DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

This stuff should have its own thread. For people who just want to check the state of stream. I'm sure there's many people who just want to see with how much money the stream ended, look at his begging and move on.

There should be another live stream chat thread, because people use the general thread like it's a chat. Telling people to use the chat isn't going to work.

Not all of us are burgerclaps with the spare time to spend all day watching Dave and talking in a chat box, it helps to be able to actually come to a thread to find out what's been happening. And what on earth should the general DSP thread be about other than what DSP is generally up to at the moment?

Just look for the nearest highlighted comment and use the buttons on the top right of the comment to move to the previous or next highlighted comment.
If you want to see how much money the fat git made simply go to YouTube, open any restream and look for slides at the end.
For any "What the fuck" moments in text form follow Poem Josh's Twitter, but if you want them in video form subscribe to An1337.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Haven’t been on the gout side for a while but Jesus fuck what happened m8

 

[NotValKilmer]

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He wishes his teeth were that good

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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[DZoomer]

Threatening to drop a game because he “only got twenty dollars” is really something right after he got on his podium calling out others for being greedy.
Or right after he was talking about “not doing this for money like those other shill streamers” on Ask the King.
Seriously that was the most contempt he showed to his viewers in a long time. Dude was fucking hammered.

The only thing more pathetic than Phil acting like a manbaby are the people who see a grown man acting like that and decide "Sure, I'll send him some dollars".

The findom theory becomes more and more reasonable the more I follow Phil's antics. No normal person would reward this sort of behavior from a streamer.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Reminder that he was once on the leaderboard for "Most Generous Community".

 

[Coke Zero]

Imagine you're a true honest and naive dsp fan who doesn't know or follow anything about him except his streams/videos. What do you think when you compare his behavior last night, when he was loud and obnoxious the entire time yelling and fake laughing so much, with how he usually is- mostly quiet and mellow for the most part, just reading text in the game and repeating whats happening in the game?

His behavior is like two completely different people. We all know its because of the alcohol but if you believe phil and only phil, how do you explain this random behavior?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Imagine you're a true honest and naive dsp fan who doesn't know or follow anything about him except his streams/videos. What do you think when you compare his behavior last night, when he was loud and obnoxious the entire time yelling and fake laughing so much, with how he usually is- mostly quiet and mellow for the most part, just reading text in the game and repeating whats happening in the game?

His behavior is like two completely different people. We all know its because of the alcohol but if you believe phil and only phil, how do you explain this random behavior?

They’re autistic tards so they can’t read a person any deeper than what they’re actively displaying, especially when it’s played up so much, so they probably think he was being super fun and exciting

 

[AbsoluteVirtue]

They’re autistic tards so they can’t read a person any deeper than what they’re actively displaying, especially when it’s played up so much, so they probably think he was being super fun and exciting

Phil is under a lot of stress. I need to tip him! He's such a good guy! Hey, Phil you can come over and fuck my sister if you want.

 

[UsedUp]

The other day I came across some head shaking reasons of what a paypig/whale will say while handing over hundreds of dollars to a streamer that is a millionaire or DSP rich. For example "hey man it's my birthday today but here's $100 to help you out!" "Just bought a new house heres $50, get yourself something nice" "Yoooo just got myself a new car heres $1000, keep up the hard work, bro!" While they all work minimum wage jobs.

 

[PyroAlert]

It’s funny and very sad that after Phil berates his viewers for only having $10 in tips after an hour, several wheelchairs bum rush and trip over each other to give Phil money.

Phil snorts loudly and proudly as he thinks about how many pulls he is gonna get tonight but he then grimaces knowing his wife is going to consume two full meals at Shari’s.

 

[Coke Zero]

The other day I came across some head shaking reasons of what a paypig/whale will say while handing over hundreds of dollars to a streamer that is a millionaire or DSP rich. For example "hey man it's my birthday today but here's $100 to help you out!" "Just bought a new house heres $50, get yourself something nice" "Yoooo just got myself a new car heres $1000, keep up the hard work, bro!" While they all work minimum wage jobs.

Yeah you know its like a lot of people here have already mentioned, how all this money being given to streamers highlights some real problems in our society today- all those examples you mentioned should be life events that these people are spending with their friends and family in real life, but instead they're celebrating by giving money to some stranger on the internet. Just lonely and depressed people paying money for some temporary companionship/attention.

 

[TankMelee]

His behavior is like two completely different people. We all know its because of the alcohol but if you believe phil and only phil, how do you explain this random behavior?

While I enjoy the confirmation that he does drink heavily, I'm hesitant to blame the Battlefield clown mode on alcohol. He's always overreacted on the first stream of a game, and also does a lot in multiplayer shooters; this Battlefield game is both. I remember how every week in COD he'd overreact and detractors would say "Wow, he must have gotten some big behind-the-scenes tips tonight!" but he ends very dejected. Unless he managed his tells better than I expected, I read him as actually feeling anxious for tips rather than mentioning the low tips out of necessity.

The money buff to his mood is definitely real, but I believe he actually has some sort of fun in multiplayer shooters that causes him to react more. Maybe he's drunk - it's definitely possible - but it's not like he has a lot more reason to drink than normal, unless Kat actually is leaving or something. The leaks? He's denied and deflected drama for years. His slow decline into irrelevance has also lasted years.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is Jasper even alive?

*announcer voice* For $2000 you can find out on the next episode of Salty D-S-P

While I enjoy the confirmation that he does drink heavily, I'm hesitant to blame the Battlefield clown mode on alcohol.

Agreed. It only shows up when he knows he has cash coming in.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

While I enjoy the confirmation that he does drink heavily, I'm hesitant to blame the Battlefield clown mode on alcohol. He's always overreacted on the first stream of a game, and also does a lot in multiplayer shooters; this Battlefield game is both. I remember how every week in COD he'd overreact and detractors would say "Wow, he must have gotten some big behind-the-scenes tips tonight!" but he ends very dejected. Unless he managed his tells better than I expected, I read him as actually feeling anxious for tips rather than mentioning the low tips out of necessity.

The money buff to his mood is definitely real, but I believe he actually has some sort of fun in multiplayer shooters that causes him to react more. Maybe he's drunk - it's definitely possible - but it's not like he has a lot more reason to drink than normal, unless Kat actually is leaving or something. The leaks? He's denied and deflected drama for years.

Adding onto this. The man has sold his lifeforce for money. The clownmode act I saw was a mix of preplanned tips and the Baileys in his cup.

He was seeing that his normal clown mode self wasn't pullin in donations from the non whale(s) and started to get pissy as fuck. I'm starting to think those "30 minutes left on the stream guys" is either meant for these whales to come in and tip him because he relies on the money buff so much and needs a reason to keep getting his ass blasted on Battlefield, or he really doesn't respect the other normal viewers who just aren't coughing up their pocket change. Maybe it's both.

This man is legit only being crowdfunded heavily by 3-5 people at most and I'm not even mad anymore. It's hard to especially with knowing how much twitch was giving him, and what he was spending it all on. Expect a lot more "long time viewers first time donator greetings from germany" from names you have never heard of from now on.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Wasn't that part of his behind the scenes setup?

Is Jasper even alive? We know Phil does not buy cat food himself and Kat takes care of him.

I'm sure he is, even phil isn't oblivious enough to not know death of cat = $$$$$PITTY$$$$$...or he might be. I would argue he's not but truth of the matter if I'm being honest, nothing would surprise me.

I would say that Khet keeps Jasper with her and Jasper probably hangs around her, cats tend to find one person and latch on to them. Mostly the person who pays the most attention to them and takes care of them like giving them food.

NOW I'll be hanest, i would argue now, ok? Alright! So I would argue that the off camera jasper antics are either gin delusions or faking it for content like clown mode and push ups.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

It would be hilarious if Kat was sucking dick for drugs to bring home to her piece of shit husband

Let's hope she can suck dick better than her sister

 

[UaineRunei]

'I would argue' in text form now.

Edit: Chicken man, just give up. Did you forget who you're talking to??

Edit2: Comparing business with food AGAIN.

Edit3: Stopped typing after this comment lmao

 

[actually]

'I would argue' in text form now.

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So 5 years ago, roughly when Phil came crawling back, Twitch was a great place to be.

But once Phil went there, it started to get worse.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

tbf it is kinda eerie how Phil has this uncanny ability of getting kicked out of... sorry I meant leaving a company days before they have a rep destroying controversy