DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[RomanesEuntDomus]

We need to import Erdem Alsirt as Turkish guest cow to make up for our lolcow deficit.

That or we demand the extradition of Attila Hildmann back to Germany and sentence him to 2 years house arrest in the now vacant Drachenschanze.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Das ganze Fett lolcows beginnen ihre Gefängnissagas. Herrlich.

(Ich spreche kein Deutsch, das ist der Google Übersetzer, werde gefickt Deutsch-fags)

 

[Padoru]

Ngl, a 2 year sentence must be pretty devastating to him when he considers himself the victim here.

That's about the worst play possible for him at the minute and he's just fucking stupid and lacking in self awareness to do it - especially if prodded and provoked.
It's been a bad day for the Drachenlord, one things for sure, when he does get on stream I'm expecting the mother of all "THIS ISN'T FAIR IT'S THE POLICES FAULT ANYWAY!" spergouts
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i mean technically the longer he stays in prison the better for him and everybody surrounding him. He needs a proper schedule, actual work and a healthier diet in his life all of which (hysterically because afaik prison food is already relatively low in nutritional values yet manages to still be healthier than the crap he shovels in usually) are given in prison so by default he will now have an actual life even if he pretends like he is the only victim here and that everything is unfair. He brought this upon himself anyways

 

[Liber Pater]

Being arrested for pepper-spraying someone is like a lolcow rite of passage at this point lol.
Also, fitting that he gets sent to the pen in 2021 as well.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

werde gefickt Deutsch-fags

Schön für dich, auch mal etwas Liebe zu empfangen.

i mean technically the longer he stays in prison the better for him and everybody surrounding him. He needs a proper schedule, actual work and a healthier diet in his life all of which (hysterically because afaik prison food is already relatively low in nutritional values yet manages to still be healthier than the crap he shovels in usually) are given in prison so by default he will now have an actual life even if he pretends like he is the only victim here and that everything is unfair. He brought this upon himself anyways

Absolutely, 2 years in prison might help him lose so much weight and get proper access to medical staff, it actually extends his life expectancy by a significant amount.
Wouldn't surprise me if they find out he's got the 'betes.

Anyway, we should really look forward to the before-after images once he leaves jail. With his gargantuan size right now, we're bound to see a significant difference.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Being arrested for pepper-spraying someone is like a lolcow rite of passage at this point lol.
Also, fitting that he gets sent to the pen in 2021 as well.

wasn't just pepper spraying. It was several grievous assault and repeated police slander.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Woah, 2021 saw both Chris-chan and his German counterpart getting locked up. What a crazy year. Also Jesus Christ, that guy is fat.

Yes, this should be frontpage. Imho is Drachenlord the biggest non-American Lolcow.

I'm not sure if you mean biggest literally or biggest figuratively, but I'm pretty sure you're right as long as you exclude Chantal (who might be a Canadian living in America; I can't remember)

 

[Kongo-Müller]

We need to import Erdem Alsirt as Turkish guest cow to make up for our lolcow deficit.

Someone needs to fly to Aldebaran and bring back Ph.D. Axel Stoll, he is the hero this country needs and deserves.

 

[NigKid]

Someone needs to fly to Aldebaran and bring back Ph.D. Axel Stoll, he is the hero this country needs and deserves.

Fuck I miss him
Ohne ihn bringen die Elektrojuden einfach keinen Spass...

 

[Thumb Butler]

Please let Gunt be next.

 

[Berrakh]

Bunch of highly motivated and choleric Germans now have no one to target...

 

[Sterbenchu]

Bunch of highly motivated and choleric Germans now have no one to target...

Me, for example I honestly don't know ach halt hier war ja Deutsch angesagt!

Öhja, muss sagen dass mir der Dicke fehlen wird. Andere Masken bieten halt längst nicht so viel Content und Hasspotential. Was soll ich jetzt mit meiner ganzen Energie anfangen? Sachen kochen und auf Insta posten? Müll in nem Park sammeln und ein Stück zur Verbesserung der Welt beitragen? Scheiße nein!

 

[Berrakh]

Me, for example I honestly don't know ach halt hier war ja Deutsch angesagt!

Öhja, muss sagen dass mir der Dicke fehlen wird. Andere Masken bieten halt längst nicht so viel Content und Hasspotential. Was soll ich jetzt mit meiner ganzen Energie anfangen? Sachen kochen und auf Insta posten? Müll in nem Park sammeln und ein Stück zur Verbesserung der Welt beitragen? Scheiße nein!

well said

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Öhja, muss sagen dass mir der Dicke fehlen wird. Andere Masken bieten halt längst nicht so viel Content und Hasspotential. Was soll ich jetzt mit meiner ganzen Energie anfangen? Sachen kochen und auf Insta posten? Müll in nem Park sammeln und ein Stück zur Verbesserung der Welt beitragen? Scheiße nein!

Auto waschen und Staplerfahrer-Simulator 2019 spielen, die beiden liebsten Freizeitbeschäftigungen des Deutschen

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Damn, Shakewell has really seen better days

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Me, for example I honestly don't know ach halt hier war ja Deutsch angesagt!

Öhja, muss sagen dass mir der Dicke fehlen wird. Andere Masken bieten halt längst nicht so viel Content und Hasspotential. Was soll ich jetzt mit meiner ganzen Energie anfangen? Sachen kochen und auf Insta posten? Müll in nem Park sammeln und ein Stück zur Verbesserung der Welt beitragen? Scheiße nein!

Hast du schonmal mit dem Gedanken gespielt, ein kostspieliges Drogenhobby zu beginnen?

 

[Stoneheart]

Bunch of highly motivated and choleric Germans now have no one to target...

We`ll always have Paris.

 

[Crex Crex]

This is a thread for the German language. They are using English due to the recent events, but please try to limit English chatter to maintain its value for German speakers.

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I honestly think this is worth front page news @Rokko @Trombonista

While this is likely to be appealed, Dragonlord has been sentenced to two years in prison with no chance of probation, due to multiple counts of insults and infliction of bodily harm/assault (towards visitors).
He had previously been sentenced to 7 months probation for pepperspraying a visitor.
Originally a verdict was expected on the 28th (two days were scheduled) but they got through it in a single day.
The defense asked for 2 years on probation (citing Dragonlord's willingness to move and lay low, having recently sold his decrepit ruin house which he will move out of in January), the state asked for 2.5 years without probation. Judge "compromised" on 2 years without probation.

If you have some catching up to do, here's a complete timeline of the events leading up to this in English by @sharbtoom.
A couple of explanations as to his background and pre-youtube existence that may not have been covered by Dankula can be found in the previous pages, where the Germankiwis have been switching to English in anticipation of this event.


To clarify : Insulting people publicly (or disseminating insults through a public medium) is punishable under German law. Rainer regularly insulted the police and individual policemen / patrols in his streams when they did not arrive fast enough for his taste (he would call them multiple times daily, basically whenever someone visited him and expected them to show up within minutes)
Example of a call to the police that was recorded while he was in his Discord and then made public:
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Translation: This is Winkler once again - there's like 15 people here again, shouting and wrecking my stuff, filming and pissing me off [...] Is a patrol coming this time?
[...] Heh, yeah - Well if you just drove through regularly on your own initiative I wouldn't have to do this shit because they'd know there's police here all the time.
DID YOU JUST HANG UP? YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH



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(note that the first and last images were photoshopped for dramatic effect, he's not THAT fat - but yes, he did attend in his torn up Slipknot shirt wearing his Thor's hammer necklace)

He followed his american counterpart

 

[Erich Raeder]

He followed his american counterpart

Skipped the tranny saga though sadly, there was only a short period where he painted his face like a native American and said he wasn't a human anymore.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Skipped the tranny saga though sadly, there was only a short period where he painted his face like a native American and said he wasn't a human anymore.

Only a few more years, and according to his biology lectures he would have evolved to a she-elf like the prairie niggers would have if it hadn't been for that meddling white man.