DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

Why is he drinking from different bottles? Maybe they are different drinks?

probably gin in the sparkling water bottle cause he likes gin and sprite. His chaser in the nalgene.

 

[Hogan of the South]

On October 21, a debit card transaction for $179.35 from TOTAL WINE!

So is it Khaulity content in those bottles? Or quantity? That’s a decent tab.

 

[harbinger]

So is it Khaulity content in those bottles? Or quantity? That’s a decent tab.

Considering at Total Wine a fifth of Tanqueray goes for $17.99, I’m going with quantity, not quality; just like his 13 year legacy.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Considering at Total Wine a fifth of Tanqueray goes for $17.99, I’m going with quantity, not quality; just like his 13 year legacy.

Is he going to cut all those bottles of alcohol into easy to chug, 10 minute segments?

 

[Iron Father]

I bet he isn't even saving those gin bottles to take to the recycling depot.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I bet he isn't even saving those gin bottles to take to the recycling depot.

Can you imagine if he did?
"Oh look, here comes that guy who owns a martini bar or something."

 

[TeeDee1622]

On October 21, a debit card transaction for $179.35 from TOTAL WINE!

Sorry if this has already been mentioned but do people still have access to his current purchasing history?

 

[actually]

Sorry if this has already been mentioned but do people still have access to his current purchasing history?

Yeah, would be prudent to note whether or not this is an actual charge or not. We need some kind of Poe's Law corollary at this point.

 

[Elescondido]

I know this is old by now but I was revisiting DSP's most recent Pewdiepie rant (such golddust!) and decided to visit Pigpiggo to see how many hits Pewdiepie gets.

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"When was the last time I even talked about Pewdiepie?!"
"I live rent free inside his head"

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You do, faggot. A major part of your 13 year begacy is chimping out over Pewdiepie like a jealous ex-lover.

To make matters even worse/more ironic, he's now playing a fucking game with Pewdiepie in it and he's talking about him on stream yet again. Quick, somebody add "rent free" to the list of phrases this spastic misuses.

The amount of copium he inhales daily probably explains why he needs to drink so much, or how else could he live with himself?

The most mindblowing thing about him talking about bigger creators is the idea that if they dissapeared one day no one would care... the guys with fanbase in the millions that probably have thousands of parasocial fans

That may be the most retarded shit anyone has ever said

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You don't think he's trying for a game of "rub & tug" with the ever beautiful, eternally graceful Khet?

We all know Phil would rather play Fudge Packer pro with a nice muscley man, on Gaystation 5

 

[harbinger]

Is he going to cut all those bottles of alcohol into easy to chug, 10 minute segments?

You’re absolutely right. If there’s one thing Philip is good at, it’s wasting money. Why buy a 750ml bottle of gin for $17.99 when you can but 15 50ml bottles for $29.85?

 

[Grob420]

i noticed during the pre-stream EVENT that he would drink the sparkling water normally and chew it normally, but when he started drinking outta the gin flask he would sip it swish it and he would always raise the flask before he put it down. like a retard stimming at the taste of the booze.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Here's a fun thing for everyone, this is from another thread in KF:
https://artflow.ai/

Describe your avatar and get an AI generated image, I did for these:
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Spice it up, maybe you'll get funnier ones. Add one of you, one describing DSP and one describing an orbiter (or whatever you want).
Hopefully their servers are not overloaded.

Khet is the main character of The Last of Us 3

You’re absolutely right. If there’s one thing Philip is good at, it’s wasting money. Why buy a 750ml bottle of gin for $17.99 when you can but 15 50ml bottles for $29.85?

Because it's "better". He's extremely gullible with everything, as long as you tell him it's better in some way. This dude looks at food packaging and expects it to be exactly as advertised. He consumes a staggering amount of food and alcohol, which would lead you to believe he has a good, or at least, somewhat refined taste, and has learned what products balance price and quality, but the guy is the stereotypical consumer meme.

 

[rubynutmeg]

I think he's just ugly, my dude.

Side pictures of him always fascinate me. He's got no jaw.

 

[Sup3r]

You’re absolutely right. If there’s one thing Philip is good at, it’s wasting money. Why buy a 750ml bottle of gin for $17.99 when you can but 15 50ml bottles for $29.85?

Because he's a bigger retarrr than his wheelchairs. He thinks that more expensive equals better.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

here comes contrarian syde phil in the prestream with the hot take thats goes against the majority of people relieved that the GTA trilogy remaster doesn't look like crap...but he's still going to play it cause this gaming season is full of nothing new just remakes and remasters.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

cant wait till the next ear infection after his new neck set phones , Untreated post nasal drip can cause a blockage of mucus in the the Eustachian tube , causing pressure or infection.

that or he is just a dirty greasy man that never washes , so the neck sets not going save him

 

[Manbost]

that or he is just a dirty greasy man that never washes , so the neck sets not going save him

That's a bingo.

 

[Organized Derailment]

On October 21, a debit card transaction for $179.35 from TOTAL WINE!

Wait what? How do we know this?

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Wait what? How do we know this?