Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

And everyone already moved on except for the true crime faggots, so much for caring about the victim eh? :sighduck:
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This happening just ain't happening anymore. No drama, much yawna.
 
And everyone already moved on except for the true crime faggots, so much for caring about the victim eh? :sighduck:
1. Gabby has already been found. Primary objective accomplished. Not the way we wanted, but OK.
2. New Task. Find the killer. Brian Laundrie, the lead suspect is on the run.

Not found in the first few days. Not turning himself in. Pressure on parents isn't working. Outside of a Sasquatch sighting at an area around the Appalachia Trail we have nothing. By all means let the area police, forest rangers and people know what was seen. But odds are, we are not going to find him until Brian fucks up and is seen. The Feds are going to try and get access to all of the parents data & communication information. But beyond that, there is nothing that can be done. Doing anything more is about as effective as running laps on a cruise ship to make the boat go faster.

Otherwise you will just look like these useless assholes.

Just sit & wait for the inevitable.
 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10067445/Brian-Laundries-neighbors-cash-charging-media-3-500-WEEK-camp-yards.html (A)

Brian Laundrie's neighbors cash in on Gabby Petito murder by charging media $3,500 a WEEK to camp out in their yards

  • Hunt for Brian Laundrie is now in its third week with no sign of the 23-year-old
  • Enterprising neighbors are reportedly charging media crews to rent their yards
  • CBS, ABC and Fox have all reportedly paid to be by the Laundrie family's home
  • TMZ said the locals in North Port, Florida, are cashing in on the tragedy
  • Police have shut the road but those renting the yard are still allowed in and out

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Why aren't they releasing the cause of death? They have to know by now, which makes me think that they're withholding it from the public on purpose, but why...

Propably as a way to weed out false confessions, with the "only the killer would know" method.

Lets say she was stabbed 10 times, if baldy says he stabbed her a lot he is guilty, but if he says he strangled her it may have been someone else.
 
That neighbour is deserving of the Ferengi Life award.

Smart move, for that much I would even let them use the shitter.
Yup. Think about it. Angry crazed protesters yelling nonstop all hours of the day and into the evening. Scaring your children. With that money you can rent a cabin or bungalow. Let your children continue their studies in a more relaxed atmosphere. I would absolutely be in for that myself. The problem now has now offered up a solution to the hell they are being put through.

Hell, for that much money you can hire a security guy to watch the house for you and you don't have to listen to this mess yourself. Go enjoy your time in the cabin with the wife & kids.
 
Well I meant the reporters not the protesters.

If they get too loud, just blast some Tyrant Fashister from your speakers.
 
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Brian Laundrie troll creates fake Pinterest to trick sleuths who spotted ‘fugitive updated social media on the run’​


Dog the Bounty Hunter says Brian Laundrie may turn on parents to save himself and they could face jail if they help him​


Dog the Bounty Hunter finds ‘TERRIFYING’ info on Brian Laundrie’s Facebook & says he ‘built himself into a killer’​



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Boomers, amirite.

This is all very gay and lame, but this is all we have for now.
 
I haven't even paid any attention to this gay ass media inflated drama other than snippets of what I've seen on /pol/ threads as I browse the catalog and the main view (not even clicking on the threads, just the OP's and the ~4 latest posts that are visible).

But have people discussed the possibility that the bald manlet is innocent? It really wouldn't be surprising given the plot twists that often come with these nationalized overhyped incidents (see: George Zimmerman, George Floyd, that chick who says she got raped by Duke LaCrosse players, that chick from Columbia who says that a German cuck raised by feminists raped her, etc)
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter finds ‘TERRIFYING’ info on Brian Laundrie’s Facebook & says he ‘built himself into a killer’

From that article:
"I'm thinking more and more about him being maybe a serial killer, not just a killer of Gabby," Dog - real name Duane Chapman - said of Laundrie.

Dog explained that he relies heavily on social media profiles when tracking down fugitives.

In Laundrie's case, he said: "What [my wife] Francie and I found on that Facebook is absolutely, I can say, terrifying."

He continued: "There are pictures of demonic angels standing there with the sword, and the throat bleeding. There is blood squirting from their eyes."
If shitty edgy art is all it takes for Dog to consider someone a serial killer, he should be nowhere near cases like this. Seriously, this stuff is milquetoast compared to a majority of the shit out there, this is the drawing referenced:
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Anyone with hope that Dog is going to "outsmart" the FBI are as retarded as Dog and the FBI are. Dude is milking his new 15 minutes of fame for all that it's worth, I'll give him that much. So far, I believe the only thing he has provided to the case is a used monster can that "must" belong to Brian. Give me a break.
But have people discussed the possibility that the bald manlet is innocent?
Nope, nobody in these past 70+ pages ever brought up this point. Very original thought from a /pol/tard. Read the thread newfag.
 
I have a life so I don't have the time to do that. Guess I'll just spend the next couple years paying 0 attention until he gets declared not guilty after a memefest of a trial.
 
From that article:

If shitty edgy art is all it takes for Dog to consider someone a serial killer, he should be nowhere near cases like this. Seriously, this stuff is milquetoast compared to a majority of the shit out there, this is the drawing referenced:
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Anyone with hope that Dog is going to "outsmart" the FBI are as retarded as Dog and the FBI are. Dude is milking his new 15 minutes of fame for all that it's worth, I'll give him that much. So far, I believe the only thing he has provided to the case is a used monster can that "must" belong to Brian. Give me a break.

Nope, nobody in these past 70+ pages ever brought up this point. Very original thought from a /pol/tard. Read the thread newfag.
is that a hotline miami poster or something? it has to be right? its got the mask, the jumper, the knife, the phone, the colors and the art style are similar too.
 
is that a hotline miami poster or something? it has to be right? its got the mask, the jumper, the knife, the phone, the colors and the art style are similar too.
lmao lmao I never played these so I had no idea, but it's literally the tiger (Tony?) from Hotline Miami 2:
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New headline: Dog's Bitch Gets Triggered by Tony the Tiger
 
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