Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

I hope the Laundrie own gun because at some point some of those crazy people are going to try and fucking storm in, pizzagate style




Someone make a thread on that crazy bitch already lol


Marissa Zdazinsky (from Wife Swap)
Aka: Molly Golightly
Aka: Big Juicy

Possibly arrested by the FBI for theft.

She's fucking insane

 
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1 hour six minutes in she's talking about being on her period, worried about being committed, she's crying at random points in the video, walking around the room ranting like a lunatic, she's clearly high, complaining about hot flashes, just fucking insane.

I'm also not sure that it's not Ron Perlman in drag

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I hope the Laundrie own gun because at some point some of those crazy people are going to try and fucking storm in, pizzagate style




Someone make a thread on that crazy bitch already lol


Marissa Zdazinsky (from Wife Swap)
Aka: Molly Golightly
Aka: Big Juicy

Possibly arrested by the FBI for theft.

She's fucking insane

This Bitch is the definition of Bat Shit. Someone needs to check her for a sawed off.
 
The person who created that NFT clearly is not the person who took the photo as she is not in a swing. She is holding onto some thin young trees.

Gee. I wonder if NFTs might just be a way to launder money as is done with artwork.
There are better ways to launder money than NFTs which are based entirely on extrinsic value and having no intrinsic value. #fedbegoneIispleb
 
She's a grifter asking people to donate money to her and that all the money she gets from clicks and shit and she'll give it to the Petito foundation and claims she's a very successful fundraiser for St Jude's Hospital

And she claims she needs to get the money herself because she needs to make sure it goes to the right place lmao

 
So is she named after a race horse, or IS she the race horse? I tell you folks, don't take those ivermectin horse pills!

Join her $50/month patreon so that she can be your life coach. Seriously. It looks like she has at least a couple of subscribers.

She also likes to post about her travels. I wonder if she chalks off all of her travel dining expenses as business expenses.

43k subscribers on youtube.

This is what The Dirty has to say on her.
Check out this super ugly sloot Molly Golightly aka Marissa Lyn Zdazinsky, your local D-live slore in New Jersey. This born in a trash digging family, manly looking sloot fuked so many dudes around the world, She is a world renowned call girl/floozy. Yes this winner is a married Mother and wife,who neglects them both to sell herself on the internet. She does 7 hour lives with her kid living on Pizza Hut. She went and earned herself a reputation on You Tube and D-live for exposing her breasts and dancing provacative, With her ugly face, jay leno jaw and linebacker shoulders which are enough to cause these men embarrassment, but if that’s not enough to make you puke, She claims to be a life coach, coached by a psycopath? Lol Every person she meets in person has accused her of a crime. She has stolen her friends prescription Klonopin, ARRESTED for theft on 1/12/19 in New Orleans, Stole money out of a strippers purse, Caught on CCtv. She has called the cops on her you tube competition, She is an evil woman, that cheats on her husband and only remains married to him to keep up her lavish lifetsyle, to travel the world and fuk strange men, She would not be able to afford top ramen if her husband divorced her. Stay away from this nasty human being who wishes harm on others. Pays off other creators to keep her secrets. She will destroy your life, like she has destroyed plenty. Keep your men close, your purse closed and your pills hidden if you come in contact with Molly Golighty The picture is the night she got arrested cheating on her husband with one of her escort clients In New Orleans.

Embezzlement & theft charges by FBI in 2003 in Georgia.

New Orleans Mugshot for theft in 2019.
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46 year old botox train wreak of a human being who had her 15 minutes of fame on Wife Swap and continues to try and get that fame adrenaline hit like the junkie that she is.
 
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It's been mentioned in ITT but Missing White Woman syndrome isnt just it's a missing white woman, its specifically white women who are young, not unattractive, come from solidly middle class or higher upbringings, not addicts or sex workers, not disabled, etc. Plus I feel like Missing White Woman syndrome has been in hibernation the past decade since Shot Black Dude Syndrome is what has been en vogue.

But yeah even if a chick is white the media isnt going to give a shit if she's a poor middle aged crackhead with a long history of issues or whatever, gotta be some young natalie hollaway type with rich parents and shit.
Especially if they're blonde
 
So the bigfoot sightings are ramping up. A Florida man claims he saw Brian in a white Ford truck near the Appellation Trail saying he was lost, had a fight with his girlfriend and was heading to California. The confused man disregarded the obvious suggestion of hopping on the I-40 ramp right there by him.

The guy also was not wearing a hat or a facial mask. If it was him, he is an idiot for not taking advantage of the obvious societal pass of wearing a mask everywhere.


No he could hide out in the hills & mountains for a long time to come. He could even make a go of it raiding packs of hikers who have left their campsite for supplies & food. Maybe the odd trip to go dumpster diving at whatever businesses may be near by.

The North Pond Hermit pulled it off for 27 years. But in the age of easy cheap digital video recorders he got caught. And it won't get any easier.

So lost in a truck by the appellation trail? You would think that google maps would be an easy solution. But Brian probably knows that he is too stupid to use a cellphone without getting caught.

As far as access to a vehicle, losing your keys on trail would really suck. A high enough percentage of backpackers will leave a key on their car with a magnetic box under their wheel well. If he checks various entry points for parked cars I could easily see him eventually finding a free car or truck that he could steal at night without getting caught. It might take him several days, but he will eventually find one. And it may take a day or two for the owner to even know that his car is stolen. I am sure he has no skills in hot wiring a car. Of course once he steals a car, he will have to get out of that county to another trail side area.

Gas stations, well he will have to pay in cash, but he can wear a hat & mask.
 
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The North Pond Hermit pulled it off for 27 years

A must read on this:

 
As far as access to a vehicle, losing your keys on trail would really suck. A high enough percentage of backpackers will leave a key on their car with a magnetic box under their wheel well. If he checks various entry points for parked cars I could easily see him eventually finding a free car or truck that he could steal at night without getting caught. It might take him several days, but he will eventually find one. And it may take a day or two for the owner to even know that his car is stolen. I am sure he has no skills in hot wiring a car. Of course once he steals a car, he will have to get out of that county to another trail side area.

Gas stations, well he will have to pay in cash, but he can wear a hat & mask.

I'm not sure if that will last him a long enough time, especially if most of the areas have taken to not wearing a mask (and thus, anyone wearing a mask will be regarded as slightly suspicious). Combined with many of those gas stations having some sort of camera, other hikers on high alert, locals eager to bag him for some quick cash, and winter coming soon, it won't leave him with a lot of options in that area.
 
So is she named after a race horse, or IS she the race horse? I tell you folks, don't take those ivermectin horse pills!

Join her $50/month patreon so that she can be your life coach. Seriously. It looks like she has at least a couple of subscribers.

She also likes to post about her travels. I wonder if she chalks off all of her travel dining expenses as business expenses.

43k subscribers on youtube.

This is what The Dirty has to say on her.
Check out this super ugly sloot Molly Golightly aka Marissa Lyn Zdazinsky, your local D-live slore in New Jersey. This born in a trash digging family, manly looking sloot fuked so many dudes around the world, She is a world renowned call girl/floozy. Yes this winner is a married Mother and wife,who neglects them both to sell herself on the internet. She does 7 hour lives with her kid living on Pizza Hut. She went and earned herself a reputation on You Tube and D-live for exposing her breasts and dancing provacative, With her ugly face, jay leno jaw and linebacker shoulders which are enough to cause these men embarrassment, but if that’s not enough to make you puke, She claims to be a life coach, coached by a psycopath? Lol Every person she meets in person has accused her of a crime. She has stolen her friends prescription Klonopin, ARRESTED for theft on 1/12/19 in New Orleans, Stole money out of a strippers purse, Caught on CCtv. She has called the cops on her you tube competition, She is an evil woman, that cheats on her husband and only remains married to him to keep up her lavish lifetsyle, to travel the world and fuk strange men, She would not be able to afford top ramen if her husband divorced her. Stay away from this nasty human being who wishes harm on others. Pays off other creators to keep her secrets. She will destroy your life, like she has destroyed plenty. Keep your men close, your purse closed and your pills hidden if you come in contact with Molly Golighty The picture is the night she got arrested cheating on her husband with one of her escort clients In New Orleans.

Embezzlement & theft charges by FBI in 2003 in Georgia.

New Orleans Mugshot for theft in 2019.
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46 year old botox train wreak of a human being who had her 15 minutes of fame on Wife Swap and continues to try and get that fame adrenaline hit like the junkie that she is.

I'm amazed Mrs. Ed here is biologically female. If she's that slutty then no wonder she's ridden a worldwide cock carousel. When you're that ugly you gotta be loose to get any.

Interesting that she was on Wife Swap. I always thought that show was chock full o' loonies. And low and behold here's one stalking the Laundrie home.
 
If they start searching the whole Appalachian Trail they may find all sorts of things more interesting than Brian out there.

Could get interesting.
They might un-cold a few more cases.
Gabby's death wasn't in vain. Unironically thank you, Gabby Petito. :semperfidelis:
 
I'm not sure if that will last him a long enough time, especially if most of the areas have taken to not wearing a mask (and thus, anyone wearing a mask will be regarded as slightly suspicious). Combined with many of those gas stations having some sort of camera, other hikers on high alert, locals eager to bag him for some quick cash, and winter coming soon, it won't leave him with a lot of options in that area.
If he is willing to steal trail side cars he could easily hop from area to area. Mask nutters will be around for a long time to stay. No one will notice. Winter however is the big problem. He won't be hunting his way out of that issue. He isn't exactly in a position where he can set up a farm. He will need to be near an area where he can raid dumpsters & private recreational cabins to survive. (If he hasn't already taken a boat out of the country.)
 
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