Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I don't know why but this one is making more sense to me than his other games except it's a smorgasbord of game mechanics
i mean, while the description of mechanics is a complete mess, and the premise is pretty scattered too, it did give me this idea:

from Lucas' idea, i present this unnamed game idea:
1. players are urban farmers in a dystopian wasteland where the promise of post-scarcity abundance has failed. you start out selling small salads in scavenged coffee mugs and work to grow your urban farm (on rooftops, hydroponics in apartments, potatoes in a salvaged bathtub, et c) and provide better ingredients to sell at the market for profit or to particular clients for money and favor.
2. because Big Food and the many little divisions control medicine, luxury produce like real beef or real fish, and the cultural impact of homogenized, commodified food, you have to make sure your farm is kept on a low profile to evade fines, prosecution or extortion.
3. you also have options like trying to break into growing traditional herbal medicines, or drugs or something for quick cash while increasing the risk of getting caught. and of course you have to pay for your fixed costs of clean water, electricity, good soil, maybe import seeds or designer foods modified for particular diets or to feed to gene-modified pet animals. selling home-grown designer drugs to techno-pimps so they heighten arousal and pleasure vs selling to the local gangers who want to muscle in on foreign cartel drugs by buying cheaper domestically and distributing powder to keep the wageslaves in line.
4. hivers working on a factory line or in offices have different food demands and satisfying them efficiently and profiting is the key. managing the delivery and work schedules, making sure that you can bribe a guard to deliver pizza to a secure area, or have cops look the other way in return for a genuine can of real spicy salsa for their lunchtime burrito. sometimes a hacker that you can mainline his blend of dorito paste and mountain dew will help you out and boost your online store presence over rivals.
5. work your way up through the food chain and make sure your couriers that deliver the foodstuffs are good enough to evade assassination and have enough pull or wit to keep either above the law or pay the bribes needed.
6. maybe an alternate strategy to win is getting enough market share with groceries or restaurants, the drug market, or designer foods. it's all about the credits you have in the bank at the end. then you can try to buy a real farm outside the walls of the megacity.

there are three decks to draw from (you by from two of them). you start with some cards from each deck and a loan from the local cybermafia. you bid with the loan to get gear and property, and you start with your own little apartment and a little windowsill garden. deck 1 is the event/season deck where shit is happening in the megacity that may affect you, the market, the farm, or among your customers. nanobot swarms, high fuel prices, power failures, smog day, rainy season, et c. deck 2 is a recipe/ingredient deck where you have the option of buying the recipe or ingredients for a fixed cost instead of growing it yourself. your "hand" is your warehouse and you only have so much room before you gotta sell or discard, but sometimes buying up something to keep it out of a rival farmer is a strategy in itself. deck 3 is the restaurant/courier deck that deals with events during the delivery or sale of food including being caught smuggling and having to pay a fine, upgraded hacks for your courier to keep on the downlow from random food/drug scans in a location, hiring a new courier and firing the old one (you can only have one courier and one staff at a time), restaurant needs to bribe an inspector or sell drugs on the side because it's been tainted and dead customers is bad for business, et c.

the problem with Lucas is that he never actually play tests or thinks through the mechanics of how and why, or have simple winning conditions or goals, which boardgames generally need. if they are too long or annoying to play, even the most well thought out game will be very niche or not be successful at all.
 
Get a load of the Wern's intricate new game with a combination of every possible builder strategy concept and a D20 dice. I got to hand it to the Wern I used to think it was all a front for puss puss. His games are always about his other favourite thing food.

edit: I like the random German words Zu Den Radern in there

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"The size of the triangles are only there to confuse the mind" bruh did you not read anything you just wrote my mind is already confused
 
Wouldn't be shocked to this posted on r/niceguys. A complete and utter lack of self-awareness and understanding of basic sarcasm.

thats exactly what he wants. he was so happy when reddit gave him an extra 20 followers, im sure he’s catering to that now.
 
Youtube deleted this one.

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The comment you have there, did it come via his original channel with the videos?

The one currently on your channel is from the Lucas Werner with no videos.
So did he try with 1 acct and didn't go through so he used the other one?

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That account with no videos is obviously not Wern, "It's so in the cards for me," is too on the nose
Well something is fishy. The Freak via his original channel has @klickitat and several other people blocked from seeing/replying to his comments. Now in the Lucas channel with no videos klickitat is not blocked that's why klick can reply directly.

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The Freak posted this about 1 hr ago. It's via the Lucas Werner original channel. He says "That's you, Klickitat" but he's got Klickitat blocked from seeing the comment.

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that's not even what the point of the quote is. while the origination is unknown, it's been around since at least the 1980's and refers to making sure that the criticism is coming from a place of value - as in someone who would be in a place to actually render critical analysis and provide feedback for improvement. criticism on art from someone that appreciates art is largely useless other than their individual opinion on it (if you happen to value that opinion), but criticism from an art teacher, successful sculptor, a renowned musician, or popular writer is more valuable criticism because you know it comes from a place of value. it's a caution against giving all criticism the same weight while also keeping your own ego in check because having to step back and evaluate and accept advice for improvement is necessary to grow.

of course Lucas would only look at the most shallow interpretation as an excuse to continue being a colossal failure. his "self confidence" has made him a screaming lunatic that bounces from the streets to mental hospitals, halfway houses, soup kitchens, or jail and back again complete with a complete inability to self manage or self care, or provide for himself in any capacity.

taking his own advice and ignoring others has made Lucas alone, shunned, impoverished, and broken. Klickitat isn't in a position to render advice on continuing that existence - only on possibly getting out of it.
 
Well something is fishy. The Freak via his original channel has @klickitat and several other people blocked from seeing/replying to his comments. Now in the Lucas channel with no videos klickitat is not blocked that's why klick can reply directly.

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The Freak posted this about 1 hr ago. It's via the Lucas Werner original channel. He says "That's you, Klickitat" but he's got Klickitat blocked from seeing the comment.

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this really doesn’t seem all that fishy to me. He would block on the John Smith profile but not his regular FB. He also has a long history of forgetting his passwords and so I can see him creating a second or third YouTube. I also think that as much as he blocks, he needs to argue. So I’m not wholly convinced it’s not him.

I feel like a fake Lucas would say crazier shit.

what’s the timestamps for the YT deleted comment and when other account posted it vs when it was posted in here? That might help clarify one way or another.
 
Holy shit. Lucas can't even understand the sarcasm behind the name of the niceguys subreddit or how they're called niceguys to piss them off sarcastically because they are assholes. Fucking hell a little kid would get the point of that one. If anything his inability to understand such things implies he's on the spectrum and may be one of the things that made his doctor suggest an autism test that he admitted to some years back.

Lucas is showing, yet again, how utterly stupid he truly is. and the best part is its clearly a reference to him having watched walter fates nice guys of reddit videos


and of course, lucas entirely misses the fact that he is very much a niceguy. Just not in the way he thinks
Yet again Lucas manages to be so utterly self-unaware that it almost looks performative. The fact that such unawareness is part of the whole 'nice guy' phenomenon is just another layer on the irony cake.

It's too bad the subreddit in question doesn't accept videos
 
that's not even what the point of the quote is. while the origination is unknown, it's been around since at least the 1980's and refers to making sure that the criticism is coming from a place of value - as in someone who would be in a place to actually render critical analysis and provide feedback for improvement. criticism on art from someone that appreciates art is largely useless other than their individual opinion on it (if you happen to value that opinion), but criticism from an art teacher, successful sculptor, a renowned musician, or popular writer is more valuable criticism because you know it comes from a place of value. it's a caution against giving all criticism the same weight while also keeping your own ego in check because having to step back and evaluate and accept advice for improvement is necessary to grow.

of course Lucas would only look at the most shallow interpretation as an excuse to continue being a colossal failure. his "self confidence" has made him a screaming lunatic that bounces from the streets to mental hospitals, halfway houses, soup kitchens, or jail and back again complete with a complete inability to self manage or self care, or provide for himself in any capacity.

taking his own advice and ignoring others has made Lucas alone, shunned, impoverished, and broken. Klickitat isn't in a position to render advice on continuing that existence - only on possibly getting out of it.

I have said it before and it is worth repeating. As Null has said on this site "true Lolcows reject advice". That is very very true. With Lucas this is entirely true. Lucas is plenty good and is doing the right things in life. He lost 200 lbs and gave thousands of dollars from his EBT card to the homeless. It is just that the Christians, the flat bill bros, and agephobic bigots are preventing him from going further in life and they are wrong for doing that.
 
this really doesn’t seem all that fishy to me. He would block on the John Smith profile but not his regular FB. He also has a long history of forgetting his passwords and so I can see him creating a second or third YouTube. I also think that as much as he blocks, he needs to argue. So I’m not wholly convinced it’s not him.

I feel like a fake Lucas would say crazier shit.

what’s the timestamps for the YT deleted comment and when other account posted it vs when it was posted in here? That might help clarify one way or another.
Yea, the Freak could have set up the 2nd Lucas Werner channel as a backup. As @klickitat noted prior even though he's blocked several people he'd get to wanting to see/read what they are commenting about him. He'd use the 2nd channel to read the comments of those he has blocked, likely forgets what channel he's using, posts comments everyone can see/reply to.

The way I see it, the Freak has found a way to "control the narrative" on klickitat's channel. While he has the freedom to come into klicks channel, comment as he likes, he "controls" who can see/replies to his comments including the owner klickitat.
 
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The reason why socialism/communism is so appealing to Lucas (and to many naïve people today) is that its all about avoiding personal responsibility. Were all in this together, and the government will take care of all my problems and I'll get everything Ive always wanted. Its just mean rich people's fault that I dont have what I want right now. Lucas is the dumbest version of this whole sentiment but its really gone so much more mainstream then I ever thought possible.
 
The reason why socialism/communism is so appealing to Lucas (and to many naïve people today) is that its all about avoiding personal responsibility. Were all in this together, and the government will take care of all my problems and I'll get everything Ive always wanted. Its just mean rich people's fault that I dont have what I want right now. Lucas is the dumbest version of this whole sentiment but its really gone so much more mainstream then I ever thought possible.
He forgets that the communists would MAKE him work, or he would be shot. And commies don't like pedos either.
 
The reason why socialism/communism is so appealing to Lucas (and to many naïve people today) is that its all about avoiding personal responsibility. Were all in this together, and the government will take care of all my problems and I'll get everything Ive always wanted. Its just mean rich people's fault that I dont have what I want right now. Lucas is the dumbest version of this whole sentiment but its really gone so much more mainstream then I ever thought possible.
It is always funny when this is pointed out how Lucas is the pure distilled lazy arm chair communist wearing rose coloured glasses just casually laying back and saying overthrow the government, do revolution or something and everything will be wonderful for me. When you read about any actual Communist revolution or the French Revolution for that matter with the Jacobins and Robespierre it is a brutal process of rebuilding everything in society from scratch with no road map and then having to fight off all the internal and external enemies of your revolution at the same time. For Lenin this was War Communism and as Stalin infamously said "You got to break a few eggs to make an omelette" and my favourite Mao quote for Lucas, "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer we use to crush the enemy."

I mean personally the recent Pandora Paper leaks really ruffled my feathers, Lucas or dirtbag leftists in general would be right to point out that too many wealthy people are avoiding their taxes with offshore tax havens and its effectively ordinary working people paying more in taxes than the mega wealthy but that still doesn't mean you have no control or personal accountability to better yourself, external factors might play a role in your life sucking but not everything is someone else's fault. The funny thing is Lucas would still be a stinky hobo and some people would still find reason to be resentful or envious no matter how much wealth is redistributed.
 
The reason why socialism/communism is so appealing to Lucas (and to many naïve people today) is that its all about avoiding personal responsibility. Were all in this together, and the government will take care of all my problems and I'll get everything Ive always wanted. Its just mean rich people's fault that I dont have what I want right now. Lucas is the dumbest version of this whole sentiment but its really gone so much more mainstream then I ever thought possible.

Lucas also thinks that it’s a way to connect to and manipulate Gen Z. Unfortunately, the younger Gen Z are not particularly socialist compared to the ones born in the 90s. That’s one hilarious thing is that Lucas does not comprehend that a group of people spanning 15 years might not all have the same values. For example, Gen Z ages 18-22 are found to be more financially responsible than older Gen Z and tend to focus on stable employment, income, and investment. Oops. That’s not Lucas.

Also, Gen Z currently favors Capitalism slightly more than Socialism.

Wonder if Lucas will start focusing on his board game wealth plan once he realizes this.
 

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Lucas also thinks that it’s a way to connect to and manipulate Gen Z. Unfortunately, the younger Gen Z are not particularly socialist compared to the ones born in the 90s. That’s one hilarious thing is that Lucas does not comprehend that a group of people spanning 15 years might not all have the same values. For example, Gen Z ages 18-22 are found to be more financially responsible than older Gen Z and tend to focus on stable employment, income, and investment. Oops. That’s not Lucas.

Also, Gen Z currently favors Capitalism slightly more than Socialism.

Wonder if Lucas will start focusing on his board game wealth plan once he realizes this.
Also Lucas's attempts to woo teenagers with drugs and alcohol won't work as well as they did in the old days from what I understand Gen Z are far less interested in drinking and doing drugs as millennials like myself.

@Cheesegirl78 Its funny you mentioned that my mind was kind of blown yesterday hearing about luxury stores and medical services that only existed for the party nomenklatura during the Brezhnev era, so much for redistributing the wealth.
 
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