Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

They are 100% holding info about the strangulation back.

The eventual defense is going to try and argue the body was already heavily decomposing and picked over by local wildlife. Unless they have something, that'll be significant reasonable doubt. They still only have him on a warrant for using the credit card inappropriately. (Which he'll just claim he was given express permission to do by her.)

Still a long way to go to actually nailing him down with anything.
 
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AnOminous said:
You already did this once @Techpriest and you NEVER ate the hat!
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Yeah that's a dangerous promise to make around here, but they never eat the damn hat.

Art Kassul said:
...which is more than he needs.
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Plus, he's got friends in every village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the grail already.
 
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He's dead.

There's no way that with that much press coverage that he's still on the lam and no one has seen him. The only alternative is that he's hiding in a nearby national park, living off the land.

There is a conspiracy theory that he's living under his mother's yard in a bunker type scenario. I don't know how much I buy that though.

I think the most likely scenario is that he threw himself off a cliff and his body is stuck in some ravine or outcropping.
 
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Blissed said:
He's dead.

There's no way that with that much press coverage that he's still on the lam and no one has seen him. The only alternative is that he's hiding in a nearby national park, living off the land.

There is a conspiracy theory that he's living under his mother's yard in a bunker type scenario. I don't know how much I buy that though.

I think the most likely scenario is that he threw himself off a cliff and his body is stuck in some ravine or outcropping.
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If he was a regular guy, I'd agree with you.

However, he's one of the outdoorsy type. It's easy as shit to survive in the woods if you know what to do, and you have enough gear/resources to get you through shit. Especially if you know how to forage.

The fact that his parents are so calm tells me they know that's what their son is going for, they know he went off himself, and they have a plan to meet with him and give him more shit when the heat dies down.
 
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Thing is, if he's dead, I would've expected them to find him by now. Cadaver dogs don't fuck around. Decomp is a pretty distinct smell even to humans and dogs [whether trained to do so or not] can pick up that scent from miles away. Unless he got eaten and shit out by a gator, that is. Even then there would be things left behind that a gator cannot digest: shoes, fabric, some bone, any jewelry, etc.

At first I figured they would find him in the woods with a shotgun propped between his legs and his brains somewhere between his location and the Atlantic but at this point I think he's either A) outside of the state of Florida B) outside of the country or C) moving via water and just happening to get lucky avoiding patrols.

I don't think this guy is fucking Rambo or Solid Snake or anything, I wouldn't call him a survivalist but he probably has supplies and knows the basics.
 
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The media is tearing its hair out over the lack of fresh info. Brian must never be found.
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I agree. He's a pussy faggot gaylord for slaughtering a girl-child half his size but the longer he's out there the more insane all the e-thots and true crime idiots will get. There's already racist drama creeping up in the subreddit with wokescolds pissed that Maria Lopez and Shantal LaQueefa don't get the same coverage as white girls, causing some white folx to actually snipe back.
 
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Blissed said:
There is a conspiracy theory that he's living under his mother's yard in a bunker type scenario. I don't know how much I buy that though.
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Unlikely, but not impossible. The water table in that part of Florida is very high and an underground bunker will flood pretty easy. That said, I did once see a house with a bomb shelter for sale in a different coastal part of the state that looked like it was in pretty good shape.

I agree, he's got some basic survival skills, so if he's out there, he can probably live in the wilderness for a bit, but not forever. Living off the land for an extended time is pretty taxing and he doesn't strike me as being the hardcore survivalist type.
 
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However, he's one of the outdoorsy type. It's easy as shit to survive in the woods if you know what to do, and you have enough gear/resources to get you through shit. Especially if you know how to forage.
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He'a living off the FAT of the land.
He's just like me, I have the ability to do that too....in my videogames.

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The media is tearing its hair out over the lack of fresh info. Brian must never be found.
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It's literally the Simpsons in real life, the episode when Homer pulls off the gummy candy that was stuck to the college feminist, babysitter's ass.

After being bombarded by photos when getting out of the shower, wrapping his naked body in the shower curtain: "This just in! Homer sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!"
 
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I am still routing for Da Dawg.

My hallways are clean!
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He claims Brian is a satanic serial killer in the making. I hope he's right. This is the most boring murder manhunt I've ever casually monitored.

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"This just in! Homer sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!"
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Wacko's world: He slept in an oxygen tent and his best friend was Bubbles the chimp

For someone who quickly became the most famous black man on the planet, it is perhaps fitting that 'Wacko Jacko' died as the most famous white man on the planet.
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MJ would have loved COVID times. He was a mask pioneer.
 
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Art Kassul said:
He claims Brian is a satanic serial killer in the making. I hope he's right. This is the most boring murder manhunt I've ever casually monitored.


Wacko's world: He slept in an oxygen tent and his best friend was Bubbles the chimp

For someone who quickly became the most famous black man on the planet, it is perhaps fitting that 'Wacko Jacko' died as the most famous white man on the planet.
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MJ would have loved COVID times. He was a mask pioneer.
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MJ didn't die, the hollywood pedo cult helped him ascend to lichdom. His flesh was rotting off all the time.
 
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MJ didn't die, the hollywood pedo cult helped him ascend to lichdom. His flesh was rotting off all the time.
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False, he was pissed off Brad Buxner sued over a song that they had both added to Sonic 3.

The writer of the song that he'd apparently plagiarized?
Brad Buxner.
 
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