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I think people don't fuck with Phil because they know it will result in one of two things:
  • He'll ignore it and never mention it.
  • He'll talk about a "concerted effort" to put his life and family in serious danger, which will result in money buffs like never before.
People for sure do, just the people doing it are more mature with it and aren't going overboard due to the risk of getting external attention.
 
I'm not too sure mate. The few circles I'm in if I said let's call a hooker and send her to Jordie, most lads would agree. When it comes to Phil any suggestion gets shot down instantly.
I don't understand why that is, or why he has this protected cow status but he does. The detractors made their own worst enemy, and gave him the teflon and unkillable nicknames. My best guess is that most people want to see him "win" because they secretly like him or see it as this "if he can do it so can I" thing. I believe if he got fucked with behind the scenes he would say more about it, like with the cardboard cock he surely didn't get but someone else did. Or the totally serious death threats he showed. I'm certain he would use this behind the scenes trolling as a way to rally the troops and beg for money, woe is me kind of deal.
I mean speaking of his protected cow status, I still get shit for doxing his gated community or people that enter the vortex. I'm not saying go mess with Phil, I'm really not, but I simply don't get the whole "I want Philip to be homeless, divorced, hungry, begging on the street and poor. However don't you dare do anything to harm a single hair on his head."
I mean people want him to live in utter misery, but don't you dare send a few plumbers to his condo? Does my head in mate.
Ya at this point I don’t think it matters if someone were to mess with him for example your plumber prank or strippers or what have you. The dent heads have proven time and time again they will give money no matter what so fuck it. Let the pranks commence for all I give a shit. Obviously nothing serious but who cares if he gets a little fucked with.
 
I think people don't fuck with Phil
People don't fuck with phil because the people who fuck with people like wings are not from kiwifarms. They have their own whale watcher discord servers, for example. Phil having a subforum on kiwifarms doesn't play into his "popularity" with these groups.
 
  • He'll talk about a "concerted effort" to put his life and family in serious danger, which will result in money buffs like never before.
"Why don't you do this, Phil?"
"what do you want me to put in danger my life/family/business/streams?"
this kind of approach is like the usual twitter talk of
"I am getting threats in my PM/e-mail/etc".
play it victim and some of the retards will sympathize with you.
 
Since Perry Caravello has overlap with some detractors, here's some funny news. Perry got banned on Twitch recently, however the ban got overturned today and would you look at that, Twitch apahlagized to him!
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And yeah, it's a boilerplate apology that's probably automated and sent by a bot, but you just know that Phil got it he would be creaming his pants and would sell it on stream like Jeff Bezos himself realized that Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct and personally apologized to him and told him that he loves him and his streams.

So yeah, big ups Perry for getting a formal written apology from Twitch while poor little Phil is still waiting for one :story:
 
Since Perry Caravello has overlap with some detractors, here's some funny news. Perry got banned on Twitch recently, however the ban got overturned today and would you look at that, Twitch apahlagized to him!
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And yeah, it's a boilerplate apology that's probably automated and sent by a bot, but you just know that Phil got it he would be creaming his pants and would sell it on stream like Jeff Bezos himself realized that Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct and personally apologized to him and told him that he loves him and his streams.

So yeah, big ups Perry for getting a formal written apology from Twitch while poor little Phil is still waiting for one :story:

Phil had the same email message when he got banned for his stationary incident.

He just never got an apology for losing partnership.
 
Phil scammed his audience out of the tips rewards again last night. Gets his $100, puts on the hat, takes it off 5 minutes later because he's "too hot" and it is not seen or mentioned again for the rest of the stream.
I dont even understand at this point. He constantly hypes up the hats and vests as rewards for hitting his goals and as an incentive to tip, but then when he chooses to not wear them he says no one actually cares about them anyway and they don't actually matter... ok then why are they your rewards for receiving money?

The rewards are a huge deal until the second he has all of his money, then they don't actually matter. Funny how that works.
 
TL DR - FILL is a miserable loser, is absolutely determined to continue being one, and doesn't need extra help to be such. He's destroying himself, therefore no need for you to go out of your way to be salty about it, or to try and help him. He's already lost the game he decided to play, and he picked a difficulty too high for his skills. Your "let's laugh at Fill" is his reality, and generally, DSP is taking the L every day of his life - and we get to see it live in 360p webcam quality.

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I think this bears repeating for anyone who is legitimately upset or angry when Dave gets his monies. He is a pathetic, aging fatso with (at this point) at least an equally fat wife and no friends or (outside of his gacha) hobbies. He should be laughed at daily, especially when he is able to continue this comical, lonely existence. Emphasis on existence because he is merely existing as a sack of flesh that does nothing but consume cheap food, booze, and mobile games. Anyone who enables this lifestyle, whether through financial support or other means, is even more pathetic than he is and should also be laughed at. That's where it should begin and end.
 
Has no one doxed his new faction because he is the leader and can't be kicked or something?
I wanted to but a group of exceptional individuals wanted to get that ever so famous "Gotcha" moment and when people know they will get doxed, shit gets privated. And I refuse to waste time because someone wanted to prove something we already knew.
 
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This is what I think is gonna be DSP's ending:
It will at least take 10 years before the well dries up.
Kat will definitely leave him at some point. He may or may not get a new woman, but she'll be definitely be a fan, the only kind of retard that would be into him.
He will continue to be boring with sudden spikes of interesting shit happening that will slowly fizzle out.
He'll continue fleecing his fanbase, and it doesn't matter how much his lies get exposed, they won't stop showering him with money for it, nay, what will happen is that they will grow old and slowly outgrow DSP. They'll just get bored of DSP's streams, or simply, because detractors grow bored too, whales like [Retarded and Redacted] will grow bored too since the 'detractors' won't throw a fit every time DSP gets money.
I think there's a good chance DSP will stp wasting money on MicroTs, however, I doubt he'll stop wasting money and living beyond his means, so by the time he is 48-52 he'll start getting desperate since he feels he deserves more money.

And that's it. He'll probably get a shitty job like a greeter at wallmart or something, while trying to relieve his glory days on Youtube or Twitch. He'll keep going back and forth between Twitch and Youtube over perceived slights.

He'll die as unhappy and unfulfilled as he lived, because despite his narcissism making him feel like he has something to offer, he also feels like he doesn't get the recognition he rightfully deserves. So yeah, he feels like he is the best, but he also feels like because life is unfair against him people don't ever take him as seriously as they should, therefore, an eternal feeling of unfulfillment.
 
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