Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Wait.
*I* made pancakes this morning!
Does this mean...am I a suspect?
Or am I satan?
I am a confuse.

It’s ing hellboy

 

[FatalTater]

It’s ing hellboy

So am I off the hook for this shit or are pancakes the official food of serial killers?

 

[Male Idiot]

So am I off the hook for this shit or are pancakes the official food of serial killers?

Its just a movie character eating pancakes.

 

[Michael Janke]

If shitty edgy art is all it takes for Dog to consider someone a serial killer,

i think he meant to say, he's getting serial killer esaque vibes from him.
which those pictures on their own mean nothing, but he's already allegedly killed someone.
the chances of killing someone else is already way higher.

 

[teriyakiburns]

So am I off the hook for this shit or are pancakes the official food of serial killers?

you're definitely guilty. better turn yourself in to Dog so he can be happy once more time in his life.

 

[MunsterCheese]

i think he meant to say, he's getting serial killer esaque vibes from him.
which those pictures on their own mean nothing, but he's already allegedly killed someone.
the chances of killing someone else is already way higher.

Offing your fiancee on a road trip where you are both the prime and only subject and fumbling everything so badly that no one else even thinks there might be a plausible explanation isn't exactly serial killer material. You can't become much of a serial killer if you can't get away with it and everyone thinks that it is you.

What we have here is a domestic dispute gone horribly wrong.

However it would be amusing is that the reason he went on a 6 week walk about in the woods last time is because he had offed someone else before.

We should get the TrueCrime[TM] personalities and reddits to find out when was the last time he did a walk about and see if there were any mysterious missing girls in his area around that time. Small, thin, whitish (he might go for a Hispanic).

 

[AnOminous]

is that a hotline miami poster or something? it has to be right? its got the mask, the jumper, the knife, the phone, the colors and the art style are similar too.

Yes, super obviously. There's no way it isn't. I even hear a song in my head just looking at it.

 

[WrenchWring]

Gabby died of COVID and Brian is just being a good boy and self isolating.
Brian's Life Matters

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

show us the autopsy, pigs

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I think this story has another... maybe 2-3 weeks before everyone except cat ladies forgets who the fuck Brian Laundry even is. Another 2-3 months and he's gonna be able to just walk back into civilizationt to buy some shit as long as he wears a baseball cap, grows his hair, shaves his beard/goes full hobobeard and wearing sunglasses.

 

[Prosopagnosia]

I have a life so I don't have the time to do that.

To be honest, I believed that the search for Brian would last much less time. At this point, I just hope Baldie shows up and delight us with a hair style similar to Bianca Devins’s killer.

 

[Art Kassul]

https://twitter.com/WFLAJosh/status/1447263770078810112

DOG. Just got an update from Dog the Bounty Hunter’s team. They say he’s headed back to Colorado soon to meet with his doctor after injuring his ankle in the search. He’s also raising funds to continue what he calls an ‘expensive search’. Team says he’s put together a talented network of local team members he calls the ‘Florida Team’ that will continue the search while he’s gone. He says he will continue to process leads in Colorado while he’s there.

Dog hurt his ankle. Send cash pronto.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

think he beats Osama bin Laden's record of playing hide and seek?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Teton County, Wyoming coroner reveals Gabby's cause of death is strangulation.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

She had been dead 3 to 4 weeks when she was discovered according to the coroner, So she was pretty ripe. It would be interesting to know if she showed prolonged exposure to the elements and/or animal scavenging.

 

[Art Kassul]

Teton County, Wyoming coroner reveals Gabby died of strangulation.

 

[Quixotic Son]

I am calling it now-- Laundrie is dead too.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

All of a sudden all of those schizoposters who were 100% sure that she slipped and fell and Brian just ran away scared have been btfo.

Tbh I was sure there'd be an inconclusive cause of death considering how quickly the body was cremated.

 

[Aqua Panda]

While the strangulation bit is stoking the fire, this case is a few weeks from blowing over for the general public.

It's already really likely he has grown his hair and is using mask mandates to his advantage. Give it a few more months and it'll be a cold case. He'll have to live under the radar and be careful, but it'll be damn hard to find him. Especially if he settles down in a real rural area.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

All of a sudden all of those schizoposters who were 100% sure that she slipped and fell and Brian just ran away scared have been btfo.

Tbh I was sure there'd be an inconclusive cause of death considering how quickly the body was cremated.

I can't believe the crazy bitch choked herself to death lol jk
He was probably just trying to get the annoying cunt to shut up but choked her too hard and for too long.