Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Rapechu]

Nah, he's been doing this shit for a while where he basically claims to being puppeted by some other entity. Originally he claimed to be Sonichu himself (shades of the Mary Lee Walsh meeting) who was speaking 'through mama'. Its just part of his continuing escapist desires to actually be more than some fat crossdressing lardo with no friends.

He started doing that some time after Bob died I think.

One thing I noticed, his imaginary world is is method of coping with death and loss in general. Chris inserted a dead loved one into his comics when his dog died way back like 15 years ago, and he did this with Bob too, He inserts also friends he lost touch with like Sarah Hammer who was emotionally important to him. Sailor Megtune and others are all obvious stand-ins for real life people and he resolves his emotional conflicts through his comics and fantasies. I think back 15 years ago Chris understood it was just a fantasy but now he is so broken that I think he genuinely wants it to be real so much that he has convinced himself so.

Disassociative disorders are usually linked to trauma, that it is someone's way of mentally escaping a situation. I remember that there are videos where Chris is crying and trolls are mocking him and he shouts out "My aunt just died for Christ's sake!". Trolls probably gave him just as much harassment after Bob, though I wasn't really following him much at that time, so I can't say so for sure.

Death can be a big thing for anyone, but especially for people who aren't that put-together to begin with. Like for example, I know a 60 year old woman with a bad case of arrested development who acts and dresses like she is 16, because that's the age her mom died. Another woman I know hasn't had a job in some 30 years because her husband died. Normal people can move on but some people can't. Bob's death is possibly what did it for Chis and made him completely retreat from reality.

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[SuckDuck4Quack]

Damn, I knew through all these years he’d end up really fucked up, but this? Damn. He needs to go to the looney bin.

 

[A Grey Cat]

While I admire the , that does NOT sound like a Blaziken. That reads like a straight-up prison bitch situation. If it was just a Blaziken and not a real person, then Chris would have likely shoved that Blaziken in with all his other imaginary friends (Iron Man, Homer Simpson, Tsukino Usagi, etc). The fact that Chris saw fit to single out and focus on this Temporary Soul Partner seems to suggest that he is a real, physical being, unlike all the other eldritch creatures floating around in Chris' head.

It's possible that Chris has somehow convinced himself that his cellmate is a physical manifestation of a Blaziken (either in spirit, or because something something Dimension Merge), and it may even be the case that Temporary Soul Partner isn't actually fucking Chris - maybe he's just shaking Chris down for commissary money? Or trying to be friendly, and Chris (autistic as always) assumes that somebody being friendly means the two of them are now romantically involved?

There's no concrete evidence either way yet, so we'll have to wait and see. But this letter certainly doesn't bode well for Jesus Christine.

but like i said chris isn't in san Quentin or sing sing he's in bumfuck backwoods Virginia lockup with drunks, wife beaters, junkies, and meth cooks. The "prison bitch" thing won't be on the table until Chris is in actual real hard time prison. if chris was getting reamed in exchange for protection or commissary we'd no doubt have heard about it in one of these letters, and i mean he'd name or at least mention his new "soul bonding mate" and the "rituals" they have every night.

 

[Vuedou]

I am sure the prison censor who has to read these letters must love his job

Must be the highlight of his career

 

[Monolith]

 

[Alcalino9000]

I am sure the prison censor who has to read these letters must love his job

Must be the highlight of his career

nah ... in almost all prisons, there are other crazy people who say things like that all the time

 

[Kiwi Farmer 22]

The Only thing Jesus and Chris have in common is that CWC should also be nailed to a piece of wood.

 

[Solid Snek]

but like i said chris isn't in san Quentin or sing sing he's in bumfuck backwoods Virginia lockup with drunks, wife beaters, junkies, and meth cooks. The "prison bitch" thing won't be on the table until Chris is in actual real hard time prison. if chris was getting reamed in exchange for protection or commissary we'd no doubt have heard about it in one of these letters, and i mean he'd name or at least mention his new "soul bonding mate" and the "rituals" they have every night.

Again, this Temporary Soul Partner might not be fucking Chris. Or maybe Chris is getting fucked? We have no way of knowing.

There's not a lot of info right now, so all we can really say is that it does sound like the Temporary Soul Partner is a real person, present in the cell with Chris. And even if a drunk redneck meth head wouldn't fuck Chris, the fact remains that Chris doesn't know that - Chris views life as a giant cartoon show, and contextualizes almost everything that occurs to him within the framework of mass media tropes. He's smart enough to know what a prison bitch is, and he's likely expecting it to happen, whether that's plausible or not.

 

[But I Digress]

but like i said chris isn't in san Quentin or sing sing he's in bumfuck backwoods Virginia lockup with drunks, wife beaters, junkies, and meth cooks. The "prison bitch" thing won't be on the table until Chris is in actual real hard time prison. if chris was getting reamed in exchange for protection or commissary we'd no doubt have heard about it in one of these letters, and i mean he'd name or at least mention his new "soul bonding mate" and the "rituals" they have every night.

It's also unlikely Chris will be sexually assaulted in a proper prison. Most of the people at any prison he ends up at (low or medium security) is going to have an end date. Nobody is going to risk catching extra time for raping an Autist who doesn't wipe their ass. It'll take them 5 seconds to size Chris up and realize he's going to go to the guards the moment his brown eye gets touched.

At most he's going to get intimidated into giving up his commissary.

If they knew Chris' ability to shove things in his asshole they might be willing to use him to hide contraband.

 

[HumanHive]

The Only thing Jesus and Chris have in common is that CWC should also be nailed to a piece of wood.

Alogging is rude, tbh.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Again, this Temporary Soul Partner might not be fucking Chris. Or maybe Chris is getting fucked? We have no way of knowing.

There's not a lot of info right now, so all we can really say is that it does sound like the Temporary Soul Partner is a real person, present in the cell with Chris. And even if a drunk redneck meth head wouldn't fuck Chris, the fact remains that Chris doesn't know that - Chris views life as a giant cartoon show, and contextualizes almost everything that occurs to him within the framework of mass media tropes. He's smart enough to know what a prison bitch is, and he's likely expecting it to happen, whether that's plausible or not.

> He's smart enough to know

No he's not. He has an extremely surface understanding of mass media tropes despite constantly using them. In fact nearly every time he uses them, he uses and interprets them wrongly. Just look at the Sonichu comics.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

> He's smart enough to know

No he's not. He has an extremely surface understanding of mass media tropes despite constantly using them. In fact nearly every time he uses them, he uses and interprets them wrongly. Just look at the Sonichu comics.

Yea I wouldn't be surprised, in the HIGHLY unlikely chance that he's Bubba's prison gf, if he either acted like it was consensual and called him a "soul-bonding partner" or started whining about it and use it as an excuse to expedite his release (and further use it to perpetuate his racism)

Point is, I'd be willing to guess it isn't happening since we haven't heard about it. Chris does love to broadcast

 

[Rapechu]

I have no idea what the mindset of an average prison inmate is, if they would fuck Chris (consensually or not) because they just want a warm hole to get off with, but I can only say that whatever a person is in for: drugs, murder, sex crimes... if a person finds themselves fucking Chris Chan in his shit-covered 40 year old tranny ass, then they have truly, truly hit rock bottom at that moment.

 

[Bees]

Tag yourself; second page character list edition:
I am Eric cartman

I am Gumball Watterson.

 

[Solid Snek]

> He's smart enough to know

No he's not. He has an extremely surface understanding of mass media tropes despite constantly using them. In fact nearly every time he uses them, he uses and interprets them wrongly. Just look at the Sonichu comics.

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean by "he's smart enough to know what a prison bitch is / whether that's plausible or not".

He knows it's a trope, he knows prison bitches exist. An "extremely surface understanding" is exactly what I'm talking about there - it's easy to envision a scenario in which Chris, knowing prison bitches are a thing, but not fully comprehending what a prison bitch entails, mistakes a cellmate being friendly towards him as a sign that True Love and Happiness has blossomed in his jail cell. Chris doesn't actually have to be a prison bitch, for him to think he's a prison bitch.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean by "he's smart enough to know what a prison bitch is / whether that's plausible or not".

He knows it's a trope, he knows prison bitches exist. An "extremely surface understanding" is exactly what I'm talking about there - it's easy to envision a scenario in which Chris, knowing prison bitches are a thing, but not fully comprehending what a prison bitch entails, mistakes a cellmate being friendly towards him as a sign that True Love and Happiness has blossomed in his jail cell. Chris doesn't actually have to be a prison bitch, for him to think he's a prison bitch.

Ah, yeah that makes sense. Pretty grim to imagine him agreeing to be someone's prison bitch.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean by "he's smart enough to know what a prison bitch is / whether that's plausible or not".

He knows it's a trope, he knows prison bitches exist. An "extremely surface understanding" is exactly what I'm talking about there - it's easy to envision a scenario in which Chris, knowing prison bitches are a thing, but not fully comprehending what a prison bitch entails, mistakes a cellmate being friendly towards him as a sign that True Love and Happiness has blossomed in his jail cell. Chris doesn't actually have to be a prison bitch, for him to think he's a prison bitch.

there is also the chance that Chris' cellmate acts friendly out of pity because he is retarded or is trying to lower his sentence on good behavior whatever, and Chris interprets this as the guy now being his prison bitch/apostle (since he is now Jesus)

 

[Nyambit]

He started doing that some time after Bob died I think.

One thing I noticed, Chris did this when his dog died way back like 15 years ago, and he did this with Bob too, his imaginary world is is method of coping with death and loss in general. He inserts his dead loved ones in there, and also friends he lost touch with like Sarah Hammer who was emotionally important to him. Sailor Megtune and others are all obvious stand-ins for real life people and he resolves his emotional conflicts through his comics and fantasies. I think back 15 years ago Chris understood it was just a fantasy but now he is so broken that I think he genuinely wants it to be real so much that he has convinced himself so.

Disassociative disorders are usually linked to trauma, that it is someone's way of mentally escaping a situation. I remember that there are videos where Chris is crying and trolls are mocking him and he shouts out "My aunt just died for Christ's sake!". Trolls probably gave him just as much harassment after Bob, though I wasn't really following him much at that time, so I can't say so for sure.

Death can be a big thing for anyone, but especially for people who aren't that put-together to begin with. Like for example, I know a 60 year old woman with a bad case of arrested development who acts and dresses like she is 16, because that's the age her mom died. Another woman I know hasn't had a job in some 30 years because her husband died. Normal people can move on but some people can't. Bob's death is possibly what did it for Chis and made him completely retreat from reality.

As many others have pointed out long before me, if he had the proper help and was raised accordingly, he would have better coping methods. I'm sure this has been an issue with every generation, but the Millennials and especially Gen-Z have been too sheltered and coddled. Mom and Dad, grandparents, etc. take care of everything and it's really screwed up their children's work ethic, self-awareness, self-sufficiency, and sense of reality.

I've lost some really good friends over the years (because of the above) and they continue to have arrested development deep into adulthood. Having any meaningful or deep conversation is lost on them because it's like talking to a child. Basically all the traits Chris exhibits, on top of having the autism.

I had friends who lost parents as teenagers, but they weren't stunted at 16 like the woman you mention. It just sounds like she hasn't grown up. The woman not having a job simply because her husband died sounds like an excuse, too. Then again, it's like you mentioned, if they're not put-together to begin with then this is the result. It just sounds like an excuse to not be responsible.

Not trying to sound heartless, it's just the reality of things and personal situations I went through and witnessed.

 

[A Grey Cat]

At most he's going to get intimidated into giving up his commissary.

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Hey fatty I need a new razor to shave but im broke and don't feel like scrubbin toilets buy me a new one!

NO! IT's mine! Mine mine all mine now Now now!

I doubt even the worst of inmates can make him give it up. If you were serving time but at least had a release date set and could clearly tell Chris is not a mentally sound inmate and picking on him for commissary would be like picking on the retarded kid at lunch back in your school days, would it be worth hearing him squeal and cry like a bitch over it? especially since he probably wont stop and hitting him would only make squeal harder?


Ive heard that retards in jail/prison while they obviously don't get special treatment are usually left alone. Mostly because as you said picking on a retard isn't worth the extended sentence....unles you're serving life that is.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Tag yourself; second page character list edition:
I am Eric cartman

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