Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Internet War Criminal]

Florida is one of the 14 states where close family can't be charged with harboring a fugitive. Actually assisting him to go on the lam might go beyond that and be something like accessory after the fact, or before the fact if the crime is evading arrest or something.

I wouldn't get too optimistic about charges, but I suppose it could happen.

Yeah I'm familiar with that, that's why I thought that they would have their name sullied publicly, maybe lose in a civil suit if it was egregious, maybe some bullshit minor charges... but if they knew and orchestrated his escape from the law, they might be looking at some serious time.

I keep alternating between thinking they just are upper middle-class parents who panicked and left a ton of evidence behind, and that they are upper middle-class parents who actually have their shit together and didn't leave too much for the cops to find. Not that the FBI aren't full on retards, obviously.

Like, going to a store to buy a burner with your mother and getting caught on video camera without at the very fucking least trying to disguise your appearance is downright retarded... unless it's just another red herring to make law enforcement waste their time and they can go 'Oh no officer, look, the phone never left the house!' while he has an actual burner from somewhere else where he wouldn't be easily traced. Like they had his father buy one a state over, or at the very least far enough that people wouldn't be thinking about it, not in their fucking home town of all places.

The only thing I'm 100% convinced is that he's alive, because his parents are behaving like they know he's alive and he won't be topping himself off and they think he has a chance to ride it all out.

 

[Hideous K]

Looks like Dog is going to nab him soon

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Dog and his ragtag bunch of attentionwhores actually finding Brian before the feds with all their expertise, training, and resources do would be the most 2021 thing I can think of. We're living in clown world now, no god worth their salt would allow such a perfect punchline go undelivered.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Yeah, he's not living on some uninhabited tourist island. Where would he even get the food from? He doesn't have the necessary survival skills.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Report from TMZ that Brian Laundrie & an "older woman" (probably his mother) purchased a burner cell phone at an AT&T store the day he went missing (Sept 14th).

Feds Investigating Brian Laundrie's Alleged Burner Phone Purchased Day He was Last Seen

The feds are on the hunt for a burner phone Brian Laundrie allegedly purchased the day he went missing.

www.tmz.com

If that is a confirmed sighting with store surveillance, that would mean that the whole campground Florida Key escape is no longer in play.

It's more likely he took a boat to Mexico or something.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He doesn't have the necessary survival skills.

Based on what? We know that he loves the outdoors and has spent sometimes months in the wilderness without relying on outside supply, so why do you say that?

 

[Gus]

In three years, I'm gonna see the whole story on a forty-minute episode of a cheesetastic true crime series filled with commercials and exploitive drama structuring. The drunk and lonely shall remember Gabby - as they remember Crystal McDowell - when they visit Motel 6 and want to watch anything but Law & Order. It'll likely be more interesting than that story, too. Dollar store Les Stroud's evil doppelganger goes on an outdoors adventure to avoid FBI search parties? I'd even watch that sober.

 

[three mint tea]

"She was hitting me, and I pushed/hit her so she'd stop and she just died"

I think this one's especially plausible, we already know from that body footage that Gabby was scratching and punching him right before the police stopped them. And if I recall correctly Brian admitted to grabbing her to get her to stop. I think what happened is that their fights kept escalating and Brian ended up accidentally killing her.

Well, Gabby may have been abusive too but it's Brian who ended up a killer, so all eyes are on him now.

Ok his parents might have fucked themselves over royally. According to Fox News, his parents had made reservations at a camp ground for two people on August 24th, for early September, but on August 31st they changed the reservation for 3 people... Meaning they knew he was coming before he was actually back in Florida.

I'm not sure if that constitutes as proof if they made the change before he got back to them. On that date nobody except Brian knew that something happened to Gabby. And if it's true that the last day his parents saw him was actually the 4th, then Gabby wasn't reported as missing yet either. He probably told them everything was fine.

The correct date being the 4th also means he had way more time to get away than we initially thought. I'm willing to bet he's not even in Florida anymore, he had six days to get as far as he could before the date Gabby's parents told the authorities she's missing (the 11th).

I'm probably reaching a bit here, but there's no real proof it was Brian who bought that burner. There's a lot of guys who look exactly like him and low-quality CCTV footage makes it even easier for someone else to be mistaken for him.

 

[MunsterCheese]

I am pretty sure the LAST confirmed sighting of Brian Laundrie at this point is at that campsite, so entering on September 6th.

Brian's lawyer claims the FBI knows of two additional outings to two other locations AFTER they left the campsite that the public does not seem to be aware of.

Brian & his parents DID camp together & may have been filmed before he vanished

BRIAN Laundrie and his parents stayed at a Florida campground 75 miles from their home just days before he vanished, the family’s attorney has confirmed. The potential lead in the case was fi…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Male Idiot]

May this be a long, hard hunt, with the Dawg catching his prey at the end after an epic struggle of wits and cunning.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Looks like Dog is going to nab him soon

Someone get that anchor some nasonex. Jesus christ it's cringe inducing to listen to.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

Brian's true location is in the hearts and minds of all those who have dealt with bohemian white women.

Good morning from the Laundrie household.

https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1442465318522208259
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Whatever you think of this case it's pretty retarded from those people to set camp in front of that house.
Don't they have anything better to do with their time?

Vigilante justice for retards: those people may or may not have provided their son with help, i can't actually do anything usefull so i will whine into a megaphone all day.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I think this one's especially plausible, we already know from that body footage that Gabby was scratching and punching him right before the police stopped them. And if I recall correctly Brian admitted to grabbing her to get her to stop. I think what happened is that their fights kept escalating and Brian ended up accidentally killing her.

Well, Gabby may have been abusive too but it's Brian who ended up a killer, so all eyes are on him now.

Yeah I think that's the most likely scenario here. I'm guessing they were getting on each other's nerves more and more and it just blew the fuck up that one last time. Especially since in the cam footage she complains that he doesn't believe in her whole vlog bullshit.

WELL SHE'S GOT A MILLION FOLLOWERS NOW BRIAN, SO WHO'S LAUGHING?

I'm not sure if that constitutes as proof if they made the change before he got back to them. On that date nobody except Brian knew that something happened to Gabby. And if it's true that the last day his parents saw him was actually the 4th, then Gabby wasn't reported as missing yet either. He probably told them everything was fine.

It's much easier to build a case against them if they have those extra details, coupled with cellphone records and a few more things, in order to get a warrant and really go through their shit.

I'm probably reaching a bit here, but there's no real proof it was Brian who bought that burner. There's a lot of guys who look exactly like him and low-quality CCTV footage makes it even easier for someone else to be mistaken for him.

Well his parents confirmed he bought the burner but also that he left it at home, so that does confirm all that there is to confirm in that case.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

In three years, I'm gonna see the whole story on a forty-minute episode of a cheesetastic true crime series filled with commercials and exploitive drama structuring.

Are you kidding me, Netflix will have some shit-ass five part miniseries spun wholesale out of 40 minutes worth of content within a year.

 

[Art Kassul]

Are you kidding me, Netflix will have some shit-ass five part miniseries spun wholesale out of 40 minutes worth of content within a year.

Patton Oswalt as Laundrie, and Hulk Hogan as Dog. There better be body slams!

 

[three mint tea]

I am pretty sure the LAST confirmed sighting of Brian Laundrie at this point is at that campsite, so entering on September 6th.

Brian's lawyer claims the FBI knows of two additional outings to two other locations AFTER they left the campsite that the public does not seem to be aware of.

Brian & his parents DID camp together & may have been filmed before he vanished

BRIAN Laundrie and his parents stayed at a Florida campground 75 miles from their home just days before he vanished, the family’s attorney has confirmed. The potential lead in the case was fi…

www.thesun.co.uk

In that case I stand corrected. I also considered at one point that the third person might have been their lawyer and they wanted to meet him at the campground so as to keep it private. But we have more and more proof pointing towards it really being Brian.

Interesting pictures in that article, is this what you'd call foreshadowing?

Spoiler

It's much easier to build a case against them if they have those extra details, coupled with cellphone records and a few more things, in order to get a warrant and really go through their shit.

Well they sure are convincing me that the parents are involved. I guess I just found it hard to believe they'd help a killer escape, even if it was their own son. Maybe this indicates that it really was an accident. I mean would they have still helped him if it was deliberate?

Well his parents confirmed he bought the burner but also that he left it at home, so that does confirm all that there is to confirm in that case.

Corrected again. I must have missed that, thank you!

 

[theshitposter]

i brainstormed another theory..

Spoiler

internet war criminal, you're gonna die loveless and alone. leave this thread and pickup spirituality so that you aren't doomed in your next birth too

 

[Bonesjones]

Patton Oswalt as Laundrie, and Hulk Hogan as Dog. There better be body slams!

Don't you think casting a murderer as the killer is a bit on the nose?

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

So apparently Gabby's death un-colded a case.

Search for Gabby Petito leads to discovery of another body in same forest

According to a report, the intensive publicity of the Gabby Petito case led to the recovery of anot...

thebl.tv

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

In fairness, he married another widow.

Some people just can't make it on their own, and I don't particularly begrudge them for it.

We don't know what was said in private either. For all we know, once the diagnosis was terminal, Beth told him not to wallow in grief for her after her passing, that she'd want him to be happy.

I mean, he and his family are still a trainwreck either way, but I can give a little bit of good natured doubt to this particular thing.

I don't see what significance marrying another widow in his situation has, besides that they're both widows..? This guy has divorced and remarried in the same year, twice, out of his six wives.

Also, he married Beth (in a hotel, which is fine, but it's not like they had some huge wedding already planned) one day after his 23 year old daughter died in a car accident. I don't think he's capable of feeling grief.

He also looked like a huge douchebag going up to Brian's parents front door - that was cringey af.

It's kinda bizarre that he's still smoking too, since Beth died from throat cancer after being a lifelong smoker. Just kinda strange.
This isn't a hill I wanna die on, I don't care about the guy either way, I got this info off wikipedia. I could be saying this about anyone, man or woman.