Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[King Daddy Telomerase]

ETA:
The way he talked about his older brother-- he's 42, works 40 hrs a week and still only has a 1 bedroom apartment.
The Freak is going to be 42 next month and what does he have. He's useless and has semi-private room in a nursing home.

Lucas talked this way when he briefly had his own apartment, in the classic New Apartment video. Like it's shameful to only have a 1 bedroom apartment when you're a single guy. Wish you had that now, don't you Fatty?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I was kind of hoping to see Lucas do a let’s play of sorts with the others at the nursing home. I looked at the price for this board game he bought, over $50 USD he blew. I imagine it’s just sitting under a pile of dirty clothes in his closet.

 

[Rogowski]

Some of you may be familiar with fellow autist Baron Tremayne Caple, who also has his own thread on KF. He is a black delusional wannabe rapper, furry who is currently taking video game development classes to be a video game designer. You’ll have to keep in mind when seeing anything about Baron online he is relatively self aware of how autistic he is and he uses it to his advantage in his shitposts. About six months ago he made a diss track about Lucas Werner:

I guess today he finally found the video on YouTube:

 

[Zaz]

Some of you may be familiar with fellow autist Baron Tremayne Caple, who also has his own thread on KF. He is a black delusional wannabe rapper, furry who is currently taking video game development classes to be a video game designer. You’ll have to keep in mind when seeing anything about Baron online he is relatively self aware of how autistic he is and he uses it to his advantage in his shitposts. About six months ago he made a diss track about Lucas Werner:

I guess today he finally found the video on YouTube:
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It really never ceases to amaze me to this pedo faggot bragging about how his parents are about to die. What a piece of dog shit. I hope they all outlive him. Surely they are aware of his openly looking forward to their deaths. And that "I have a great relationship with my parents" line... Who does he think he's talking to? Anyone who Googles his name will see he's full of shit so why bother lying?

 

[Todd Weiss]

Being that it is your channel, he's got you having to log into another account (jump through a hoop) to see his comments/reply, when at his pleasure he can just go into your channel and do as he wishes. The Freak has you where you can't even pin his comments.

ETA:
The OutCastOwls streamed a corndog and beer challenge. The Freak was in the chat looking for a girlfriend. He made this comment:

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Fucking rent free, I love it.

 

[Wernology]

Going over @klickitat video at approx the 1:58 mark the Freak says:

His parent's age didn't sound right to me so I checked. The Freak's older brother was born when King Roy was 24. The older brother is 4 yrs older than Lucas so King Roy was 28 when Lucas was born. King Roy is about 70 yrs old now. Some pt in the past Lucas brought up his mother's age and if I am remembering right she would be in her late 60's now.
Why would the Freak be making his parents out to be older than they are? Is he trying to make it like -- they're 80 and wont't make it 10 more years. Does it have something to with how much older Lucas looks for his age.

ETA:
The way he talked about his older brother-- he's 42, works 40 hrs a week and still only has a 1 bedroom apartment.
The Freak is going to be 42 next month and what does he have. He's useless and has semi-private room in a nursing home.

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ETA2:
The Freak knowing klickitat can't right off see the comment , posted in the Needing a Diaper change video:

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Oh, but I can. Youtube has the fuckiest block system, I still get notifications that I can see that he's commented. They show up in the studio app, the actual app, web notifications, and my email inbox.

Unless, of course, he forgot to log out of his secondary account again.

Either way, I pretty much can see his comments as he posts them, but it's so pitiful that he thinks he did something and scored a big win that it's almost tempting to pretend I'm devastated or some shit.

Edit: As far as I can tell blocking someone on Youtube means you don't see their messages in live chats and can't respond directly to a top level comment they make, because I can still see his comments (just checked, they're from his main channel account), can still rate them, but if they're not a reply to someone else, there's just not a reply button and no option to pin.

If he replies to someone else, I can reply to it.

If he's under the impression I can't see the comments he leaves unless someone tells me (or I switch accounts, I guess), I'd say I hate to burst his bubble but, really, I enjoy bursting his little bubbles. He can't even get the smallest of wins in life.

It's your channel but if it was me, finding out he blocked me and other people I would have blocked the mangy Pedo. Let the Freak read the comments and rage he can't jump in and use it as he wants and block.

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That's honestly tempting, just for the video I know he'd make calling me a "bitch" for somehow being unable to take the heat.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

So Baron makes a video about how Lucas posts comments on his video and calls him a “hateful ass cracker” and a “baked potato” that needs to lose weight

 

[mothman96]

That's honestly tempting, just for the video I know he'd make calling me a "bitch" for somehow being unable to take the heat.

The Freak would foam at the mouth he could no longer use your channel as his soap box from where can throw pot shots at you and spew his insanity. Heck, I'd put out a notice that since he said "life is better with klicklitat blocked" you are just helping him have a better life by blocking him.

 

[Wernology]

The Freak would foam at the mouth he could no longer use your channel as his soap box from where can throw pot shots at you and spew his insanity. Heck, I'd put out a notice that since he said "life is better with klicklitat blocked" you are just helping him have a better life by blocking him.

Time to have some fun, then.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Krathnami]

Being that it is your channel, he's got you having to log into another account (jump through a hoop) to see his comments/reply, when at his pleasure he can just go into your channel and do as he wishes. The Freak has you where you can't even pin his comments.

ETA:
The OutCastOwls streamed a corndog and beer challenge. The Freak was in the chat looking for a girlfriend. He made this comment:

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He posted this comment unironically

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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He admits he gives other hobos his dirty shirts...wow

 

[Wernology]

The Freak would foam at the mouth he could no longer use your channel as his soap box from where can throw pot shots at you and spew his insanity. Heck, I'd put out a notice that since he said "life is better with klicklitat blocked" you are just helping him have a better life by blocking him.

We'll see how long it takes before he bitches about not being able to comment publicly.

Damn, he's aged another decade in a week.

 

[WonderWino]

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'I'm not greedy cause I would give other hobos the tshirts I wore for months at a time cause I couldn't wash them'

The fact he thinks this is something positive and worth bragging about says alot about how stupid he truly is

Imagine being a hobo thats so desperate for clothes that you wear something lucas left on for months that reeked

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Oh look he got food to show off. Wonder why he doesn’t show off his meals at Mallon Place the zoomers should be lining up at the nursing home to date him but they are greedy with their cars and multiple girlfriends. His benevolence will share his worn out shirt with you and take you to sushi if you are hot and healthy and poses good organs.

 

[Wernology]

Mobile doesn't like the video insert, but oh well. It was a fun 23 seconds.

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[Club Sandwich]

his dirty shirts

...his dirty MRSA shirts you mean.

take you to sushi

i'm not going to expect any critical thinking, self reflection or general competence from Lucas, but trying to attract someone based on expensive imported food yet "hating greed" is an amazing irony along the lines of a firetruck that burst into flame. i'm sure he has a rationalized response to "hating greed" yet expecting to receive extensive property and money from the death of family members or "hating greed" and not volunteering for socialist/charitable activist projects like Habitat for Humanity where you can just be a ditch digger or general laborer. and that response is either calling you a bigot or a capitalist for expecting him to provide for himself (ie working, the activity the working class - ostensibly the bulk of socialist and communist movements - perform).

maybe that's why he's bloating - all the hypocrisy is being stored as fat in his bourgeois lifestyle of living off the backs of the working class's tax benefits intended for the infirm, the impoverished, or the desperate. Lucas is all three, and it's the largess of modern capitalism that has certain social safety nets and abundance of wealth generation that allow him to exist.

he is blind to this entirely and is too incompetent to realize how blind he is.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Mobile doesn't like the video insert, but oh well. It was a fun 23 seconds.

Making The Wern's Life Better.

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It is really going to screw with his mind now, you will still be mirroring his content and he cannot comment on it, hopefully this inspires another one of his God-tier screaming into the wind freakout videos.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

'I'm not greedy cause I would give other hobos the tshirts I wore for months at a time cause I couldn't wash them'

The fact he thinks this is something positive and worth bragging about says alot about how stupid he truly is

Imagine being a hobo thats so desperate for clothes that you wear something lucas left on for months that reeked

That's so gross. He claims he couldn't really wash them. He had money, why didn't he own more than one shirt/pair of pants at a time that he could carry around in cheap backpack? why the hell didn't he go to the laundromat once in a while? Oh yeah, that's right. He's Lucas and couldn't figure out the most basic shit. I don't even want to think about how long he was wearing the same underwear and socks for.

He can't take care of himself and that wouldn't change if he had his own place. He has no redeeming qualities and thinks a girlfriend is going to want him? Yeah, because that's what every woman wants, to have to take care of a grown ass man who can't/won't take care of himself.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Because you women deserve a spankin'...