DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wasabi Panda]

ya know I think the reason he's not messed with IRL is a few things.

He's a paranoid hermit that lives in a gated community. So chances are you need a code to even get to his unit. I'm not sure though, if you do you probably need code for the intercom so you're probably not going to be able to send him any service or anything.

All that would do is waste money and in the plumbing case, some innocent plumber who's probably over worked and just wants to do their job. So it would be trolling a plumber.

He CLAIMS to leave his house one day a week, but if you listen to his stories about his day off sometimes, well, most of the time they don't add up like last week he went out to eat with ket but also she stayed home to finish Judgement but also they went somewhere together.

I would argue, ok? OK! Alright! Being honest here, ok, ummm that it would be what he wants. He wants so badly for him to have some example of the trolls fucking with him in real life trying to ruin his life so he can play the victim card for a good 6 months. Look at the swatting and the "citibank debitor".

He beat those till they were dead Khets. The """"Swatting"""" went from the trolls failed it was just a wellness check to the ending of Christmas Vacation to he almost died as these big burly swat men had him at gun point, he actually died...but got better.

Shit i'm shocked he hasn't pulled the "see what these sickos are like, they planned to get 20 plumbers to come to my house and are as we speak congregating the flange of word I don't know to make a mass effort to do something! my god they have no life yadda yadda yadda thats why khet won't come on stream yadda yadda yadda thats why I don't do house tours"

C'mon PP you know you want to, you need SOMETHING to make yourself look like the victim after the hat/vest scam.

then after any of those situations he'll just flat out deny it ever happened and LIMB anyone who hints at bringing it up.

It just doesn't seem like it's worth the effort.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I dont even understand at this point. He constantly hypes up the hats and vests as rewards for hitting his goals and as an incentive to tip, but then when he chooses to not wear them he says no one actually cares about them anyway and they don't actually matter... ok then why are they your rewards for receiving money?

The rewards are a huge deal until the second he has all of his money, then they don't actually matter. Funny how that works.

Not to mention the money he wasted on them.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He CLAIMS to leave his house one day a week, but if you listen to his stories about his day off sometimes, well, most of the time they don't add up

The bank leaks prove pretty definitively that he does go out once a week. His stories are probably scrambled because he's hiding something he doesn't want to talk about, like trouble with Kat or some sort of spending he doesn't want to admit to.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He'll probably get a shitty job like a greeter at wallmart or something, while trying to relieve his glory days on Youtube or Twitch.

Sign-twirler outside a Chuck-E-Cheese.

 

[RunescapeSydePhil]

I wanted to but a group of exceptional individuals wanted to get that ever so famous "Gotcha" moment and when people know they will get doxed, shit gets privated. And I refuse to waste time because someone wanted to prove something we already knew.

I've been hearing about this famous group of people who are gate keepers to trolling DSP. Especially when it comes to WWE Champions. I don't mean to put you on the spot Nigel. But will there ever be a day where we will know who these people are? I'm seriously getting tired of hearing about this group but never hearing anyone connected to them. Cause at this point. Their asses should be put on blast. Finger pointing and laughing at them for being such cucks.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Sign-twirler outside a Chuck-E-Cheese.

Implying he's in any physical condition to spin a large cardboard sign fast, regardless of if he truly has a 'bad back' or not.

 

[Sup3r]

Since Perry Caravello has overlap with some detractors, here's some funny news. Perry got banned on Twitch recently, however the ban got overturned today and would you look at that, Twitch apahlagized to him!
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And yeah, it's a boilerplate apology that's probably automated and sent by a bot, but you just know that Phil got it he would be creaming his pants and would sell it on stream like Jeff Bezos himself realized that Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct and personally apologized to him and told him that he loves him and his streams.

So yeah, big ups Perry for getting a formal written apology from Twitch while poor little Phil is still waiting for one

Not quite the same situation. The apologies are for when twitch undoes a decision. Phil will never get one for losing his partnership, unless twitch pulls a complete 180.

Just remember that Phil demanded a public apology, not just an email. He won't be getting what he wants

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

To the guy who brought up Piggys high school clique called the "we don't give a fuck clique" we had that when I was in school and it was called "those virgin spazzes into X that sit around in the hallway between classes" the X being something back in his time that wasn't all that popular mainstream wise back then but you knew about it just didn't like advertise it shit like anime and vidya games. Granted both of those are accepted enough today but in the late 90's it was still pretty fringe.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Not quite the same situation. The apologies are for when twitch undoes a decision. Phil will never get one for losing his partnership, unless twitch pulls a complete 180.

Just remember that Phil demanded a public apology, not just an email. He won't be getting what he wants

I'm aware of that but Phil has this uncanny ability to big himself up and making himself seem like he's God's gift to Earth. Remember when he first switched to Youtube and had extended Twitter conversations with the Youtube support bot on Twitter thinking he's talking to an actual human being? He even told the bot to follow him on Twitter for more robust advice on how they should run their site

Not to mention, when Youtube finally added subscriber-only mode (equivalent to follower-only on Twitch) a few months ago Phil was sucking himself off on the following prestream and claimed that he was single-handedly the reason they added it since he suggested that feature to the Twitter support bot and that Youtube follows him, listens to him and loves him and his streams and his expert business advice.
People speculate whether Phil will return to Twitch as soon as he'll be able to apply for affiliate. I personally think he will, but in either case if that happens Phil will make up some wild story where he'll make it seem like Jeff Bezos himself sent a behind-the-scenes apology email and interaction, bent the knee and kissed the ring. So yeah, Phil will never get an apology from Twitch but he'll make it seem like he did if he ever runs back to Twitch.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I'm not too sure mate. The few circles I'm in if I said let's call a hooker and send her to Jordie, most lads would agree. When it comes to Phil any suggestion gets shot down instantly.
I don't understand why that is, or why he has this protected cow status but he does. The detractors made their own worst enemy, and gave him the teflon and unkillable nicknames. My best guess is that most people want to see him "win" because they secretly like him or see it as this "if he can do it so can I" thing. I believe if he got fucked with behind the scenes he would say more about it, like with the cardboard cock he surely didn't get but someone else did. Or the totally serious death threats he showed. I'm certain he would use this behind the scenes trolling as a way to rally the troops and beg for money, woe is me kind of deal.
I mean speaking of his protected cow status, I still get shit for doxing his gated community or people that enter the vortex. I'm not saying go mess with Phil, I'm really not, but I simply don't get the whole "I want Philip to be homeless, divorced, hungry, begging on the street and poor. However don't you dare do anything to harm a single hair on his head."
I mean people want him to live in utter misery, but don't you dare send a few plumbers to his condo? Does my head in mate.

Yeah, Kiwifarms has a lot of down-low DSP fans that pretend to hate him but definitely defend him and celebrate his many scams (right up to his bankruptcy fraud being celebrated on the front page of this very website.) Hell, we have fags in this very thread who cheer on and applaud Snowkarl, an obedient, snitchy paypig who takes Phil's shit and still showers the pig with money because he asks "edgy" questions. It's a bizarre juxtaposition and I've never really wrapped my head around the Phil fags here either.

 

[actually]

I've been hearing about this famous group of people who are gate keepers to trolling DSP. Especially when it comes to WWE Champions. I don't mean to put you on the spot Nigel. But will there ever be a day where we will know who these people are? I'm seriously getting tired of hearing about this group but never hearing anyone connected to them. Cause at this point. Their asses should be put on blast. Finger pointing and laughing at them for being such cucks.

If this is going to happen, I'd recommend using the a-log thread since that's pretty much what it's for.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Well there are a few things you should not consider messing with Phil irl (at least in regards to his streams): he is paranoid as fuck. Imagine if you start to mess with him in a more serious way and he might hurt Khet or Jasper after shutting himself of in one of his rooms. That is something that I don't want on my conscience.

That's absurd. Phil is an absolute pussy, he's not going to hurt anyone, he isn't capable of it. Much more unstable lolcows are fucked with way harder and haven't gone postal on their loved ones. Even proper nutters like Boogie literally won't pull the trigger. The idea that Phil is going to suddenly lock him and his "family" inside and chimp out is just mental.

 

[Coke Zero]

I've been hearing about this famous group of people who are gate keepers to trolling DSP. Especially when it comes to WWE Champions. I don't mean to put you on the spot Nigel. But will there ever be a day where we will know who these people are? I'm seriously getting tired of hearing about this group but never hearing anyone connected to them. Cause at this point. Their asses should be put on blast. Finger pointing and laughing at them for being such cucks.

Knowing some of the people who follow dsp, the big reveal will probably be trolling phil with a $10,000 check or something.

Really though it sucks for phil that his ego is so fragile and sensitive, he could make a fortune from all the people who want to pay money to call him names.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

I've got good news for you!


If he ever tries to lay a finger on Kat, we'll see a real-life version of Gojitenks happening.

lol
"HOLDING BACK, STILL CAN'T BLHOCK"

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The bank leaks prove pretty definitively that he does go out once a week. His stories are probably scrambled because he's hiding something he doesn't want to talk about, like trouble with Kat or some sort of spending he doesn't want to admit to.

Not necessarily. Phil could have his $300 in groceries delivered. Or Mom Catherine gets them. It doesn't add up to me that there hasn't been any Phil sightings IRL for years, when he tells us every week in advance his "off day".

 

[UaineRunei]

I don't understand why that is, or why he has this protected cow status but he does. The detractors made their own worst enemy, and gave him the teflon and unkillable nicknames. My best guess is that most people want to see him "win" because they secretly like him or see it as this "if he can do it so can I" thing.

That's the most intriguing part of all of this. Seems like a bunch of Wings trolls are DSP fans, and it confuses the hell out of me... Like, they're claiming to troll Wings this hard because he's a scammer, racist, pedo, etc. However, you support DSP, even though he's basically the same, but with less body fat? I don't get it at all.

And you can take just one quick glance at DSP's chat to see a bunch of overused wings memes. Hell, you even got a bunch of Wings mods simping for Phil... It's bizarre.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Not necessarily. Phil could have his $300 in groceries delivered.

No, apart from the lockdown at the beginning of the plague, they were in-person transactions.

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil has ruined the word and meaning of chill for me. It is painful how much he uses that word to describe extremely unchill streams.

Phil should be more honest and label his streams as “toxic, hostile, childish, and disturbing”.

Anyone else got a word or phrase that has been forever scarred due to Phil’s stupidity?

 

[Jasper2K]

Its interesting how he says their is no major released but completely ignores metroid. Doesnt matter if you don't like the game Phil there is absolutelty new big name releases phil. All you have to say is that it doesn't interest you but your too full of shit and gin

 

[Hogan of the South]

Phil scammed his audience out of the tips rewards again last night. Gets his $100, puts on the hat, takes it off 5 minutes later because he's "too hot" and it is not seen or mentioned again for the rest of the stream.

Even more reason to lift the anti fuck with him ban. Lol. These idiots will never learn just khanstantly hemorrhaging money. What’s a good local plumber in that area?