TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

The cope of it all, beautiful. Do you really believe that people here are jelly because they want to be internet famous, Kyle?
Well it seems like Kyle has the emotional and intellectual maturity of a teenage girl. You know the types that always insist you're jealous when you talk poorly about somebody? I'm guessing his parents told him that as a way of coping when people used to laugh at him and speak badly about what a useless twat he was. "Oh no Kyle! You're very smart and handsome and good at the sex. They're just jealous of you and your rampaging manliness."
 
Dude fails to realize that some of us are on here specifically to talk shit about CA folks.
That's literally what brought me to the farms, trying to find out something about Lindsay Ellis lol. Now I shitpost about all the former CA people as well as the Tranch/Kevin/Rioley/etc tranny nonsense. It's just gossip Kyle, calm down. Be happy anyone is talking about you at all. Would he really prefer utter indifference? We make better nemeses than your average twitter mob posting poo emoji anime girl gifs and screaming for cancellation over nothing. How validating for a professionally woke keyboard warrior!
 
Kyle, I want you to get better, I really do.
Proving me wrong is as good an outcome as going down in flames for our amusement.

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JK, this is way too funny.

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Kyle, I want you to get better, I really do.
Proving me wrong is as good an outcome as going down in flames for our amusement.

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JK, this is way too funny.

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Nobody at Kiwi Farms has harassed people at CA or their families. The only ones who have done harassment are the CTC movement that has former CA people in it which includes your former friends Lindsay Ellis and Dan Olson. So you have more to fear from with your former TGWTG colleagues than anybody from Kiwi Farms.
 
Nobody at Kiwi Farms has harassed people at CA or their families. The only ones who have done harassment are the CTC movement that has former CA people in it which includes your former friends Lindsay Ellis and Dan Olson. So you have more to fear from with your former TGWTG colleagues than anybody from Kiwi Farms.
LOLOL. Kyle acts like KF has ruined his life when all we do is screenshot his screeching and laugh at him.

The only people who fucked his life up are Lindsey, Jourdain, and himself.

All these CA people that he admits are "in bad mental health" are because they spend all their free time REEEing at Brad and Doug every time they inhale oxygen, instead of moving on with their lives and focusing on growing their brand, improving their content, and building a fanbase.

Despite what Doug and Brad did or didn't do, wasting your time, effort, and energy blaming your problems on them (and us) is futile and unhealthy, Kyle. Want to get better? Stay away from Jourdain and Lindsey, go fuck some dudes, touch grass, and delete your Twitter. You can thank me later.
 
He reads this thread, lol. He could also create a account under his real name (or a fake one, if he already hasn't) and join the discussion. He's already a Cow, what does he have to lose?
 
But...but....who wouldn't be envious of Kyle? He's a failed knock off of the way more successful Brad Jones, and spends the majority of his time online screeching about getting alienated and fucked over by so-called "friends" or flagellating himself over an ex-girlfriend who gaslit him into the broken shell you see today. I get more jelly than a Smucker's factory just thinking about it!
Also: fat.

Well it seems like Kyle has the emotional and intellectual maturity of a teenage girl.

The sign of the eternal theater kid. Everyone hated them in High School and we all hate them now.
 
He declared himself bi at the end of his Bi Lighting video in 2018. No monocles were dropped in shock at this revelation.
For fucks sake declaring Bisexuality or Pansexuality is the weakest way to gain Woke Points. It's even weaker than when these guys throw on a dress and some make up and start calling themselves a "Lesbian" troon.

Because they don't have to prove it just claim an attraction to men while dating women. Well in most of these losers cases trying to date women.
 
I never understood pansexuality. Like, if you are Bi, you fuck with someone who isn't attractive to you, but as pansexual you do? As for our boy Kyle, ether he made that "statement" as a joke or he is doing what Holy Führers Anita and Lindsay made him say, because "feminist dont need men", so might as well went with a plan B if he doesn't win any SJW pussy.
 
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I never understood pansexuality. Like, if you are Bi, you fuck with someone who isn't attractive to you, but as pansexual you do? As for our boy Kyle, ether he made that "statement" as a joke or he is doing what Holy Führers Anita and Lindsay made him say, because "feminist dont need men", so might as well went with a plan B if he doesn't win any SJW pussy.
These faggots just like to throw terms around.

Bisexual means you are attracted to both men and women but only those that were born as men and women.
Pansexual means you're attracted to both men and women and it doesn't matter if they were born that way or not. So you also include troons, trannies and people like lesbian souls like Chris.

As for Kyle. It's whatever gains him the most oppression points and ups his status with SJWs. This is a guy that would willingly suck dick, even if he was straight, if he could use it to show how tortured and oppressed he was.
 
These faggots just like to throw terms around.

Bisexual means you are attracted to both men and women but only those that were born as men and women.
Pansexual means you're attracted to both men and women and it doesn't matter if they were born that way or not. So you also include troons, trannies and people like lesbian souls like Chris.

As for Kyle. It's whatever gains him the most oppression points and ups his status with SJWs. This is a guy that would willingly suck dick, even if he was straight, if he could use it to show how tortured and oppressed he was.
Plenty of bisexual folk would have sex with trans folks, so that's not the distinction between bisexuals and pansexuals. The only difference is in word definition: multiple genders vs. all genders. That's the only difference, honestly.

As for Kyle and his bisexuality, who gives a fuck if he wants to suck a dick or two? What does matter is that he's acting like an insufferable prick on the internet for all to see and archive on here. Doesn't help that he's such an emotional masochist that he comes here to hurt his own feelings instead of getting therapy or recognizing why we talk shit about him.
 
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Eileen Fisher is the correct answer, but they don't make graphic tees of pop culture references so she'll never find them. Anyway, they're both fat and no one here would have sex with either of them.

"You're beyond my pity."

I don't think anyone who posts here needs or wants Kyle's pity.

However, he has mine. Abused, friendless and paranoid is no way to be. Poor little play-pretend sodomite. Hope he gets help.
 
Plenty of bisexual folk would have sex with trans folks, so that's not the distinction between bisexuals and pansexuals. The only difference is in word definition: multiple genders vs. all genders. That's the only difference, honestly.

As for Kyle and his bisexuality, who gives a fuck if he wants to suck a dick or two? What does matter is that he's acting like an insufferable prick on the internet for all to see and archive on here. Doesn't help that he's such an emotional masochist that he comes here to hurt his own feelings instead of getting therapy or recognizing why we talk shit about him.
A lot of people would have sex with trans folk but usually it's because they've had surgery both top and bottom to look like their preferred gender. And then there are some that think all that's necessary to be a "woman" is to wear women's clothes, makeup and maybe take hormones. That's usually what separates bi from pan. At least that's how I understand it.

And yeah, if Kyle wants to suck dick then he's welcome to it. I don't think anybody really cares because it's just Kyle. The fact that he needs to announce it in the way he does like it's monumental is the funny part.
 
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