Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

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I find it interesting that our Al thinks that her thread has been deleted when it’s her board that’s been collapsed. It’s not that she’s not still a fat idiot, it’s just that she doesn’t matter to anybody anymore.
If she wants to keep up her livestyle then she is going to have accept being a lolcow. Say what you like about Chantal and Nick but they earn more than Amber yet they are equally derided.

She has nothing to gain from the current state of affairs and may aswell just become more entertaining in exchange for more money.
 
"I need you to look up the definition of bedbound". She is the last person who should tell someone to "educate themselves" (in a much more childish way).
She is not bedbound. I do not know why people keep saying this, but with her limited mobility, she is nearly housebound. Since she can only walk for a few minutes and does not drive, she needs someone to drive her to an appointment or help her to take a taxi or Uber. This is not normal for someone 30-year-old that considers herself "big but healthy".

Amber said she’s an open book and will answer any question? Huh? She really doesn’t live in reality. Every single question she answers no. Did you do this thing? No. Do you think this? No. What do you think of this? Don’t know.
She is an open book as long as it does not involve any questions about her life, friends and family. She will answer any questions about food.

"Less views is better for me" is the new "Akshully I've been losing weight."
You nailed it on the head here. The only reason she is on YouTube is for the money. Even her supporters are getting restless from the lack of content. There is so much adulation that people can stomach if there is nothing else.
 
So this land whale is not only a fat fuck, she's also exceptional.
It shocks me that she thinks she's good enough to be a writer. She's the thickest idiot I have ever come across.
''I'm an open book'' she says.
Being an open book implies honesty. You're a blank book filled with random fantastical stories scrawled in juvenile handwriting.
You mean like one of her shitty journals?
 
If she wants to keep up her livestyle then she is going to have accept being a lolcow. Say what you like about Chantal and Nick but they earn more than Amber yet they are equally derided.

She has nothing to gain from the current state of affairs and may aswell just become more entertaining in exchange for more money.
I am under the impression she thinks her vague mass of "true supporters" will still watch her and fund her lifestyle. Thats doable. The ones "really" lookeen out for her and giveen her money will help. Its the bad negative mean "boolies" who do bad things and drive her channel down in some way shape or form.

She keeps saying shes losing (admitted she will always say that even if its a lie)

She cries sour grapes over the view count of her mook-bongs over her self admitted boring content. Added weird bonus of somehow being able to fund her lifestyle with this shit.

Looks like wipey is pushing her in a non food related direction with her channel (amber must be pissed she cant eat and blame people anymore) so she can make money without killing herself (amber says nobody can tell her what to do with her channel but lets wipey do this and begs chat for ideas for content for her chanel. Way to go amber)

Were getting beauty/lifestyle vlogger vibes with the new setup and prerecorded content but ambers really out here trying her best to put her weight via daily weigh ins and fat self in the camera to garner views. Anything to keep ahold of the self induced toxic cycle of putting her weight and goals on internet only to fuck up and blame everyone else but herself.
Amber loves the attention.
 
I am under the impression she thinks her vague mass of "true supporters" will still watch her and fund her lifestyle. Thats doable. The ones "really" lookeen out for her and giveen her money will help. Its the bad negative mean "boolies" who do bad things and drive her channel down in some way shape or form.

She keeps saying shes losing (admitted she will always say that even if its a lie)

She cries sour grapes over the view count of her mook-bongs over her self admitted boring content. Added weird bonus of somehow being able to fund her lifestyle with this shit.

Looks like wipey is pushing her in a non food related direction with her channel (amber must be pissed she cant eat and blame people anymore) so she can make money without killing herself (amber says nobody can tell her what to do with her channel but lets wipey do this and begs chat for ideas for content for her chanel. Way to go amber)

Were getting beauty/lifestyle vlogger vibes with the new setup and prerecorded content but ambers really out here trying her best to put her weight via daily weigh ins and fat self in the camera to garner views. Anything to keep ahold of the self induced toxic cycle of putting her weight and goals on internet only to fuck up and blame everyone else but herself.
Amber loves the attention.
The thing is. Will her fans put up with her DSP style insults towards them? She's called them idiots and sociopaths. I mean they're definitely idiots to be fans of hers. She gaslights them, lies to them, and treats them like shit; these are majority members who willing to pay $8 are more than likely mostly "true fans". She's in this echo chamber where she's blocked anyone who says anything remotely "trohlleeen", and only listens to those who support her. She hates her fans, and is alienating the majority of them. It's gotten to the point once sympathetic detractors are appalled by her obvious narcissism. The only way she's changing is by getting worse. She's not DSP and I can't see her surviving on YT much longer, because the people she has catered to are retarded cancel culture vultures, and she's put herself there by pretending to be virtuous. She is to them, the fickle idiots, "problematic".
 
Bruh people crying on and on about Hammy not being popular enough to have a sub, listen for once and for all the Amberlynn subforum was created because faggots who thought this here was plebbit and Facebook would shit up threads and mods would be burned out to the point they wanted it's own autism containment board to make it a lawless land of faggotry. Emspex was so bogged down with reports and just waves of retards posting away their unfunny hot takes got to be too much. Chantal's thread is fast on their way to getting one but not as a badge of honor more like a badge of spergatory inane faggotry infesting it.
DSP's board is full of tism thats why he had his own and so on. Its a way to containment sperg, it's not really a badge of honor unless you are a ween who touches shit all day.

I agree that the subforum was born from regarded people, but some great laughs came of it. Kind of like Amberlynn herself.
 
''I'm an open book'' she says.
Being an open book implies honesty. You're a blank book filled with random fantastical stories scrawled in juvenile handwriting.
Fat Amber's "book" is curated and a smoke screen, a selection of scenarios she creates to "own the haters" and prove people wrong. She is constantly in cope mode where she pretends everything is coming up Milhouse.

We say she can't walk, she films herself walking to the kitchen. We say she needs help doing the basics, she shows herself "cleaning" the place. We say she is having her hair braided, she claims it's just naturally wavy like that and she has no idea why.

At some point (and i think we're there) it just beomces sad. Your life is dictated and motivated by people who dislike you. That must be pretty miserable. No wonder she eats so much.....

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Your life is dictated and motivated by people who dislike you. That must be pretty miserable. No wonder she eats so much.....

Nah. Amber was fat long before she was disliked. People took her in care for her and tried help. Frankly shes always been a miserable nasty brat who wants to blame everyone and take no responsibility for her own chocies.
 
Fat Amber's "book" is curated and a smoke screen, a selection of scenarios she creates to "own the haters" and prove people wrong. She is constantly in cope mode where she pretends everything is coming up Milhouse.

We say she can't walk, she films herself walking to the kitchen. We say she needs help doing the basics, she shows herself "cleaning" the place. We say she is having her hair braided, she claims it's just naturally wavy like that and she has no idea why.

At some point (and i think we're there) it just beomces sad. Your life is dictated and motivated by people who dislike you. That must be pretty miserable. No wonder she eats so much.....

Also, new Weigh In video is up:

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Yawn, this new persona Jade is creating is just impossible to digest, she's just a big beige blob, a walking/waddling/wheezing nothing.
Give me my puzzle pieces, there's nothing more to see here.
 
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Like to dislike ratio is about 3:1.
Was 518, now 509.6, I presume in a week, I just skipped through. So nine pounds lost, I've seen people under 200lb lose that in the first week of dieting. At her size, she's just binging a little less to get that result, if it's a legit weigh in/ weight loss at all.
If she sticks to whatever she's doing for another week and gets into the 400's, she'll be insufferable with the self congratulatory doling out diet advice.
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The thing is. Will her fans put up with her DSP style insults towards them? She's called them idiots and sociopaths. I mean they're definitely idiots to be fans of hers. She gaslights them, lies to them, and treats them like shit; these are majority members who willing to pay $8 are more than likely mostly "true fans". She's in this echo chamber where she's blocked anyone who says anything remotely "trohlleeen", and only listens to those who support her. She hates her fans, and is alienating the majority of them.

Her fans arent real people to amber. Her fans are contributing to the echo chamber or they are relegated to being "trolls" or whatever insult ambers tard brain can come up with at the time. Any time the ambabies step out of line and say anything bad they are labeled bad and shunned while amber sooths the others and says "that person is a troll, not a real supporter". Nobody actually knows eachother. Everyone just sees someone, (for all they know it is a troll) who says something amber doesn't like then that person is shit talked and labeled a non believer of ambers bullshit and not to be believed by anyone and she moves on. Becky is a great example of this. Becky couldnt do or say anything that wasnt implicitly positive about amber or she would catch hell. Amber is a great manipulator on a social level like some fat pick me girl because everyones watching her individually. She uwus herself out of anything by saying "that literal stranger is a meanie, you guys arent mean you guys are fans but some people are mean to me. You believe me right? Why would i lie im a victim". Its just manipulation.

Shes not alienating her fans shes just calling out trolls and strengthening the idea of the religion of amber by ass patting the "real fans".
In reality though your right, but amber doesn't live in reality.

It's gotten to the point once sympathetic detractors are appalled by her obvious narcissism. The only way she's changing is by getting worse. She's not DSP and I can't see her surviving on YT much longer, because the people she has catered to are exceptional cancel culture vultures, and she's put herself there by pretending to be virtuous. She is to them, the fickle idiots, "problematic".

Her cycle has pretty much ended and the ambabies are just new followers or gullible pieces of shit.
Were now witnessing her actually change her content via wipeys instructions and even though we know she wont go below 450 el bees without a therapist and other help, so with her shit personality and issues her channel will be a slow death with amber holding on and getting more upset that her ideal life and her real self are two completely different things.
My money is on the tard rage when the money for food runs out.
 
Amber's whole persona is "Cute Fat Girl" and if she loses too much weight she's gonna panic and binge like hell to gain.

"I'm literally standing up to do this weigh in. Have you guys seen that before? No." What does that even mean?

She may have lost a lil' weight. Her neck isn't crushing the life out of her jewelry in this video.
 
I've said it before. She will never not look like a sideshow. She's been fat all her life so her skin is just going to hang off her like curtains if she ever does manage to lose the weight.

I agree though, she will become more insufferable as she gets thinner but let's be real. She's going to gain it all back soon anyway and loose skin isn't somehting she'll ever have to deal with.

Her body is going to start giving out soon (more than it already has) and I love that for her.
 
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I've said it before. She will never not look like a sideshow. She's been fat all her life so her skin is just going to hang off her like curtains if she ever does manage to lose the weight.

I agree though, she will become more insufferable as she gets thinner but let's be real. She's going to gain it all back soon anyway and lose skin isn't somehting she'll ever have to deal with.

Her body is going to start giving out soon (more than it already has) and I love that for her.
For someone above 500 pounds, she is hardly losing weight. She should be able to lose much more if she was serious about weight loss. In general, as you mentioned, she will gain it back and add much more. When people lose weight, the body thinks that it is being starved and makes food more tasty, increase appetite and reduce metabolic rate. This is typical yo-yo dieting and Amber has done it numerous times before. She is not serious but wants to promote her weight loss “journey” for her supporters. After she reaches her goal weight (498 pounds), she will be celebrating and having a cheat day, or week, or whatever.

Amber said in the past that her greatest fear is her skin sagging after a large weight loss. This weight loss is all for show.
 
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I'm assuming all ALR related content goes to this thread now, apologies if Becky has her own thread still. I'm not crystal clear on the collapsed board rules.

I think Becky just likes what she likes, as Swan said, it's just a nod to music she likes. Becky is vastly more knowledgeable than Amber, but the difference in their superficiality is small.
A low kerb to step off of, if you will.

Who knew shit like that kerb incident would be as good as ALR entertainment was going to get. You keep watching, waiting for the train wreck, something significant or note worthy to happen, and it never does. If anything really interesting did, or has happened, she wouldn't give anyone watching the satisfaction of filming it, out of spite.
Thank fuck for you guises posts, insights and humour, which have always proven more entertainting than the cow herself..
I read your post aloud in the style of Christian W. Bale's performance as Patrick Batman. Everyone should. Did you go to Bennington?
 
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