx so interesting to me. They wanted to be as loud, noisy and as offensive as possible, and they did just that. Seth Putnam was a god when it came to hilarious music like that.

Yeah, the other bands have some pretty vile and offensive lyrics as well, but IMO they never managed to integrate their offensive lyrics around their sound like Anal Cunt did.
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So you don't take them seriously, but you balk at similar bands or artists who do basically the same thing. Like, "oh, I only like this flavor of vomit, not this flavor."

It's still vomit, dude. It is indistinguishable to anybody not tasting it.
 
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HexBawxUno said:
I was out at Goodwill today, and saw something that made me think of this thread: A VHS bin, and then a Barney tape was on top of an Iron Maiden tape.

I'm not @x86x2, but if he encountered such a scene, would it be enough to cause him to link it to Barney?
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He may be intelligent enough to know that it's just a coincidence caused by store arrangement, but he might shitpost about Iron Maiden being linked to Barney to be an autistic attention whore before running off to the bathroom to get off to Barney's purple dino nuggies.
 
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HexBawxUno said:
I was out at Goodwill today, and saw something that made me think of this thread: A VHS bin, and then a Barney tape was on top of an Iron Maiden tape.

I'm not @x86x2, but if he encountered such a scene, would it be enough to cause him to link it to Barney?
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Obviously the Goodwill employees were Barneyfags who specifically planted those two VHS tapes as a part of a conspiracy to ruin more things for him.
 
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HexBawxUno said:
I was out at Goodwill today, and saw something that made me think of this thread: A VHS bin, and then a Barney tape was on top of an Iron Maiden tape.

I'm not @x86x2, but if he encountered such a scene, would it be enough to cause him to link it to Barney?
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Oh of course, he'll think the band members (or Eddie, their skeleton mascot) are fans and made the employees do it.
 
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Conrix said:
He may be intelligent enough to know that it's just a coincidence caused by store arrangement, but he might shitpost about Iron Maiden being linked to Barney to be an autistic attention whore before running off to the bathroom to get off to Barney's purple dino nuggies.
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Yeah, that was obviously just a coincidence, given store management I don't think it was voluntary.
 
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