DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Don't you lecture me]

Every time the subject of "Why doesn't anyone mess with Dave irl" comes around it always turns into "It's so dumb that no one messed with Dave irl", but never ever develops into "I'm going to mess with Dave irl". This whole protected status that Dave has only exists because no one actually wants to do anything, just complain that no one else is. If anyone is going to post about how irksome it is that Dave isn't fucked with irl then just go ahead and grab a handful of that poo yourself.

EDIT: forgot to add one word to my last sentence.

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

Every time the subject of "Why doesn't anyone mess with Dave irl" comes around it always turns into "It's so dumb that no one messed with Dave irl", but never ever develops into "I'm going to mess with Dave irl". This whole protected status that Dave has only exists because no one actually wants to do anything, just complain that no one else is. If anyone is going to post about how irksome it is that Dave isn't fucked with irl then just go ahead and grab a handful of that poo yourself.

EDIT: forgot to add one word to my last sentence.

Why would anyone want to mess with Phil in real life? We are just here to laugh at his idiocy, it's highly entertaining. If you actually want something bad to happen to him, you're fucked in the head and need help.

 

[Don't you lecture me]

Why would anyone want to mess with Phil in real life? We are just here to laugh at his idiocy, it's highly entertaining. If you actually want something bad to happen to him, you're fucked in the head and need help.

Did you mean to quote me? Because I never even said I wanted something bad to even happen with him at all. It's just that every couple of weeks this subject comes around and there's always complaining from several posters about how Dave has this status as a cow that is never messed with.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

grab a handful of that poo yourself

You have no idea how exceptional that sounds mate.

Dave has this status as a cow that is never messed with

Because it's true.
People "troll" him by throwing a fiver at him and calling him fat, dumb or remind him that he has gout. Mate sign me up for that trolling yeah? Look at how Jordie got fucked with by a group of people that I'm shocked can count to ten. Even looking at Ethan Ralph, bloke got several boxes of Maker's Mark ordered, hookers, car destroyed, every single paypig got messed with after the recent leak and so much more.

So I'm asking you to tell me what is the worst Phil has gotten? The recent spending leak was bad, sure but it only hurts him because it shows he's a scammer.
He's gotten fuck all else, he just uses "behind the scenes trolling" as some exceptional way to make people feel sorry for him. I know a fair bit of the shit he gets, and most of his trolling is throwing money at him.

Last time I was really bored I doxed well over a hundred people, which lead to Phil getting kicked out of every naked oily men faction he joined. When he cried about us harassing his gated community, I doxed his gated community. Another time I was annoyed because he shat on other streamers for the stuff he does, and I befriended a owner of a certain website and got three articles written about Phil. When I was somewhat bothered by his fake Twitch fundraisers, I found and contacted a higher up person and spoke to him about it, which lead to him personally forwarding everything to their legal team.
I've done nothing out of malice, my goal was to beat him at his own game.

I did fuck all when he did his bankruptcy scam, and I've never done or will ever do anything that would require me to break the law. People constantly break the law to fuck with other cows. Again, I don't support it because if you're willing to break the law to troll a cow you should an hero. However again, tell me what is this awful behind the scenes trolling that Phil gets so often? And when you do also tell me why people seem to think if's fine to send hookers to Jordie, but not fine to do the same to Phil? Either it's both fine, or it's both exceptional.

Again, not saying you should troll, but fuck me yeah.

 

[Michael Janke]

If you actually want something bad to happen to him, you're fucked in the head and need help.

something bad happens to him every day.
by his own admission, phil lives a life worse than ethopians in the 80's

 

[Don't you lecture me]

You have no idea how exceptional that sounds mate.


Because it's true.
People "troll" him by throwing a fiver at him and calling him fat, dumb or remind him that he has gout. Mate sign me up for that trolling yeah? Look at how Jordie got fucked with by a group of people that I'm shocked can count to ten. Even looking at Ethan Ralph, bloke got several boxes of Maker's Mark ordered, hookers, car destroyed, every single paypig got messed with after the recent leak and so much more.

So I'm asking you to tell me what is the worst Phil has gotten? The recent spending leak was bad, sure but it only hurts him because it shows he's a scammer.
He's gotten fuck all else, he just uses "behind the scenes trolling" as some exceptional way to make people feel sorry for him. I know a fair bit of the shit he gets, and most of his trolling is throwing money at him.

Last time I was really bored I doxed well over a hundred people, which lead to Phil getting kicked out of every naked oily men faction he joined. When he cried about us harassing his gated community, I doxed his gated community. Another time I was annoyed because he shat on other streamers for the stuff he does, and I befriended a owner of a certain website and got three articles written about Phil. When I was somewhat bothered by his fake Twitch fundraisers, I found and contacted a higher up person and spoke to him about it, which lead to him personally forwarding everything to their legal team.
I've done nothing out of malice, my goal was to beat him at his own game.

I did fuck all when he did his bankruptcy scam, and I've never done or will ever do anything that would require me to break the law. People constantly break the law to fuck with other cows. Again, I don't support it because if you're willing to break the law to troll a cow you should an hero. However again, tell me what is this awful behind the scenes trolling that Phil gets so often? And when you do also tell me why people seem to think if's fine to send hookers to Jordie, but not fine to do the same to Phil? Either it's both fine, or it's both exceptional.

Again, not saying you should troll, but fuck me yeah.

I get what you're saying, and yeah Dave's entire spiel about behind the scenes has always been a lie for sympathy. It's why the only example he can ever really tout is the wellness check, the cardboard dick and the ween in the bankruptcy call. But Dave's "Teflon" status is entirely because no one actually wants to bother going through the trouble to do anything to the guy, not because there's a bodyguard squad of detractors out there protecting him (that's his paypig's job). But anyone COULD do something, which probably says something about how little relevance he really even has because no one even feels like going through the trouble to treat him like any other cow. Even Frank Hassle couldn't be arsed.

I just get bothered by someone complaining about something not happening or getting done, while they entirely have the power to do it themselves. And this topic always comes around now and then and the same things are said every time.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I think Phil doesn't get any kind of irl trolling because he lives like a hermit and his life is boring af.
He is not like Wings who gets mental breakdowns on stream, or Ethan Ralph who is a nutjob with crazy opinions.

Phil is boring and the most one would get out of sending hookers to his house is the same "trolls ruin my life" speech, which he keeps repeating every day on stream anyway.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

• Hot flashes
• Sleep disturbances (see his late night twitter postings)
• Night sweats
• Mood swings (ongoing since youth, but see recent vest & hat reaction)
• Muh depression
• Thinning hair
• Brittle nails (he is constantly chewing away at them with his stubby little nub's for teeth)

There are 34 symptoms, of which Phil possesses the vast majority. The pig has reached a major point in his life, and is now experiencing menopause.

It's probably just untreated diabetes, but that was pretty funny.

 

[hundredthousand]

Last time I was really bored I doxed well over a hundred people, which lead to Phil getting kicked out of every naked oily men faction he joined.

Just wanted to chime in and say that was brilliant and I miss those days of watching him get kicked from at least one faction each week. You must have gotten him thrown out of at least a dozen factions. Even after he changed his username he was rediscovered within a day... lol.

The best part of it all was that he was surely fuming at the situation but was unable to say anything about it or else he would admit to playing champions.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Why would anyone want to mess with Phil in real life? We are just here to laugh at his idiocy, it's highly entertaining. If you actually want something bad to happen to him, you're fucked in the head and need help.

This is like when someone says "nobody gets mad when Phil gets money" when people clearly do. Yes there are people in the, ugh, "detractor community" that get legit angry when Phil gets money and there are people who really want terrible things to happen to Phil and it is silly to pretend otherwise.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I'm not too sure mate. The few circles I'm in if I said let's call a hooker and send her to Jordie, most lads would agree. When it comes to Phil any suggestion gets shot down instantly.
I don't understand why that is, or why he has this protected cow status but he does. The detractors made their own worst enemy, and gave him the teflon and unkillable nicknames. My best guess is that most people want to see him "win" because they secretly like him or see it as this "if he can do it so can I" thing. I believe if he got fucked with behind the scenes he would say more about it, like with the cardboard cock he surely didn't get but someone else did. Or the totally serious death threats he showed. I'm certain he would use this behind the scenes trolling as a way to rally the troops and beg for money, woe is me kind of deal.
I mean speaking of his protected cow status, I still get shit for doxing his gated community or people that enter the vortex. I'm not saying go mess with Phil, I'm really not, but I simply don't get the whole "I want Philip to be homeless, divorced, hungry, begging on the street and poor. However don't you dare do anything to harm a single hair on his head."
I mean people want him to live in utter misery, but don't you dare send a few plumbers to his condo? Does my head in mate.

Yeah Phil trolls have always seemed not as malicious as the trolls going after Wings imo. Phil gets so stale I wouldn't mind a plumber showing up and even just knocking on the door. Of course he will play victim about it and use it for pitybucks but someone driving 20-30 minutes to someone's house and getting turned away is next to nothing. The last time I can even think of something like this coming up was when Frank Hassle was hinting at messing with Phil but sadly that fell apart really quickly.

 

[ProvenWrong]

When I was somewhat bothered by his fake Twitch fundraisers, I found and contacted a higher up person and spoke to him about it, which lead to him personally forwarding everything to their legal team.
I've done nothing out of malice, my goal was to beat him at his own game.

Ok second attempt at this since quote fucked up.


Just being a curious George here - did this lead to anything or did he escape the grasp of the legal team like he did the IRS & Nancy ?

 

[Balr0g]

You have no idea how exceptional that sounds mate.


Because it's true.
People "troll" him by throwing a fiver at him and calling him fat, dumb or remind him that he has gout. Mate sign me up for that trolling yeah? Look at how Jordie got fucked with by a group of people that I'm shocked can count to ten. Even looking at Ethan Ralph, bloke got several boxes of Maker's Mark ordered, hookers, car destroyed, every single paypig got messed with after the recent leak and so much more.

So I'm asking you to tell me what is the worst Phil has gotten? The recent spending leak was bad, sure but it only hurts him because it shows he's a scammer.
He's gotten fuck all else, he just uses "behind the scenes trolling" as some exceptional way to make people feel sorry for him. I know a fair bit of the shit he gets, and most of his trolling is throwing money at him.

Last time I was really bored I doxed well over a hundred people, which lead to Phil getting kicked out of every naked oily men faction he joined. When he cried about us harassing his gated community, I doxed his gated community. Another time I was annoyed because he shat on other streamers for the stuff he does, and I befriended a owner of a certain website and got three articles written about Phil. When I was somewhat bothered by his fake Twitch fundraisers, I found and contacted a higher up person and spoke to him about it, which lead to him personally forwarding everything to their legal team.
I've done nothing out of malice, my goal was to beat him at his own game.

I did fuck all when he did his bankruptcy scam, and I've never done or will ever do anything that would require me to break the law. People constantly break the law to fuck with other cows. Again, I don't support it because if you're willing to break the law to troll a cow you should an hero. However again, tell me what is this awful behind the scenes trolling that Phil gets so often? And when you do also tell me why people seem to think if's fine to send hookers to Jordie, but not fine to do the same to Phil? Either it's both fine, or it's both exceptional.

Again, not saying you should troll, but fuck me yeah.

Well there are a few things you should not consider messing with Phil irl (at least in regards to his streams): he is paranoid as fuck. Imagine if you start to mess with him in a more serious way and he might hurt Khet or Jasper after shutting himself of in one of his rooms. That is something that I don't want on my conscience. And as others said other levels of trolling would have him cry on stream "Those no-life scumbags ruined my business". In a way his mindset about trolls has clouded his own judgement for his failings. His "business" was in a steady and slow decline since 2012 and funny enough IIRC he complained more about trolls from that point on (TIHYDP in particular) Remember his first rant about TIHYDP? He said and I quote "I am afraid these people will show up one day and try to murder me" Yes. DSP was this delusional back then. it's probably the reason why "trolling" is such a no-no theme. Why poke the hornet's nest when he is stinging himself perfectly without any input?

Oh and on a side note: I just read an article about another former Twitch partner called Matt "Dellor" Vaughn. He was kicked out of the partnertship program for his bad behaviour and Twitch allegedly promised him that he could come back if he behaved for one year. That year is over and guess what: he is not allowed back though from what I understood is that he was an affiliate (might need to check that though). So my prediction is this: Phil will eventually get back on the Affiliate program (most likely in a few days) but he will never ever be a partner again.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So my prediction is this: Phil will eventually get back on the Affiliate program (most likely in a few days) but he will never ever be a partner again.

He has to stream for at least a month before affiliate.

 

[gh0stzero]

Every time the subject of "Why doesn't anyone mess with Dave irl" comes around it always turns into "It's so dumb that no one messed with Dave irl", but never ever develops into "I'm going to mess with Dave irl". This whole protected status that Dave has only exists because no one actually wants to do anything, just complain that no one else is. If anyone is going to post about how irksome it is that Dave isn't fucked with irl then just go ahead and grab a handful of that poo yourself.

EDIT: forgot to add one word to my last sentence.

Discussing plans to fuck with Phil on an online forum for stickers and asspats is entirely the wrong way to go about it.

You're supposed to point and laugh, when you see animals doing stupid shit in the zoo you don't run into the enclosures do you?

That last part, honestly if you're not laughing at Phil and find yourself getting rather upset you need to walk away from the internet.

 

[LieLieFyre]

If you have to spend cash to fuck with someone you're doing it wrong.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I know this is late, but I firmly believe he was either in a class of like 10 people in his entire senior class. Or he was in some remedial exceptional individual class like when I was young they took the morons to a special trailer to teach them whatever stupid kids were taught, I imagine it was something like this:

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While the rest of us learned normal things. And they also gave them awards to make em feel extra speshul. I believe it is one or both of these things with Phil.

I went looking into Phil's high school a little more and currently for grades 9 through 12 they have about 490 students enrolled. I'm not sure what it would have been 20 years ago, but Phil's graduating class was probably like 100 people or less.

I found one clip of Phil being asked what size his 'Graduating class' was and Phil's response was "I have NO idea! I have no way of even fucking knowing that!"

Whenever Phil talks about his high school he acts like it was this huge place, but the enrollment of his entire high school was like half the size of just my graduating class. He likely had at least one class a day with every single person in his entire grade.
I think my grade needed something like 3 teachers doing nothing but teaching all 7 periods a day of just 9th grade science, still with like 33 to 34 kids per class, while Phil's school would have needed 1 teacher teaching just 3 periods.

It also seems kind of laughable Phil's 80's movie stories about how he 'wasn't in any cliques' so he and the other outcasts formed their own clique, the "We don't give a shit!' clique.
It sounds more like Phil was just shunned by his entire class because they all knew him and didn't like him except for 3 other kids who would tolerate him.

I'm just laughing at how small his class size was compared to the way his narc storytelling makes him embigen it to when he talks about it so he can pretend he was the protagonist of an 80's movie.

 

[Iron Father]

Nice Forrest Gump haircut, stupid.

First the haircut, now the new hat. It all makes sense.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

This is like when someone says "nobody gets mad when Phil gets money" when people clearly do. Yes there are people in the, ugh, "detractor community" that get legit angry when Phil gets money and there are people who really want terrible things to happen to Phil and it is silly to pretend otherwise.

Whether you get mad whenever he gets money or not, one thing never has or will change - that money goes to self-indulgence. Pulls, Total Wine and DoorDash is the way he's chosen to go. I'd get it people getting mad if he was doing a walkthrough video of his new Lamborghini, but the reality is that he fucks himself over every day.

His physical health sucks, his mental health is worse, despite him claiming his life is amazing at the end of every year, he is fundamentally incapable of saving money, so everything that happens to him IRL is an emergency, even before he even knows how much it will cost (just like the shower).

If you've seen his recent rants, it's just a boomer spiraling out of control. This is peak Dave activity, and it keeps getting better.

Why would you get mad at him? He's doing exactly what a lolcow does - he keeps getting worse and gives the community funnier clips to make fun of.

So yea, IMO, the bottom line of the fact of the truth of the matter is that, I'd argue, no amount of money will make him happy, he's not happy currently and hasn't really been since about 2-3 months after he moved to WA (which was basically the peak of his life), and he's claiming his life is amazing just to spite you. And if it works, and his arrogance and fake flexing is getting to you, it will be better for you to take a step back and look at the bigger picture, which is a fat, unhealthy man, miserably stumbling through his life while people support his toxic and self-destructive habits.

Don't get his discussion of "trolls win" or "we win" distract you from the fact that he has lost this entire time, because for you and me, he's a fat man on the internet, and for him, this is reality.

There's no winning for him, there's no retirement, there's no comfort. He goes to bed every night (probably) drunk to be able to sleep, deals with insults every day, and sits on his stream every single day, knowing that he directly depends on these people who insult him, or actual wheelchair individuals, so he can continue with his life.

And all this for a job we're allegedly "jealous" of?

I'd rather flip Ch'king Burgers all day than this. There's more dignity in it anyways.

TL DR - FILL is a miserable loser, is absolutely determined to continue being one, and doesn't need extra help to be such. He's destroying himself, therefore no need for you to go out of your way to be salty about it, or to try and help him. He's already lost the game he decided to play, and he picked a difficulty too high for his skills. Your "let's laugh at Fill" is his reality, and generally, DSP is taking the L every day of his life - and we get to see it live in 360p webcam quality.

 

[Coke Zero]

Why would anyone want to mess with Phil in real life? We are just here to laugh at his idiocy, it's highly entertaining. If you actually want something bad to happen to him, you're fucked in the head and need help.

Why is it bad for phil if he has to get off his ass and answer the door for a few plumbers or something like that? If anything its way worse for the plumbers who would be wasting their time so I could see if people approached it from that angle and said dont waste innocent peoples' time with dsp shit but framing the idea of plumbers or pizza showing up at his front door as something "bad" happening to phil doesn't really make much sense. Sure its a minor inconvenience but it isn't really "bad".

Edit - Also for anyone saying not to mess with phil, do you laugh at the bank leaks, the wwe champions spending/doxxing, the bankruptcy call, etc? Because that was all brought to us by people doing the kind of stuff you're saying not to do, so obviously you shouldn't be enjoying any of that.