DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PyroAlert]

Maybe he will show off 350 lb Khet and make his wheelchairs tip for various food for Phil to force feed her.

$10 for a Twinkie.
$20 for a burger.
$50 for frozen lasagna.
$100 for a double layer chocolate cake.
$200 for 4 Double Quarter Pounders with extra cheese.

Just imagine Phil brutally forcing food into his 350 lb wife’s face. My god, I’ve disturbed myself.

 

[Ptolemy]

I'm going to throw a big Hail Mary and say that it's gonna be Chrono Trigger. He's been trying to rile the paypigs up for what feels like a year into nominating and voting for it on for viewer's choice because he wants to replay it but at the same time he wanted to shift the blame onto somebody else if it fails. It's completely out of left field, I know, but it's also a big nothingburger to watch this moron goat laugh through an easy JRPG while LALALAing through Corridors of Time.


Which is why I'm thinking that if he announces a move back to Twitch today he's either going to make up some harebrained scheme where he does the night stream on Twitch or he'll alternate Youtube and Twitch days because he's too fucking exceptional to know how to set up a simulstream. Of course, when he streams on Twitch he loses out on those suppachats so he'll have to raise the tips goal there to $250. Fair enough? Sound good? Alright.

I think SuperChats make about $100 a day (not counting the YT cut). I think the tips goal just keeps increasing as other avenues dry up.

 

[Kosher Dill]

the only thing on earth Phil could do on his stream to surprise me would be to suckstart a Remington

I agree, a Remington is the only thing on earth I'd be surprised to see Phil suckstarting.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I think @Nigel of Ukip you said something about having something in case he goes back to twitch?

Yeah, but everyone can also use all of the clips that break Twitch TOS like the bits talk, how to get cheaper bits, titty streamers, ect. Phil is still problematic, so if people can show that to Twitch he will be yeeted off. Not trolling plans obviously I'm a good boy, I'm just saying how the system works.

The difference is I had a bloke at Twitch that was higher up and in contact with the legal team who also gave them everything I gave him, so I didn't have to use the site report. However given the faggotry with white knighting poor dindu nuffin wrong good boy Philip, I can't be fucked anymore. I'm not going after Phil's Twitch just so detractors can throw money at him going "haha" for a second of screen time. Fuck that exceptional gay shit.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Oh don't worry about updates. I'm sure Khet (points thumb at door) has already played something on the Switch in the meantime.

One thing I love about the "Khet (thumbs at door)" meme is that over time Kat could very well be the fucking name of the door itself with how often Phil does the phrase&gesture relative to how often Kat even shows any signs of existing these days. A door has more of a stream presence than Kat ever will again, and I would argue (snort) that a door has more character and personality than Kat ever will, too.

 

[Anal birth]

He's been testing the water recently when it comes to taking off the hat and vest. Could it be that he's just going to flat out stop putting either on because he ends up "Drenched in sweat"?

Alternatively, he seemed to really enjoy the tips war so maybe from now on he's going to let the top tipper decide the game (from small list, of course) that he plays on the next stream in a bid to upping khantributions. That would explain why he's thrown out the schedule and why he seemingly needs to have a chat with the wheelchairs.

He can also spin it so that he's doing it to make the stream more interactive and for the viewers.

 

[Coomfucius]

I think LonelyIcedCoffee murdered Phil last night and made a skin suit out of Phil’s corpse.

 

[DarkSydeShill]

My guess is that he is doing a sponsored stream.

 

[PieceofShet]

My guess is that he is doing a sponsored stream.

I thinnk the same, why would he say he will play a game no one expcets? Maybe Elo Hell2 ?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

That's my guess as well. I wonder what company is dumb enough to sponsor him. My hope is that it's Scopely and he'll be playing WWE champions on stream, but it's more likely to be Raid: Shadow Legends.

Either way I'm sure they'll enjoy gifs of him tugging his penne on stream(IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!!111).

 

[TheTractor]

Look at all this hype

3 tweets in 8 hours for probably a very autistic and mundane crap related with money.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

If Phil does a WWE Champions stream I’ll post my nudes in this very thread.

Sorry in advance.

 

[Pargon]

If Phil does a WWE Champions stream I’ll post my nudes in this very thread.

Sorry in advance.

I’m here for it. You’re just a sentient giant pair of pert breasts, right?




R-right

 

[FamicomGorby]

Look at all this hype

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3 tweets in 8 hours for probably a very autistic and mundane crap related with money.

Dave has teamed up with Ethan Ralph and will now launch a multi-pronged Jiihad on the kiwifarts and the kid diddler Josuha Null Moon that got Chris Chan arrested, HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

 

[Ptolemy]

If Phil does a WWE Champions stream I’ll post my nudes in this very thread.

Sorry in advance.

Don’t tempt Phil. God knows if his porn addiction is as bad as his gambling addiction.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Kagome bought a 4k TV and was excited to see Phil in 4k, but then was told that Phil doesn't stream in 4k.
Woops!

 

[capefear56]

Look at all this hype

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3 tweets in 8 hours for probably a very autistic and mundane crap related with money.

You can see the desperation starting to creep in. Phil's been on a downward spiral ever since the bank leaks, as ineffective as some like to claim they were; he's clearly lost a sizeable number of regular mid-size supporters that filled the gap between the large $25 and $50 donations from the superwhales.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If it was truly going to be interesting, you'd be streaming already instead of hitting F5 on this thread.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Kagome bought a 4k TV and was excited to see Phil in 4k, but then was told that Phil doesn't stream in 4k.
Woops!


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Why would you want to see Phil at all, let alone in 4k. Do you need to see the blobs of grease dripping off him like a melting ganache on a chocolate cake

 

[TheTractor]

You can see the desperation starting to creep in. Phil's been on a downward spiral ever since the bank leaks, as ineffective as some like to claim it was; he's clearly lost a sizeable number of regular mid-size supporters that filled the gap between the large $25 and $50 donations from the superwhales.

Piece of peace's number kinda disagree; his income has lowered but not by that much.

He's made fuck you amount of money via superchats and the whales have not given up. Any excuse of needing support is pure greed. ( See the ''muh shower'' mini beg saga )