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I'm not sure how doordash works but do pizza places even have a system in place to just block certain addresses? Seems like a waste of time to maintain a list/database of addresses that can't place orders. Or does phil just think every single employee at all these pizza places know to look out for his address specifically and not complete the order if they see it?

Sounds like phil just says stuff like that to play defense and try to dissuade anyone from trying.
This will obviously greatly vary based on location, but around me at the very least, restaurants put an end to fake orders by requiring you to use a card/PayPal for your online orders. Even if you call in your delivery, some places require you to pay over the phone instead of paying with cash at the door. I don't think it was done intentionally to stop troll orders and is probably just a general update/Covid thing.

I guess you could technically call restaurants and warn them, but I sincerely doubt the restaurant would care unless it constantly happened. I'd also press X to doubt, mostly because I have a hard time believing Phil ever calls anyone unless it is absolutely necessary.
 
This will obviously greatly vary based on location, but around me at the very least, restaurants put an end to fake orders by requiring you to use a card/PayPal for your online orders. Even if you call in your delivery, some places require you to pay over the phone instead of paying with cash at the door. I don't think it was done intentionally to stop troll orders and is probably just a general update/Covid thing.

I guess you could technically call restaurants and warn them, but I sincerely doubt the restaurant would care unless it constantly happened. I'd also press X to doubt, mostly because I have a hard time believing Phil ever calls anyone unless it is absolutely necessary.
i wonder if thats local to your area.
in my neck of the woods, ive ordered from dominos, pizza hut, papa johns and ive payed them all in cash at the door.
 
  • Hot flashes
  • Sleep disturbances (see his late night twitter postings)
  • Night sweats
  • Mood swings (ongoing since youth, but see recent vest & hat reaction)
  • Muh depression
  • Thinning hair
  • Brittle nails (he is constantly chewing away at them with his stubby little nub's for teeth)
There are 34 symptoms, of which Phil possesses the vast majority. The pig has reached a major point in his life, and is now experiencing menopause.
 
I know this is late, but I firmly believe he was either in a class of like 10 people in his entire senior class. Or he was in some remedial exceptional individual class like when I was young they took the morons to a special trailer to teach them whatever stupid kids were taught, I imagine it was something like this:

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While the rest of us learned normal things. And they also gave them awards to make em feel extra speshul. I believe it is one or both of these things with Phil.
Coming from experience (powerlevel time) :

In some schools, it's easy as fuck to skate by, get good grades, and do the shit needed to make it seem like you have it together. Phil did the bare minimum, but his graduating class was subpar and be happened to be the top. It happens. I did the least possible, and I wound up having to give a stupid speech because I was Valedictorian. Didn't plan on it, it got thrust on me without even knowing. Phil's high school. "accomplishments" are tainted by the ease of the road he had to take.
 
Coming from experience (powerlevel time) :

In some schools, it's easy as fuck to skate by, get good grades, and do the shit needed to make it seem like you have it together. Phil did the bare minimum, but his graduating class was subpar and be happened to be the top. It happens. I did the least possible, and I wound up having to give a stupid speech because I was Valedictorian. Didn't plan on it, it got thrust on me without even knowing. Phil's high school. "accomplishments" are tainted by the ease of the road he had to take.
id call the school but that'd feel redundant, they probably get several dozen calls a year relating to DSP. maybe i'll call as an Employer to verify his resume or something?
 
Coming from experience (powerlevel time) :

In some schools, it's easy as fuck to skate by, get good grades, and do the shit needed to make it seem like you have it together. Phil did the bare minimum, but his graduating class was subpar and be happened to be the top. It happens. I did the least possible, and I wound up having to give a stupid speech because I was Valedictorian. Didn't plan on it, it got thrust on me without even knowing. Phil's high school. "accomplishments" are tainted by the ease of the road he had to take.
Yep, my parents moved towards the wealthier area of a mid west suburb with good public education ratings. We had about 4 high schools in a 15 mile radius. All of my courses were AP/IB (college credit if you pass the exams) and I was very far from valedictorian, maybe within the top 50 in a class size of 500. Top 10 of our class ended up getting accepted into ivy league and from there only #1 got to be valedictorian. She was a 4.0 (straight A), multiple class leadership roles, swimmer, state violinist, and a ton more other extra curricular. The education experience can be completely different depending on location and the type of school. I highly doubt pigroach would even be in the top half of our graduating class from the way he speaks about geography and history.
 
Yep, my parents moved towards the wealthier area of a mid west suburb with good public education ratings. We had about 4 high schools in a 15 mile radius. All of my courses were AP/IB (college credit if you pass the exams) and I was very far from valedictorian, maybe within the top 50 in a class size of 500. Top 10 of our class ended up getting accepted into ivy league and from there only #1 got to be valedictorian. She was a 4.0 (straight A), multiple class leadership roles, swimmer, state violinist, and a ton more other extra curricular. The education experience can be completely different depending on location and the type of school. I highly doubt pigroach would even be in the top half of our graduating class from the way he speaks about geography and history.
to be honest, i would have only done marginally better than phil at the geography thing. i dont know where the fuck finland is for instance.
the math and chemistry ones, id do way better.
i remember coloring and labeling maps for latin america, the states and europe a few times in high school. not enough to remember it very well.
edit: maybe my school was retard tier or something, but i remeber a good portion of the preiodic table to this day.
 
Yep, my parents moved towards the wealthier area of a mid west suburb with good public education ratings. We had about 4 high schools in a 15 mile radius. All of my courses were AP/IB (college credit if you pass the exams) and I was very far from valedictorian, maybe within the top 50 in a class size of 500. Top 10 of our class ended up getting accepted into ivy league and from there only #1 got to be valedictorian. She was a 4.0 (straight A), multiple class leadership roles, swimmer, state violinist, and a ton more other extra curricular. The education experience can be completely different depending on location and the type of school. I highly doubt pigroach would even be in the top half of our graduating class from the way he speaks about geography and history.
to be honest, i would have only done marginally better than phil at the geography thing. i dont know where the fuck finland is for instance.
DSP butchering European countries back in the Bully days or him not knowing where the Grand Canyon is doesn't represent a lack of education, or a sub-par education that he excelled in. They highlight his lack of experience. His pocket of travel includes major states in the US, where he never left the vicinity of the hotel hosting his fighting game match, or at tourist traps in Seattle.

As much as DSP tries to act like the street smart guy, his only evidence of knowledge paints him as a book smart Valedictorian that doesn't know anything about the real world.
 
I assume detractors have done this at some point since Phil doxed himself the day he laid foot in Renton. I believe Phil when he says he's been harassed "behind duh scenes" and doesn't mention it on stream. Phil can control himself when he wants to, and the one thing that probably terrifies him most is dealing with any humans in real life and thus doesn't want to encourage it.
I'm not too sure mate. The few circles I'm in if I said let's call a hooker and send her to Jordie, most lads would agree. When it comes to Phil any suggestion gets shot down instantly.
I don't understand why that is, or why he has this protected cow status but he does. The detractors made their own worst enemy, and gave him the teflon and unkillable nicknames. My best guess is that most people want to see him "win" because they secretly like him or see it as this "if he can do it so can I" thing. I believe if he got fucked with behind the scenes he would say more about it, like with the cardboard cock he surely didn't get but someone else did. Or the totally serious death threats he showed. I'm certain he would use this behind the scenes trolling as a way to rally the troops and beg for money, woe is me kind of deal.
I mean speaking of his protected cow status, I still get shit for doxing his gated community or people that enter the vortex. I'm not saying go mess with Phil, I'm really not, but I simply don't get the whole "I want Philip to be homeless, divorced, hungry, begging on the street and poor. However don't you dare do anything to harm a single hair on his head."
I mean people want him to live in utter misery, but don't you dare send a few plumbers to his condo? Does my head in mate.
 
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