Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Alcalino9000]

You know friends when I read quotes from the bible and Jesus Christ, next to fictional characters, I reconsider that the crazy person here is me for having to read this.

By the way, I maintain my previous proposal, it must be Eutanized before it does something worse.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

You know friends when I read quotes from the bible and Jesus Christ, next to fictional characters…

The Biblical Jesus is in proper company there if you know what I’m saying.

*le tips fedora*

 

[Alcalino9000]

The Biblical Jesus is in proper company there if you know what I’m saying.

*le tips fedora*

you're right, but in church they don't teach pokemon or anime for some reason.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.

To be fair, Biden is just as mentally ill/Senile as Chris is, so it would be worth a shot

 

[Male]

What Chris actually believes will happen if someone steals from his house:

 

[Alcalino9000]

To be fair, Biden is just as mentally ill/Senile as Chris is, so it would be worth a shot

As soon as you read Chris's story, he will blame the opponents.


Also, I've come to paste this, I don't know if they already uploaded it, but it's fun to read this in the handwriting of chris xD

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

As soon as you read Chris's story, you will blame the opponents.


Also, I've come to paste this, I don't know if they already uploaded it, but it's fun to read this in the handwriting of chris xD

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Even up till now Chris still immediately jumps to "write to the President to intervene" whenever he has to fight authority. His parents wanted to do that against PVCC, and he tried doing that with Obama against the trolls. He'll never learn how the government works. Not that he wants to.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Who the fuck is sending money to this lunatic's commissary account?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

So when Chris reads the Bible, is it like when he reads Goosebumps and has to imagine Sonic characters in the roles?

 

[Gregory House M.D]

Yeah I don't think so. Klinefelterboys don't really produce much sperm if they do at all. This guy can filled up bottles with the stuff for various humantiarian purposes and more importantly for protein supplementation with his meals.

This is true, Chris did recycle his navy quite often.

I fail to see just "regular autism" as the culprit though.

 

[Bulborb]

Who the fuck is sending money to this lunatic's commissary account?

Weens who think its funny?

 

[LegoChris]

I don't get it, he's pretending to be someone else yet his name is Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

Maybe the 2020 year old Jewish Hippie and a 21st century sex offender fuse into one.

Why would Bernie fuse with Biden?

 

[Sarah Connor]

Everybody who says that Chris’ “Twin Flame” is a fellow inmate is autistic. Clearly it’s Barb

 

[I can't imagine]

This is true, Chris did recycle his navy quite often.

I fail to see just "regular autism" as the culprit though.

I think most everyone here is comfortable saying that something besides autism is wrong with him, though exactly what that something is has been hotly debated.

 

[Rapechu]

Taking all bets. Who is the twin flame?

1. Big bubba prison daddy
2. A fellow tranny
3. A cartoon character he imagines is protecting him

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ok this thread is moving way too fast after 24 hoirs so im just gonna say it, my god he's really lost it hasn't he?

Why is Chris's lawyer allowing him to incriminate himself? I mean, I'm all for Chris taking a plea of insanity and being institutionalized for the rest of his days but is that really the only avenue they are going to allow themselves to pursue?

My guess is heilburg has something prepared in case these letters get brought up mainly the "it was his autism, he didn't understand the Miranda right to remain silent/took the right to remain silent literally to mean mean anything he verbally says.

Late me if it's in this thread but what kind of stupid shit could chris buy at the local prison commissary? I've heard of prisons having nicer amenities, any chance he can save up for a video game console if enough losers donate to him?

Commisary in jail mostly consists of shaving dental and hygiene care and some snacks unlike prison where one can earn tvs, consoles, books, really anything so long as it can't connect to the internet or had the capabilty to do so removed (though that may change soon their are activists lobbying to give inmates the right to use the internet in prison). Since there's no work detail in local jail someone must be sending him omney maybe weens maybe even barb but i doubt it.

temporary Soul partner, a Holy Flame type"

Have you all forgotten the Blaziken Chris took in as a headmate into his polyamous marriage? stop saying he became somebody's prison bitch. That kinda thing simply does NOT happen in regional local lockup. Chris is simply going around telling everyone not to mess with him because he's got a fire type Pokémon protecting him...not that it'll save him from beatings in real prison.



so really in short wow there's just...so much to unpack with this and i really do hope The letters keep coming. They're all we have to stay up on chris while he's locked up. Though i was hoping for more whining how the gaurds are all mean to him and wont stop telling him when to go to bed brush his teeth, basically treat him like the big baby hes always seen himself as.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Who the fuck is sending money to this lunatic's commissary account?

Who the fuck was spending money on this lunatic's shitty artwork, roleplaying with him until he believed he was a goddess, and making videos about him even after he's been arrested and hasn't put out content besides the letters?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

As soon as you read Chris's story, he will blame the opponents.


Also, I've come to paste this, I don't know if they already uploaded it, but it's fun to read this in the handwriting of chris xD

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It's pretty funny that Chris claims to be Jesus, and would have the divine powers to leave jail, yet in the next sentence, he pleads for psychical help.

 

[Rapechu]

Have you all forgotten the Blaziken Chris took in as a headmate into his polyamous marriage? stop saying he became somebody's prison bitch. That kinda thing simply does NOT happen in regional local lockup. Chris is simply going around telling everyone not to mess with him because he's got a fire type Pokémon protecting him...not that it'll save him from beatings in real prison.

I recall that at some nerdcon someone took a video of Chris slow-dancing with Magi-Chan (obviously just dancing by himself like a complete schizo). I would fully believe he actually is hallucinating at this point.

Who the fuck was spending money on this lunatic's shitty artwork, roleplaying with him until he believed he was a goddess, and making videos about him even after he's been arrested and hasn't put out content besides the letters?

Lmao some art snob even wrote a book calling Chris an outsider artist and comparing him to Andy Warhol. I never read the book but judging by the small blurb, the thesis is something along the lines that "Chris' art is reflective of pop culture". And I believe it. Pop culture really is on Chris' level.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I think most everyone here is comfortable saying that something besides autism is wrong with him, though exactly what that something is has been hotly debated.

i think its been narrowed down to
>Parents
>Lack of Social Skills
>Misandrism from both his parents teaching and the lack of social skills which isolated him from making actual friends, since i mean mentally handicapped or not there are guys out there willing to be friends.
>Pickles.