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the dualities of Kevin Gibes' RT's, basic civics ignorance and the merits of a *checks content warning again* hyper anus:
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I don't know if I agree with the example shown; at least the less-photogenic Big Mac is still an edible burger and easily loved by millions. A more accurate example of troons being honest about all the glories of transitioning would be the Mouldy Whopper Burger King tried to advertise a while back.

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🤔 but wasn’t the point of the moldy burger ad to show that their food is natural (or without preservatives, at least)? Maybe they would be better represented by a burger sculpted out of shit.

His performative capitalization always pisses me off. I'll never forget his rant about "Black Deaf" people (and getting BTFOd by actual black deaf people).
That sounds like an amazing read! Unfortunately, this thread is as bloated as Kevin’s waistline, and I can’t find it. Does anyone have a link handy?

UPDATE: I found it, and it is glorious! I think the black people were being way too patient with him, though. Wedge deserves nothing but scorn.
 
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And buying and then wearing some exceptional fetish shirt for days.
Think he'll break the record? He wore the inflation shirt for what, like 10 days?
the dualities of Kevin Gibes' RT's, basic civics ignorance and the merits of a *checks content warning again* hyper anus:
And Kevin considers himself a public figure. At least other twitter leftoids keep their degeneracy to private alt accounts, at least I think they do, I only keep up with two minor non breadtube ones as one is my Personal lolcow and the other is related to him but I haven't been through their likes looking for porn or anythting.
 
A slight powerlevel but I knew a deaf teacher that taught sign language in a school. They were able to read lips and spoke quite well with a bit of a lisp but she taught well. They were actually a good teacher and would have a yearly musical of sorts for both hearing and deaf people in which the students would sign to music and would dress in costumes.

However, it would be near impossible to have a deaf teacher for every single sign language class because you're narrowing down the amount of people to a small population.
My little podunk town was lucky to get anyone to come there to teach a foreign language. We had the option of Spanish or French. That's it. There's no way we could have gotten someone to teach ASL there, even assuming they had the budget to hire someone. But which sign language, Wedge? ASL, British SL, French SL, Spanish SL?

We might have to icepick some ear drums to create enough deaf teachers to meet the sign language teacher demand.
 
Where I live, deaf people and their relatives can get extracurricular sign language courses- mostly paid by the state I think. Why would normal schools offer that? Just what percentage of Americans is deaf anyway? I hardly ever meet anyone deaf here.

Anyway the point is moot because

Wedge profile:
❌ deaf
❌ woman
✅ can't get thread
He doesn't want schools to teach it so that he can learn it, or his family, he wants to set things up so everyone else has to learn it to make his life easier.

You know, if he was actually deaf and not larping.
 
Well, a fistula is another complication which probably doesn't help smell.. ok, bring on the horrifying stickers.
I think we're also forgetting that a lot of troons are fat. There has to be some yeast infections going on for some of them. Mostly it's just bad hygiene and unwashed fursuits.

The only positive I can think about going to a furfest is that you could be in costume and you could shield your real identity because only absolute loser degenerates would tell people that they are a furry. That's only slightly less horrifying than declaring you are a pedo. People with non-fast food tier jobs would keep that shit on the down low because normies find it icky.

I can't wait for the pictures of Kev being awkward and lonely in a corner somewhere while Bonnie tries to pick up another chick. Fingers crossed that Kindness will drive the 1000+ miles to surprise Bonnie there. BPD girlfriends just love to show up unexpectedly when their man is out. You know, just cause they miss them. Totally not to make sure that they aren't talking to any other girls.
 
Kevin's produced some 🔥🔥🔥Muy Caliente 🔥🔥🔥 content in the wake of recent developments in the real world and the consoomerverse:

Inciting racial hatred and political division? At least the tweet's rewritten using alt-right dogwhistles!
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I have no idea WTF he's on about here, but I'm sure it's suitably caliente if you're into Transformers.
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Also, purely performative BDSM "fantasies."
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Only thing I know about Reno is that Johnny Cash shot a man there, just to watch him die.
Johnny is certainly a better name than Sue, I think. Come to think of it, why did Kevin choose such a pretentious name like "Kathryn"? He could at least have the decency to spell it the normal way. Doing that might even further distance himself from his former life, which is what he seems to want considering the name change. Yet he chooses to spell it in a way that makes him "special" and "unique."
 
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He's probably grave-dancing Colin Powell.
Greasy troons gleefully crab-raving when elderly Republicans kick the bucket always struck me as supremely ironic, cause we're supposed to believe that troons are always haunted by the spectre of suicide and death. If their "community" really was so oppressed and fragile, you think they'd show humility and compassion when someone else dies, because they know what it's like. I've never seen a synagogue post "haha old-ass jewphobe fuckin died, hope more of em get minecrafted".
You think you'll live to see 84, Kev?

When Caitlyn Jenner inevitably dies of autoerotic asphyxiation, will troons mourn their sister, or gleefully chortle at the death of a rich white Republican boomer?
 
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Kevin's produced some 🔥🔥🔥Muy Caliente 🔥🔥🔥 content in the wake of recent developments in the real world and the consoomerverse:

Inciting racial hatred and political division? At least the tweet's rewritten using alt-right dogwhistles!
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I have no idea WTF he's on about here, but I'm sure it's suitably caliente if you're into Transformers.
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Also, purely performative BDSM "fantasies."
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Wait a sec, isn’t KevKev a slave for mistress Pennywise? And he’s never been tied up? Huh. I just assumed he was “hog”tied on the reg.
 
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