Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Margo Martindale]

Yeah, that would fix everything. Wouldn't it, Tubby? A girlfriend would change it all, right?

This is the second cow i know which has diabetic foot ulcers, I wonder if he will also post a pic of him fingering it

Also im predicting his diabetus will be worse now that he has a place to stay. The only thing keeping it even mildly in check was the amount of walking he did when he was homeless

 

[Cheesegirl78]

This is the second cow i know which has diabetic foot ulcers, I wonder if he will also post a pic of him fingering it

Also im predicting his diabetus will be worse now that he has a place to stay. The only thing keeping it even mildly in check was the amount of walking he did when he was homeless

I thought it might improve.
His diet will be more appropriate for his condition while he's there, less money for buying shit food, and regular medical care.
Hopefully no more cookie dough tubes.

 

[Poop Shoot]

His care team should be doing regular testing and insulin giving.

Honestly this is the best set up he’s had in years. He’s being cared for like an invalid, which is what he needs.

Lol he’s gonna get sooooo fat.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

Watching 'Prohibit Age Proximous Sex', and thought I was going crazy hearing some weird sound. Had to pause the video like four times to see if it was coming from somewhere in my room, before I realised it was coming from the Freak. I genuinely think, if you listen underneath the schizobabble, you can hear his bed creaking and straining to hold his massive weight whenever he gesticulates or moves at all.

 

[wenttobermuda]

"Proximous" is a "real" word. It's just an archaic, useless one. In the 18th century, assholes eager to demonstrate their Latin may've said "proximus" instead of "near" or "next."

People use diction to send signals about themselves. When Lucas wishes to impress folks with his intelligence, he breaks out "proximous" and it's kin. I enjoy watching people confidently use tools they do not understand.

Just wanted to point out that “proximous” is not even close to being a real word, in case anyone was wondering.

 

[mothman96]

I'm really curious as to why he lowered the mens age from 35 to 25. For years to get rid of the competition from younger men he's been saying men under 35 should not breed, and it should be illegal. Now it's the men under 25, making men 25 to 35 fall within the range to breed when before were excluded from breeding.

 

[Bassomatic]

Since this place he's at is a care place, can they limit his food? He's clearly causing health issues due to his over eating. I can see letting him have some extras, that other wise would be chucked but, now he's legit ending up in hospital due to eating they might need to cut him back.

Granted probably only time they can change his sheets and Lysol the room down when he's mooing at the ER.

I know why we never get a straight reply but I'd love to know under Herr Comrade Sanders, why would Lucas or anyone be allowed to eat themselves to disabled status? Hell many cultures saw that as the hieght of *gasp* privlage.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Since this place he's at is a care place, can they limit his food? He's clearly causing health issues due to his over eating. I can see letting him have some extras, that other wise would be chucked but, now he's legit ending up in hospital due to eating they might need to cut him back.

Granted probably only time they can change his sheets and Lysol the room down when he's mooing at the ER.

I know why we never get a straight reply but I'd love to know under Herr Comrade Sanders, why would Lucas or anyone be allowed to eat themselves to disabled status? Hell many cultures saw that as the hieght of *gasp* privlage.

Hitler hated things like butter and white bread, loathed smoking, and most drinking, and wanted Germans to eat more of a vegetarian diet. Being overweight was sort of taboo, unless you were Hermann Goering.

 

[Da Dude123]

I'm really curious as to why he lowered the mens age from 35 to 25. For years to get rid of the competition from younger men he's been saying men under 35 should not breed, and it should be illegal. Now it's the men under 25, making men 25 to 35 fall within the range to breed when before were excluded from breeding.

I am thinking this was a bad typo and the cow meant to put 35. I think he has at times also said 37 or 38 as he has gotten older.

 

[WonderWino]

I thought it might improve.
His diet will be more appropriate for his condition while he's there, less money for buying shit food, and regular medical care.
Hopefully no more cookie dough tubes.

Whether the food is appropriate for it or not becomes a moot point when he stuffs himself like a thanksgiving turkey on it and balloons up in weight, which he is already doing and his psych meds are likely encouraging

Under 25? The Freak also said 25 in the OutCastOwls video called "Lucas werner sing us a song he performed at a bar that night before". I think there was another time too.

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'When a telomere goes to sleep such as with aging'

Telomeres don't 'go to sleep' they reduce in size like a burning candle as the cell replicates. Lucas can't even get that much right

and his 'you don't know about the attrition. I study this shit and it gives me the shiver me timbers' makes him sound unhinged

 

[mothman96]

I am thinking this was a bad typo and the cow meant to put 35. I think he has at times also said 37 or 38 as he has gotten older.

That's what I thought too, until I remembered it is not the 1st time. There have been several times and check his latest video "Prohibit age proximous sex", he says "if you breed with a dude puberty and 25 you're pretty much fucking that child genetic code". He didn't say puberty to 34.. I think the 1st I heard him say 25 was in the OutCastOwls video and it's happened since so something is up.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Under 25? The Freak also said 25 in the OutCastOwls video called "Lucas werner sing us a song he performed at a bar that night before". I think there was another time too.

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Lucas: "Dating men your own age is basically inbreeding!"
Also Lucas: "Nothing wrong with a Daddy-Daughter sex fantasy!"

'When a telomere goes to sleep such as with aging'

Telomeres don't 'go to sleep' they reduce in size like a burning candle as the cell replicates. Lucas can't even get that much right

and his 'you don't know about the attrition. I study this shit and it gives me the shiver me timbers' makes him sound unhinged

Lucas thinks the effects of telomerase are not only imparted to the child (possible albeit unlikely) but also in fact to the woman receiving his sperm.

There was a point when he was going around claiming that his sperm outright cured COVID; because he made the (il)logical jumps from "telomerase is there to prevent accidental damage to the chromosome -> less damage to chromosome = less chances of defects -> higher chance of healthier offspring -> healthier = more likely to survive COVID -> drink my sperm zoomer baes, it will save you from COVID!"

He seems to forget (or doesn't know, or is just being retardedly dishonest) that the length of telomerase in the father's sperm literally does nothing for him nor does it do anything for the mother. It only *possibly* affects the child from potential additional genetic defects; yet he phrases it like the woman is going to be the one receiving the negative side effects if she sleeps with a dude her own age (or older but still under Lucas's age range).

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas: "Dating men your own age is basically inbreeding!"
Also Lucas: "Nothing wrong with a Daddy-Daughter sex fantasy!"


Lucas thinks the effects of telomerase are not only imparted to the child (possible albeit unlikely) but also in fact to the woman receiving his sperm.

There was a point when he was going around claiming that his sperm outright cured COVID; because he made the (il)logical jumps from "telomerase is there to prevent accidental damage to the chromosome -> less damage to chromosome = less chances of defects -> higher chance of healthier offspring -> healthier = more likely to survive COVID -> drink my sperm zoomer baes, it will save you from COVID!"

He seems to forget (or doesn't know, or is just being retardedly dishonest) that the length of telomerase in the father's sperm literally does nothing for him nor does it do anything for the mother. It only *possibly* affects the child from potential additional genetic defects; yet he phrases it like the woman is going to be the one receiving the negative side effects if she sleeps with a dude her own age (or older but still under Lucas's age range).

This is significant to point out. There's a difference between suggesting that telomerase in cells will affect the offspring that you create with a woman, and suggesting that your semen is in itself some sort of curative elixir. Lucas created this fantasy around the same time that he decided that being near him would make young women happier, calmer, and healthier. That's even stupider than the semen, just suggesting that proximity to Lucas, will let, what, telomeres passed through the air between two people affect the other person?

I actually thought Lucas had dropped these ridiculous points until a few weeks ago, when out of the blue, he brought them up again.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Since this place he's at is a care place, can they limit his food?

Yes, they can give less or more food. But, nobody there wants to bother unless it's necessary. I'm sure they don't care that Lucas is a fat chocobo.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas is trying to pretend the diabetic ulcers, which he admitted were diabetic ulcers, are actually just sores from “walking so much.”

 

[Wernology]

This feels like it should come with a trigger warning somehow.

 

[WonderWino]

This feels like it should come with a trigger warning somehow.

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First, saying shit like that, especially with that expression, makes him sound like a sexual predators. Second, He makes it sound like some zoomer would go full deadite and twist her head around to look at him before rushing at him to rip his guts out screeching like a psychotic

Cause really, thats about the only way a woman would have a reaction like he describes there. and he talks about taking zoomers to his dads cabin in the woods so......

psychotic chainsaw handed, shotgun toting lucas blowing off zoomers heads in the woods saga when?

Fucking republican khandarian flatbill bigots stealing all the pussy

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Take care of SELF

ASSISTED living


See the problem, lucas?

 

[mothman96]

This feels like it should come with a trigger warning somehow.

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Yea, the girl would spin around and mace him.